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Where did she start off? What traits about her make her such a large target (besides being literally large)? What was her height, what is her lowest point? And, most importantly: what are your favorite moments?

Her first video she is quiet and sweet, and wants to share her weight loss journey and a few years later, she had 200 lbs gained. She’s morphed personality with each girlfriend. Her latest incarnation is cunty, before that with Destiny it was screechy, loud fatty. I didn’t start watching regularly until the early Destiny era, when she was sorta working and able to move still.

Her lowest points: when Destiny left her. She had to scramble for a new caretaker quick. She lived alone for the first time but doesn’t drive, so Destiny and her new girlfriend would still drive Amber places on the daily and she had to pretend to be okay with it. She found Becky and they moved in together.

Her other lowest moment was when she hit the 500 lb mark. We don’t know exactly when that was; she kept lying about weigh ins and saying she was in the 490s for a long time, until it was obvious she’d gained more. She finally gave up and admitted she was 500. I personally think she’s always about 30+ pounds over what she says, but at this point I’m not sure her scale can be accurate.

Her next lowest point will be 600 lbs or a medical crisis, whichever comes first.

Her high point was when she lost 89 lbs. it was before my time but she mentioned it constantly until recently.

Her real high point is always the next thing she’s going to put in her mouth.

I watch her because I’ve always wondered about those people on My 600 lb Life. How do they let themselves get that big and why don’t they right the ship before it’s too late? In Amber, we get to see that deathfat thinking in action. She was morbidly obese when she started vlogging but is 200 lbs bigger. She simply doesnt see past the next meal or snack.

I love the pictures in the ankle thread.

Amber is all about Christmas, and for her, it’s quantity over quality all the way. She got Destiny 200 gifts one year. When she was living with Krystal and her family, she bragged that she got them 39 gifts each. Not only does she like a lot of dollar store crap, she has never been able to wait until actual Christmas to open gifts. She’s done it as early as Thanksgiving and as late as December 20th, but she can’t stand for gifts to be wrapped and her not to dig in. She’s like that about food too, and everything else in her life. This Christmas things explains a lot about her.

Amber likes to thinks she’s generous. She told some story about buying a homeless guy a gift card but with lots of commentary about how generous she is, how loving, and how much more she likes to give than to receive. Yet she’s only held one giveaway on her channel and didn’t even wait until the time she said she’d end it.

There is a picture of her standing in her kitchen in red and white striped leggings, like some huge, malformed, elephantine candy cane. On my phone and I don’t know where it is but I’m sure somebody has it and it might be festive.

Basically, she’s a sideshow freak with a personality disorder and a low IQ. It makes for some boring individual videos but overall an entertaining Cow.
 
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It is worth noting that the week-long bacchanal of gluttony in a darkened motel room in an aborted attempt to attend the Pride parade last July turned out to be a major turning point for her and her channel.

She put on 20 of the 70+ pounds she gained this year just that week alone. Prior to that "vacation", she was still fairly mobile and seen out of the house (albeit in diminishing amounts). That sudden weight gain seemed to be the anvil on the camel's back that pushed her across the line to largely housebound and infirm.

When they write the history books, that orgy of food in the motel room will be pointed to as the halcyon days that turned the tide against her.

The saga begins with GOING ON VACATION!!!! and ends with am i moving out?
 
The Rafe and Hannah mini saga may be worth a look at if only for the “You’ve already stirred the pot” threat with a mean mug That we have grown to know and love. There is drama over AL dumping her neglected cats off with Rafe when AL wa seemingly evicted and had to move overnight. Looking back this was probably AL’s big push to get in to the gaycare home. No where would take her with her cats, but it was discovered that she never even asked the landlord who was willing to rent to the cats for an extra $30 per month. It is rumored and insinuated by Amber that she foods the majority of the bills. Becky lies about haters calling her job and made her quit, later to nonchalantly mentioned in a younow that she quit. Amber can’t be alone at all for some reason. Now the AL Rafe Hannah era younow are gold. We see the real AL and Becky and how stank faced they are. They act like it’s no one’s business when people request the way ends that had been promised over and over, they act like everything is a big conspiracy about it all. And that people only he and her because she’s fat. AL drunk hungry and flirting with Rafe was cringe but entertaining to what we get now. Hannah (rafe’s wife), Rafe and Becky had a “Thruple” relationship and had been good friends since high school. The cat drama and a fight when Eric snitched that he and Rafe were bad mouthing the queen about eating all of the pasta. “It’s not about the pasta!”- wrong show. Oops

That’s about all I can think of about that
 
Hood rich and death fat soon to be 28 year old F list yewtoober with a strangely charismatic gravity well.

Eating highlights include:

on powerful speed says she "isn't hungry" then proceeds to devour 3 pieces of takeout pep pizza in a few minutes.
eats cereal (was mentioned upthread kudos) from a literal T-Day style casserole dish and has it 2/3 full and gone in 5 minutes. Serving spoon I think as well.
cooks raman apparently with no water (the fuck?) and says she is a "dry" girl.
the egg rolls in the closet vid where it appears she had to "hide the binge monster"
cheesecake factory and the local mexican spot. too many examples really everybody has it linked. big fried tortilla chip fan and fried sugar chicken fan go figure.

some of the fan made art and memes are the best part of her "fandom" imo. The memes about "has a weight loss channel for __ and gains __ lbs are gold imo. Ditto the fan caricatures.
 

