💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

[PixelKnot]

That line work.....good lord.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Wow.

He's actually gotten worse at drawing it.

That's what happens when you draw yourself as a care bear for the past few years. Not that it looked any better mind you.

 

[PixelKnot]

Strange, he's using his original cartoon avatar again and not the angry blue bear.

His description on DA answers this:

This comic was made November of 2011. It was originally made for my Facebook page which had just surpassed the 8,000 viewership mark. The intention was, of course, to post it when I finally reached 9,000 viewers. But for whatever reason, my viewership just kinda sat there around the 8,000 mark and hasn't really gone up or down since then.

Then, because I got tired of waiting, my intention was to post this after I surpassed the 900 viewership mark on twitter... and yet again I am sitting comfortably at around 895. Damnnit!

So whatever. Here's a comic I made almost 4 years ago. It's incredibly stupid and was just meant as a gag for a viewership milestone.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

Really hitting these references at the height of their popularity

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

His description on DA answers this:

Well that explains why he's human at least. Not so much why he needed to reference a tired DBZ meme.

 

[Coster]

Well that explains why he's human at least. Not so much why he needed to reference a tired DBZ meme.

As a DBZ sperg, he couldn't even be assed to draw the armor and scouter correctly and it bothers me on an autistic level.

 

[Saney]

Really hitting these references at the height of their popularity

His next pictures going to be a bunch of Chuck Norris memes.

 

[Trombonista]

As a DBZ sperg, he couldn't even be assed to draw the armor and scouter correctly and it bothers me on an autistic level.

He also forgot to break the scouter.

 

[Null]

Strange, he's using his original cartoon avatar again and not the angry blue bear.

I actually dredged up the thread just to post this, but you beat me to it. A lot of things interesting about this.

1) Awful
2) Memes
3) Old memes
4) Old character design

I mean it's a fuck of a lot less smug than his god damn bear. Holy shit I hate that fucking bear.

Also, I'm certain this was posted before, but I want to comment on this:

Spoiler

When I saw this I actually smiled at first. Dobson actually bothered shading and coloring in a way that's appealing to the eyes and there's nothing inherently retarded about it.

Well, until I realized what was actually being said. At first I thought the joke was he couldn't open packaging. A cliche joke, but it sort of works because he's doing something action-y and looks impressive in the drawing. So to have him straining to open a bottle is sort of funny.

But no. It's a poop joke. Fucking god damn.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

But no. It's a poop joke. Fucking god damn.

I'm surprised the laxative and prune juice didn't tip you off earlier.

 

[Loke]

I actually dredged up the thread just to post this, but you beat me to it. A lot of things interesting about this.

1) Awful
2) Memes
3) Old memes
4) Old character design

I mean it's a fuck of a lot less smug than his god damn bear. Holy shit I hate that fucking bear.

Also, I'm certain this was posted before, but I want to comment on this:

Spoiler

When I saw this I actually smiled at first. Dobson actually bothered shading and coloring in a way that's appealing to the eyes and there's nothing inherently retarded about it.

Well, until I realized what was actually being said. At first I thought the joke was he couldn't open packaging. A cliche joke, but it sort of works because he's doing something action-y and looks impressive in the drawing. So to have him straining to open a bottle is sort of funny.

But no. It's a poop joke. Fucking god damn.

Well, we're known for being fair here; it is a pun at least, right? It actually is a joke, and not some weird Gamergate thing

 

[José Mourinho]

dA profile comments:

http://comments.deviantart.com/4/1089799/3661232201

http://comments.deviantart.com/4/1089799/3660681132

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

dA profile comments:

http://comments.deviantart.com/4/1089799/3661232201

Translation: "Your opinions are lesser than mine, so unless its mindless praise, fuck off!"

 

[Ryan Rash]

...well, at least that fucking bear is smiling again...

 

[ZepFloyd94]

His new Twitter pic.

 

[Henry Bemis]

His new Twitter pic.
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How soon will it be before his fellow warriors in social justice tear him apart for promoting something so flagrantly colonialist?

 

[Coster]

...well, at least that fucking bear is smiling again...

Is that really an improvement?

 

[Ryan Rash]

Is that really an improvement?

It's less troubling, at least. Until recently, it was always grimacing, and considering the bear pretty much is a reflection of Dobby, I was worrying he may have been spiraling into suicidal depression.

 

[Coldgrip]

It's less troubling, at least. Until recently, it was always grimacing, and considering the bear pretty much is a reflection of Dobby, I was worrying he may have been spiraling into suicidal depression.

One can only hope.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

How soon will it be before his fellow warriors in social justice tear him apart for promoting something so flangrantly colonialist?

Doubtful. I mean it's not like he's a notable figure.