Favourite Amberlynn Moment of 2018 - Celebrateen like a monster truck in the nightlife

What are your Amberlynn hopes for 2019?


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That time the interwebz discovered that she is wearing that infamous Torrid skater dress backwards to flaunt her chest.

That is a major one for me, and emblematic of how delusional she is.
 
Extensive medical tests and multiple medical supply hauls. I feel like it's gonna be the year Amber has to admit she is actively dying. Also really wanna see the fire department breaking a wall to get her to an ambulance. A good chance she'll lose a leg or other major health issue.

Becky is going to dump Amber and Amber has to find a new caretaker, butcher and more stupid than ever.
 
Wow that's a tough one. Maybe when a Kiwi discovered she was lying about riding scooters all over wommart...
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Or the tragic tale of the busted scooter in Target...may she R.I.P.
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Merry Christmas farmers!

My Favorite out of everything this year has been sitting and watching amber contradict herself in every single video. It’s like a beautiful montage of Alzheimer’s.
 
The wearing the dress backwards was great, as was the scooter breakdown that was bound to happen. Also the failed trip to Lexington Pride where she did nothing but eat junk like doughnut Tic Tacs in her hotel room.

Reaching 600 pounds is guaranteed at this rate. Hoping for a breakup.
 
My favourite is the image she used of her trying to do a sexy pout in her chariot when had to come clean she was caught using a scooter.

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But nothing beats the rise of the hayders and our gorl finally had her own legion of exceptionals who had a member who was grounded off the website by their mummy. Top Kek
 
Going to Pride, not going to Pride but gorging in her motel room for 3 days, then dragging it out into a week's worth of vlogs. It encapsulated every reason she is a lolcow. It was a thing of beauty.
 
Sometimes when I lie under the sky looking at stars, I think with fierce if that guy knows how much joy be bought into our lives without knowing
I wish i knew the context for this “beanbag in a hurry” quote, as I fell off following AL for a lot of this year, but it is by far my favourite phrase.

But I think favourite moment would be people catching her in the monitor riding the scootypuff. I hope for 2019 she admits she has the beetus and starts to take it seriously, though we know she likely won’t.
 
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