DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Alxmir23]

people made a mistake of thinking he was playing red dead online later. instead of just saying 'actually no,sorry' he had to rant about people purposefully spreading misinformation

'stop spreading misinformation please'
thats his problem,hes always mean

 

[Sparkletor]

Little off-topic from the current conversation, but does Phil really only stream 6 hours per day? A 4 hour stream and a 2 hour stream?

He only plays games for 6 hours. He spends an hour and a half to two hours+ a day just talking out of his ass.

Edit: Plus the pre prestream of just cringy music adds to stream length. And then subtract the multiple scheduled breaks because playing games is hard work. All together his stream is live for around 10 hours a day but less than 6 are actual gameplay.

 

[Alxmir23]

Little off-topic from the current conversation, but does Phil really only stream 6 hours per day? A 4 hour stream and a 2 hour stream?

yup. he spends 1 and half hour talking to people beforehand for first stream,a couple minutes second stream. he claims he spends hours setting up and babysitting the uploads too

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Patreopcolypse continues, he lost another patron and $4 support today, time for another update to keep tracking this change after he begged super hard for people to pledge for his Holiday-watching-my-own videoathon:

Dec 1:

Dec2:

Today

 

[thebonesauce]

Oh wow, he went full force on that one. Both Ninja and PewDiePie got slapped around for "catering to kids" by a 36-year-old man who talks to a toy dog and shouts at video games when they provide him with a challenge.

How this is not against Twitch's Terms of Service/Community Guidelines is beyond me... Literally slandering a fellow streamer and accusing him of taking monetary advantage of children.

Here's the clip:

[MEDIA=streamable]dqm84[/MEDIA]
-edit- Full transcription, pretty much word-for-word, here:



Well, there you go indeed, Phillip. There you go...

This is so fucking rich. “I stand for children, but I’ll gladly take bits from actual mentally handicapped children!”

 

[Fallgout Boy]

He only plays games for 6 hours. He spends an hour and a half to two hours+ a day just talking out of his ass.

Edit: Plus the pre prestream of just cringy music adds to stream length. And then subtract the multiple scheduled breaks because playing games is hard work. All together his stream is live for around 10 hours a day but less than 6 are actual gameplay.

Jesus fuck. I don't count the pre-streams as """work""", since they're just an opportunity for himself to vent and complain. I thought he did something like two 4 hour streams. Why even bother with a two hour stream? How does he not have time to do anything during the day if this is all he does? Why not just do one stream and finish in time for dinner? Since he finally decided to do longer videos rather than 10 minute chunks, how did that not free up more time in his day?

These answers left me with nothing but more questions.

 

[Sparkletor]

Patreopcolypse continues, he lost another patron and $4 support today, time for another update to keep tracking this change after he begged super hard for people to pledge for his Holiday-watching-my-own videoathon:

Dec 1:

Dec2:

Today
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This is not his fault! His viewers specifically told him to stop doing Patreon goals and focus all his attention on Twitch! He can only do one or the other!

Speaking of goals, let's look at his Twitch sub goal. It is currently at ???. Why? Because DSP knows all the subs that were gifted to reach his last sub goal will expire and if he sets a new goal based on current numbers, he won't reach it.

This says to me that he will only do sub goals that are guaranteed to be met. This means that the goals aren't really goals, they are things he is already planning on doing.

His sub goal last month was for a Christmas stream. Would DSP just not stream that day if the goal was not met? The goal was supposedly he would drink on the stream. Watching DSP drink a glass of egg nog (15% alcohol) and a beer over the course of 7 hours will sure be exciting!

 

[Commander Keen]

I'm still hoping that she's canny enough to spend 6 months jerking off Detractors for juicy gossip money before disappearing.

I have no problem with other people spending money to entertain me.

