Twitter 12/13 - Chris buys a treadmill

[Buck Mullet]

Chris bought something actually useful for a good bargain and is getting some exercise... is Chris getting better?

https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1073360999737147392?s=19

 

[Skeletor]

3 mph for five minutes? What the hell.

 

[Trilby]

Ver archivo adjunto 614186 Chris bought something actually useful for a good bargain and is getting some exercise... is Chris getting better?

https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1073360999737147392?s=19

Well thank God someone thought to put a reasonable price on a treadmill there.

 

[Time of Space]

3 minutes at 5 mph?
Well shit, he'll be showing off the Adonis-like body hidden under all that fat in no time.

 

[johnny5150]

How long do you think Chris will stop using it and starts using it to hang his clothes on?

 

[Time of Space]

How long do you think Chris will stop using it and starts using it to hang his clothes on?

"Will" stop using it?
He did it 35 minutes ago.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

Hahahaha posting things he bought. Panic mode beg video any day now. Can't imagine how many "Get a Job"s are going to populate his twitter responses to this.

Edit: Surprisingly, I'm wrong. Lol.

 

[Pvt. Real G]

10 dollars? i dunno man, that shit might gonna break down soon

 

[Mason Verger]

Put the dogs on it.

 

[Xanax]

How fucking dare you trolls continue to claim that Chris is "out of shape" when he can walk five minutes at 3mph and not even have a heart attack

 

[That Damned Tiger]

Ver archivo adjunto 614186 Chris bought something actually useful for a good bargain and is getting some exercise... is Chris getting better?

https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1073360999737147392?s=19

Because 3mph is fast for Chris. And getting better for him would be using it every day.

 

[RustyNail(her)]

He could livestream himself on it and walk a mile for $10 from the viewers. People can pay to watch him suffer in a way that benefits him!

 

[Vicarious Peer]

Why does Chris have two weed whackers?

 

[AnOminous]

Why does Chris have two weed whackers?

To torture those dogs.

 

[also autistic]

Noticed this comment

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris' House: "I'm covered in animal shit"
Chris: "Hmmm, It would be great to take a photo of my junk to pretend that I'm not an obese lunatic that needs to be locked away."

It's literally a dry turd.

 

[AnOminous]

"Will" stop using it?
He did it 35 minutes ago.

Barb will bury it under hoard in the next couple days and it will never be seen again.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Barb will bury it under hoard in the next couple days and it will never be seen again.

It's kind of like family guy where they add something gimmicky or a new character, only that new thing is never seen again after the show ends. I feel like this will disappear fast and Chris will go back to eating crap and shuffling around animal turds.

 

[oldTireWater]

Turn those tinker-toy legs into motherfucking Lincoln Logs.

This is a bad purchase. That's a lot of clutter for $10. You'd be hard pressed to waste more space with that little money. Maybe garbage bags full of pine needles?

 

[Sperglord Dante]

Unironically the best purchase he's made this year