11/22 - Thanksgiving, Chris lists what he's thankful for

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mod edit: Chris lists what he's thankful for.

 

[jawsome]

 

[Vivica A. Fox]

Bob would have never allowed Chris to hang up a poster from his gay bar in the living room. RIP

 

[Rungle]

How long does she still have on this planet?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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Subsequently, Chris pooped on her chest while singing All-Star

 

[James Howlett]

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Well this was a depressing image to kick my four day weekend off to.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[RustyNail(her)]

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I honestly can't tell if this is the face of a woman who has given up after realizing she's had a shitshow of a life and will spend her sunset with a fat trans autist singing and dancing around the house that may punch her any time, OR a woman content with how she lived her shitshow of a life and will die in her happy little hoard and tardaughter.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris lists what he's thankful for. The top spot is his Idea Guy-inspired marriage to his headmates, and Barb being in good health is at #3.

He's also thankful for the ongoing dimensional merge - he clarifies that the tweet from the 18th was just the beginning of the merging, and that he's "really not at liberty to share the Really Specific Details as they are happening or before they happen. It is all part of my share of the responsibilities in all of this, and I am minor in the level, yet also important."

 

[WorldsSmartestManRonOTool]

I honestly can't tell if this is the face of a woman who has given up after realizing she's had a shitshow of a life and will spend her sunset with a fat trans autist singing and dancing around the house that may punch her any time, OR a woman content with how she lived her shitshow of a life and will die in her happy little hoard and tardaughter.

I don't think her thoughts go too far beyond "I like to eat fish and chicken and bananas" and "we need donations for food".

 

[Deadpool]

After watching this I can say there is one commadore console Chris could be the patron of:

 

[Mason Verger]

"Practice your common sense and THINK"

I'm thankful for Chris's continued lack of self awareness.

 

[Shibaru]

inb4 people complain he attempted to pull a fast one on the "merge" by only replying to tweets until now.

 

[drtoboggan]

"Practice your common sense and THINK"

I'm thankful for Chris's continued lack of self awareness.

He's still unable to practice what he preaches, among which.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Lol
Stranger: "Chris, how is your mother in good health?"
Chris: "She isn't dead YET!"

Stranger: "Chris, how can you claim that people in the world wish you good will and kindness when most people don't like you and encourage you to masturbate on video."

Chris: "People love me, I am da setsies! I gots da breasts of Pamela and face like Ariana"

 

[BeanBidan]

Looking like you're in a vegetable state is the opposite of good health, Chris.

 

[Lord Thistlewick Flanders]

Borb looks so totally out of it, I wonder how long she has left.
As for Chris he should be thanking his lucky Sonichus he still has a roof over his head and people willing to put up with his bs.

 

[JULAY]

"I am thankful to be a 36 year old sexually confused fat autistic man with a bent duck that won't get hard, and masculine bosoms. I am also thankful to be living in a hoard with my wonderful mudder who totally is not like a Snorlax. Soon we will all live in cartoon land with muh Sonichus and Rosechus forever and ever. Now give me monies, because there are toys I want to buy!"

 

[Depression_Begins]

I can't imagine what's going through Barb's mind when Chris tells her he's married to three Sonichus and a Mewtwo.

Like most old people, I don't even think Barb grasps what Sonic and Pokemon is.

 

[No_one]

"I am thankful to be a 36 year old sexually confused fat autistic man with a bent duck that won't get hard, and masculine bosoms. I am also thankful to be living in a hoard with my wonderful mudder who totally is not like a Snorlax. Soon we will all live in cartoon land with muh Sonichus and Rosechus forever and ever. Now give me monies, because there are toys I want to buy!"

Barb's not like Snorlax anymore. But with a little makeover she could pass for a Mr Mime.