 

[gaarashatan]

so wait, i just thought about something.

phil said he owed 16k in taxes and he paid off his last taxes and attorney etc etc with his credit cards.

does that mean phil owes more than 16k? cause if hes been in such a tight spot all year how could he pay off his CC's?

ofc this all could be one fat scheme from a pathological liar

 

[N0thingICanDo]

on TKOH, Philip responded to the question of whether he will ever do game review videos:

to sum up his answer, it basically comes down to:

"I want MINIMUM effort, MINIMUM investment, MAXIMUM profit"

He doesnt love gaming, he is just there to make the pennies

Lazy fake fat fuck

 

[gaarashatan]

on TKOH, Philip responded to the question of whether he will ever do game review videos:

to sum up his answer, it basically comes down to:

"I want MINIMUM effort, MINIMUM investment, MAXIMUM profit"

He doesnt love gaming, he is just there to make the pennies

Lazy fake fat fuck

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"sits in front of a video editor for hours" but all he can do is cut clips. which takes seconds. congrats phil, youre a retard

 

[Fuckyoudad]

Now he's shitting on awards shows because there's no such thing as the "official game of the year". It seems like he's recently learned that subjectivity != objectivity, so good for him.

Yeah I love these revelations he wakes up to 20 years after everyone else. The world isn't black and white y'know? Variables are an actual thing. I think he learned this about 2 years ago. Real sharp.

The reason he'll get away with it seems to be down to a few factors. One seems to be deletion of his archives as soon as possible. Twitch have obviously been informed many times over after the fact that he's been acting up and most of the evidence would (I assume) be clipped and linked to them from youtube or other sites beyond Twitch itself. Even if it originated on their platform in the case of DSP and scrubbing out the evidence as he does after streaming as "creator" - it's not there anymore so it's not their problem. Despite their updated TOS claiming they'd be raining down the law on anyone acting up across other social media platforms, Twitch seem to be the perfect fit for a weasel like Phil in how little attention they'll give his flake outs.

It doesn't really mean they'll never suspend or ban anyone of course but it would appear they have a time of slinking out of it. To get into hot water I might assume the streamer/youtuber in question would have to personally get involved in reporting DSP. Do Ninja and PDP have time for DSP or give a shit that he initimated that they're glorified daycare workers? I highly doubt it. I figure he either needs to draw the ire of an individual or group online with some actual "influence" or if the person is merely a no life mentally ill and patently evil troll out to destroy his life, they themselves would have to chase Twitch down on it. A few more "shill streamers guise!" mob attacks would probably get him slapped about again but he's more often than not too shit scared to try this stuff more than once.

Do we know if in fact Mr Bluebeard the AZZWHOLE on the receiving end of being mocked for his physical appearance by Phil reported him himself? I think that was the reason for his last suspension anyways and that guy certainly wasn't any kind of name online.

 

[PenisMuncher23]

Oh wow, he went full force on that one. Both Ninja and PewDiePie (edit: AND he threw in Markiplier as well for good measure ) got slapped around for "catering to kids" by a 36-year-old man who talks to a toy dog and shouts at video games when they provide him with a challenge.

How this is not against Twitch's Terms of Service/Community Guidelines is beyond me... Literally slandering a fellow streamer and accusing him of taking monetary advantage of children.

Here's the clip:

[MEDIA=streamable]dqm84[/MEDIA]
-edit- Full transcript, pretty much word-for-word, here:

"Ehm, I have to agree. If a kid is addicted to fucking Fortnite or any other video game or anything like that, it's the parents' fault. At the very same, you know, I have no idea what Ninja said, so I'm not gonna say I agree or disagree with him. But you have to understand that it has been the viral popularity of personalities like Ninja that have led to this addiction, okay? Here's a guy... he's on stream, he dyes his fucking hair in a cartoonish color - he looks like a muppet, he dances around on webcam when he plays and he overreacts.
And yes, I'm kinda talking about PewDiePie and those other people, who basically found this niche: Oh, if I act like a cartoon character on stream, I can get views from the kiddies! And even though those kiddies don't have money, I'm gonna still get tons of new views and advertisement revenues and people will be contributing to my streams and videos on Youtube, and I'll become a filthy rich motherfucker!

Forget the fact that that is degrading things like Twitch, things like Youtube, alright? It does! It degrades it down to a garbage level. And sadly that's what happens with all these businesses: you lowbrow content, low quality content that is now catered to the mindless masses, the people who just jump on and watch something because it's virally popular.

Things like PewDiePie, Markiplier, Ninja, that's attractive to a younger audience. And they know that! And that's why they cater their content to a younger audience. So I agree with Ninja, if what he's saying it's the parents' fault. At the same time, he can't be completely one-hundred percent immune to... for blame, because he's one of the things that's creating the whole atmosphere of becoming addicted in the first place. I am a cartoon character! I act it up to try to bring in little kids to watch my shit so I can be rich! Okay? So there you go."

