MUKBANG WEIGH IN-VLOGMAS DAY 7 12/7/18

[wylfım]

When you wake up to this leaning over you, and you realize you're about to go the way of the orange chicken.

 

[Fatguypewdiepie]

She’ll be bedbound soon. We are already seeing the first signs. Her weight gain will skyrocket.

She's already bee bound I would say. She says she didn't go out with necky so that she can stay and help Eric of he spneeds something . Can she even bend normally? Let alone bend and help Eric if he falls down from bed

 

[DarkSydePundit]

Spoiler: Match made in heaven

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What a dickhead.

 

[ADHD]

She ordered ice water from Starbucks like... what?

Also please fill me in, is 556 her "official" highest weight? I lost track amongst the speculations.

Her weight loss IG account still lists her "starting weight" as 552.2, so yes, 556 is the highest she's admitted to so far.

 

[mraf]

A comment yesterday mentioned ALs weight, which was a lot higher than 556, saying AL had updated something online or her fitbit did automatically? Not sure if it's true and now I can't find the comment. Does she have an online weight loss app or something that would do this?

 

[Masta]

A comment yesterday mentioned ALs weight, which was a lot higher than 556, saying AL had updated something online or her fitbit did automatically? Not sure if it's true and now I can't find the comment. Does she have an online weight loss app or something that would do this?

I tried adding her on the Fitbit app but no response.

 

[hambergorlreid]

For a second I thought her pasta was cheese fries, or throw up. Her pasta looks overcooked asf.

 

[FitBitch]

The real tragedy of her gaining is that we have gotten so few cooking vlogs recently. I miss reading the recipes @C3PBRO would write out for us from the monstrosities AL made.

 

[Lulu Diamonds]

She "finally found meal prep containers", gorl that's just tupperware with a different label. You could have been meal prepping with any of the thousand containers you have in your home. It looks really cheap too, like one of those reusable takeout boxes. It's amazing how smort our gorl is sometimes.

 

[marjoram]

Uh-huh

The Thumb picked her up a big ol triple drizzle, whipped cream, sugary something which Big Al inhaled and then refilled the cup with ice water.

Big Al thinks she's slick.

 

[497]

Day 7 of not washing her hair (and probably no shower). If there was one thing she could prove the haters wrong with it would be washing her hair atleast every other day. If going that long without washing she could atleast brush it to distribute the grease from the scalp to her ratty ends.

Finally found containers from Walmart for food prep? That's a lahh. She already has plenty, she showed them just few months ago.

She didn't show the actual weigh-in? A LAHH. So the 587 might be accurate. Nothing to see here really, bulking for new years. next fat.

I forgot about those... she bought the nice glass containers before. She was using them and I think she left some meals in the fridge with them because she was eating out instead. Knowing AL the food got moldy and she just tossed out the entire containers instead of cleaning them. And the Starbucks water makes no sense when they have a fridge that dispenses ice and water and she might still have the pioneer woman mason jars.

I think this is just a warm up to repeat last year. She'll say it a "new year, new me" and buy a bunch of gadgets, new fitbit and junk to rake in new subscribers.

 

[Turd Blossom]

"Eric just texted me too, why are they texting me?"
I don't know Amber, maybe it's because you are supposedly staying home in case Eric needs something.
Eric was probably stuck on the toilet crying like yesterday (which he shared every inscrutiating detail about in his vlog btw) while you're casually ignoring his desperate pleas for help.
Amberlynn is the last person person I'd want "helping" me if I was recovering from a neutering.

 

[Stanley_Buttkiss]

"600lbs by Christmas"

Tell us again Amber how you don't read this thread?

 

[mraf]

I tried adding her on the Fitbit app but no response.

I'm wondering if it was on her myfitnesspal https://www.myfitnesspal.com/profile/curvyycaloriess

I've spend so long looking for that comment again but I can't find it. It was a reply to a comment, so it doesn't seem to show up when I search.

 

[pinkbutterfly]

Is this the first time she's been sitting down even to show the camera the ingredients? She's so fucked...

 

[ADHD]

I think this is just a warm up to repeat last year. She'll say it a "new year, new me" and buy a bunch of gadgets, new fitbit and junk to rake in new subscribers.

She'll post a video "597 pounds." and the cycle will repeat.

I'm wondering if it was on her myfitnesspal https://www.myfitnesspal.com/profile/curvyycaloriess

I've spend so long looking for that comment again but I can't find it. It was a reply to a comment, so it doesn't seem to show up when I search.

I posted a screencap of her MFP account yesterday. It wasn't on that.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

It's Amberlynn's turn to wipe someone else for a change.

 

[peppy]

I really don't get what the point is anymore. And how is she commanding such a huge audience per video? her videos are lidurallllyyy filled with nothing.

This particular video she eats, talks about nothing, scrolls through her phone, and provides lots of "dead air" ----- it's a fucking modern-day miracle that this obese cow has such a huge audience, even if they are mostly haters. She's constantly lieing and showing us the victim-card, both of which she is really good at. This is just sad and lame.

 

[ADHD]

her videos are lidurallllyyy filled with nothing.

They're filled with 550+ lbs of fat.

 

[4Macie]

I’m pretty sure pasta isn’t something that’ll help you lose weight.

So someone calculated back in the late 400s that she would need to eat like 4000 calories to be maintaining the weight she was at. That if she only ate 2500 she’d actually lose some. What’s she at now? Looking at her ‘serving’ of pasta, I could see her cruising past 4000 easy each day.