Sonichu Your Favorite Random Sonichu Moment?

Not certain if this really counts as a "random Sonichu moment" because it's not in the comic or even about Sonichu, but this drawing of Cole is probably my favorite drawing Chris has ever done.

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I love the implication that Cole went to "Carnagee" (sic, and he misspells Carnegie two different ways on this picture) Hall, lambasted their production of A Christmas Carol (and mind you Carnegie Hall is an orchestral hall and not a theater and they don't do plays), and then he stole their rug for some reason and he leaves the "property of "Carnigee" (sic) Hall" sticker visible for everyone to see. And for some reason, he's watching the news report on Chris's house fire, two and a half years after the fact and hundreds of miles away from any news station that would have talked about the fire, while he burns money that he was going to send to Chris and Barb. Notice in the background he was on the cover of A-Hole Monthly.

I just like the phrase "Money to piss and burn". It's like a hidden lesson to those who think giving money to Chris is a good idea.
 
Not certain if this really counts as a "random Sonichu moment" because it's not in the comic or even about Sonichu, but this drawing of Cole is probably my favorite drawing Chris has ever done.

26_June_2016_Cole_Smithey_drawing.jpeg


I love the implication that Cole went to "Carnagee" (sic, and he misspells Carnegie two different ways on this picture) Hall, lambasted their production of A Christmas Carol (and mind you Carnegie Hall is an orchestral hall and not a theater and they don't do plays), and then he stole their rug for some reason and he leaves the "property of "Carnigee" (sic) Hall" sticker visible for everyone to see. And for some reason, he's watching the news report on Chris's house fire, two and a half years after the fact and hundreds of miles away from any news station that would have talked about the fire, while he burns money that he was going to send to Chris and Barb. Notice in the background he was on the cover of A-Hole Monthly.

He inadvertently made a perfect "Kelly" comic. All it's missing is a crying statue of liberty.
 
Inos and the Glade plug-ins were already mentioned, so I’d have to default to the drawing of Crass and Champ, Ivy’s hermit crabs, carrying their wedding bands/Sonic rings. Chris couldn’t take five seconds to search to see what hermit crabs looked like and just winged it. I find the result to be somewhat adorable, albeit exceptionally crude.

There’s something about that panel that always managed to make me smile.
 

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Inos and the Glade plug-ins were already mentioned, so I’d have to default to the drawing of Crass and Champ, Ivy’s hermit crabs, carrying their wedding bands/Sonic rings. Chris couldn’t take five seconds to search to see what hermit crabs looked like and just winged it. I find the result to be somewhat adorable, albeit exceptionally crude.

There’s something about that panel that always managed to make me smile.
I'm not even sure if they have two faces or are wearing masks as shells!
 
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and he leaves the "property of "Carnigee" (sic) Hall" sticker visible for everyone to see
What gets me is that idiotic "This rug" additional label. It's like he was aware for once that he can't draw to save his life and nobody would know what the fuck they were looking at if it wasn't outright spelled out.
 
Not certain if this really counts as a "random Sonichu moment" because it's not in the comic or even about Sonichu, but this drawing of Cole is probably my favorite drawing Chris has ever done.

26_June_2016_Cole_Smithey_drawing.jpeg


I love the implication that Cole went to "Carnagee" (sic, and he misspells Carnegie two different ways on this picture) Hall, lambasted their production of A Christmas Carol (and mind you Carnegie Hall is an orchestral hall and not a theater and they don't do plays), and then he stole their rug for some reason and he leaves the "property of "Carnigee" (sic) Hall" sticker visible for everyone to see. And for some reason, he's watching the news report on Chris's house fire, two and a half years after the fact and hundreds of miles away from any news station that would have talked about the fire, while he burns money that he was going to send to Chris and Barb. Notice in the background he was on the cover of A-Hole Monthly.
He inadvertently made a perfect "Kelly" comic. All it's missing is a crying statue of liberty.
Chris is a master of the "Ben Garrison" school of cartooning.
Inos and the Glade plug-ins were already mentioned, so I’d have to default to the drawing of Crass and Champ, Ivy’s hermit crabs, carrying their wedding bands/Sonic rings. Chris couldn’t take five seconds to search to see what hermit crabs looked like and just winged it. I find the result to be somewhat adorable, albeit exceptionally crude.

There’s something about that panel that always managed to make me smile.
Fun fact, Champ was named after our exalted founder of kiwifarms' predecessor (the cwcki forums), @champthom .
My favorite is that one scene where Black Sonichu tries to hit on Chris by saying "nice rack" completely unironically.
The live action photoshop of Chris in the frame sold it.

I also like when Black Sonichu chimped out when Inos (I think?) misidentified him as African American.
 
This page comes immediately before Jason's face-rape, and it's amazing in its own right -
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Where Sonichu tries to conflate trolling Chris with defaming an entire nation. And then Rosechu face rapes Jason five pages later. Better still (though this was technically outside the comic) was when Chris used the exact same image to mourn the 2015 Paris terror attacks.
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I love the part where he says the US was 'founded in love and peace' when it was actually founded in bloody rebellion, something I think just about any American would know and have no problem with. Not to mention calling the U.S. "Humble" of all things! :story:

It's safe to say "Mr. Honour Roll" here was busy playing Pokemon in his head during U.S. History class in high school.
 
It has been said to death of course but the entire part were they visit 4cent garbage.com is just pure fucking comedy, from the stripping to womens right, tommy wiseaeu esque love scenes, throwing pickles at Rosechu, and just everything is just madness and really gives an insight to Chris messed up mind at that time.
 
as r'etarded as this is, he looked so normal here compared to now. JFC, what deterioration.

The exact words that were forming in my head as I scrolled down. Even with that room that looks like an explosion in a bubblegum factory with a sideline in DVDs, Chris looks like just a regular weeaboo/autist, not the trooned out medusa that thinks it's a cute anime goddess and pony/sonichu/mary-sue and sits in it's room doing nothing but farting the industrial waste gas from his godawful diet and sperging about his imaginary worlds where he's king(queen?) and nothing bad can ever go wrong that he cannot solve in a heroic manner.
 
The moment when Sonichu throws a tantrum because he found out there was a Sonichu float at the CVille gay pride parade. Chris having this supposed all powerful Godlike being impotently punching the wall and knocking over shelves in his garage was unintentionally hilarious.
 
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