Well, there you go indeed, Phillip. There you go...

Thank you. Now deaf people can hate Phil too.

 

[Destro1986]

Yeah I love these revelations he wakes up to 20 years after everyone else. The world isn't black and white y'know? Variables are an actual thing. I think he learned this about 2 years ago. Real sharp.

The reason he'll get away with it seems to be down to a few factors. One seems to be deletion of his archives as soon as possible. Twitch have obviously been informed many times over after the fact that he's been acting up and most of the evidence would (I assume) be clipped and linked to them from youtube or other sites beyond Twitch itself. Even if it originated on their platform in the case of DSP and scrubbing out the evidence as he does after streaming as "creator" - it's not there anymore so it's not their problem. Despite their updated TOS claiming they'd be raining down the law on anyone acting up across other social media platforms, Twitch seem to be the perfect fit for a weasel like Phil in how little attention they'll give his flake outs.

It doesn't really mean they'll never suspend or ban anyone of course but it would appear they have a time of slinking out of it. To get into hot water I might assume the streamer/youtuber in question would have to personally get involved in reporting DSP. Do Ninja and PDP have time for DSP or give a shit that he initimated that they're glorified daycare workers? I highly doubt it. I figure he either needs to draw the ire of an individual or group online with some actual "influence" or if the person is merely a no life mentally ill and patently evil troll out to destroy his life, they themselves would have to chase Twitch down on it. A few more "shill streamers guise!" mob attacks would probably get him slapped about again but he's more often than not too shit scared to try this stuff more than once.

Do we know if in fact Mr Bluebeard the AZZWHOLE on the receiving end of being mocked for his physical appearance by Phil reported him himself? I think that was the reason for his last suspension anyways and that guy certainly wasn't any kind of name online.

For note I don't think Felix even uses Twitch and I don't believe Twitch cares about you shitting on Youtubers in their TOS. It's mainly so that if two channels on their platform get in a fight they can shut it down.

I assure you if Ninja ever bothered to contact his Community Manager about Dave something would happen.

 

[Fuckyoudad]

Also Twitch strikes last 3 months unless I'm mistaken? He obviously didn't draw any attention to it but both his strikes are obviously up now and he's back to being Mr Squeaky Clean with no infractions.

For note I don't think Felix even uses Twitch and I don't believe Twitch cares about you shitting on Youtubers in their TOS. It's mainly so that if two channels on their platform get in a fight they can shut it down.

I assure you if Ninja ever bothered to contact his Community Manager about Dave something would happen.

Yeah just noting though that their updated policy suggested any shittalking across the streams to other platforms as it were was supposed to be a no-no and yet they don't seem to care.

And yeah I'm sure if Ninja actually bothered at all he could drop Phil into some shit.. but I just don't see why he'd care what a slob with 200 genuine fans left begging for money on the internet thinks about him.

 

[cyberdog150]

Also Twitch strikes last 3 months unless I'm mistaken? He obviously didn't draw any attention to it but both his strikes are obviously up now and he's back to being Mr Squeaky Clean with no infractions.



Yeah just noting though that their updated policy suggested any shittalking across the streams to other platforms as it were was supposed to be a no-no and yet they don't seem to care.

And yeah I'm sure if Ninja actually bothered at all he could drop Phil into some shit.. but I just don't see why he'd care what a slob with 200 genuine fans left begging for money on the internet thinks about him.

hopefully he does it for the lulz

 

[Georges St. Pierre]

Haven't commented on Phil for nearly a year, came back and noticed that absolutely nothing has changed. This dude has been losing his house for almost three years. That's remarkable. I freak out if I'm late for rent at all.

 

[PieceofShet]

Haven't commented on Phil for nearly a year, came back and noticed that absolutely nothing has changed. This dude has been losing his house for almost three years. That's remarkable. I freak out if I'm late for rent at all.

War... and dsp... never changes.

 

[Kermit the Frog]

Haven't commented on Phil for nearly a year, came back and noticed that absolutely nothing has changed. This dude has been losing his house for almost three years. That's remarkable. I freak out if I'm late for rent at all.

DSP is a flat circle. Everything he's ever done, or will do, he's gonna do over and over and over again.

 

[Alxmir23]

he could have finished darksiders 3 today....if he didnt waste time trying to figure out how to reach secret paths not needed. he just wants those trophies so bad