Another thing that bugs a lot of people is the fact that she thinks she's hot shit. Not that she shouldn't have self-esteem, but she constantly eye fucks herself and poses for her camera with duck lips and chin dabs. If there's a reflective surface to be found she's puckering up and gazing into it. It's kind of hilarious. Even when she admitted that she fell and had trouble getting up, it was due to her having such "soft, baby smooth feet" which made her slip on the hardwood floor. And there was also the time her ex boyfriend said she would be THE HOTTEST person in the world if she just lost weight. She really took that one to heart.
 
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There is gold in the dumb shit she says on social media. She had some interesting things to say on ask.fm that she used to use a lot and then disable it. Her new method is Instagram Q’s that she can cherry pick the questions that she shares.

She screwed a real subscriber out of a $50 gift card when she held a contest after reaching 50,000. That was pretty funny too

ETA The time she infiltrated a “hate group” as a gay black man that she named “Damon White”. She has had many socks for her, Becky and Eric.
 
In general, just list off the fact she has symptoms of very serious health issues, can't take care of her own hygiene.

Oh and point out the only reason her channel is for weight loss is every one else looks at this unwashed hideous human being who has driven people into therapy, and go 'Fuck I don't want to be fat'. She motivates others to not be complete failures!

Also seriously? She had bugs in her hair from not washing it? When the hell was this? Some one needs to link that for this thing Null is doing. Just highlight it because that oughta prove she's incapable of taking care of her self.
 
Does anyone have the screengrab of her saying her buffalo hump was a calcium deposit?

One of the things that should definitely be talked about is her untreated diabetes, with pics of her hands and unhealed wounds. (Cat scratches) And when she was wearing make-up, she'd pretend that she was wearing brown eyeshadow when it was her skin discolouration. -- And add to this about her having Rafe using a glucose monitor on her to prove she was "normal".

Tbh, I think this is sometimes more upsetting than her weight. I'm sure she knows that if the results came back for diabetes she'd have no more excuses and would have to face reality.
 
Does anyone have the screengrab of her saying her buffalo hump was a calcium deposit?

One of the things that should definitely be talked about is her untreated diabetes, with pics of her hands and unhealed wounds. (Cat scratches) And when she was wearing make-up, she'd pretend that she was wearing brown eyeshadow when it was her skin discolouration. -- And add to this about her having Rafe using a glucose monitor on her to prove she was "normal".

Tbh, I think this is sometimes more upsetting than her weight. I'm sure she knows that if the results came back for diabetes she'd have no more excuses and would have to face reality.
And her hands aren't fat, she has a cyst in one of them apparently. Yet no mention of the cyst ever again...
 
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Amberlynn Reid is a “queer person of color”, being half Portuguese half Trailer trash, if you want to use Tumblr terms.

Big AL’s girlfriend Becky is British royalty, being a relative of King Edward the Third, but she’s not racist because her aunt is Eye-talian. She has a very rare and concerning condition called “fat neck” and if she gets any fatter her neck will literally suffocate her. Becky is a true lesbian white knight and she will fuck you up if you say anything mean to her Queen Amber.

Amber is physically, verbally and emotionally abusive towards Becky and takes being “hangry” to the next level. She has invented an alternate persona whom she has named the “Binge Monster” into which she transforms when she don’t get her orange chicken nuggies fast enough. It’s okay though, because Amber is Healthy, Just Big. TM.

Amberlynns idea of a joke is telling her girlfriend Becky that she has given up on weight loss and is gaining weight in order to make her television debut on My 600Lb Life, like other impressive behemoths before her such as Steven Assanti who lives in a van down by the river.

Amber and Becky sleep on a mattress on the floor with nary a C-Pap machine between the two.

Amber refuses to get health insurance even though she’s one wrong step or one plate of white rice from a catastrophic health event in which she will be a vibrant 28 year old woman living in a nursing home all on the back of US taxpayers. There is question as to whether she actually pays taxes on her YouTube monies because she thinks YouTube pays you a check like a regular job. Sometimes her YouTube channel is a hobby though, especially when she has gained weight and doesn’t want to tell her audience.

Amber also came up with the moniker Amberlynn by combining her First and Middle names.

Amber is a completely different person on YouNow and a lot of her most absurd moments are captured there, archived by beloved Kiwi CXNT/66EVE66, whose luscious lips Amber can only dream of having.

Amber believes she is a dainty damsel in distress and does things she thinks are cute and ditzy such as pronouncing buffet as “buff--ette”, showing a plate with 3 grains of rice and some sauce left on it and saying she “just couldn’t finish the whole plate” as well as growing her hair to Rapunzel lengths, not combing it for 10 days+, letting it get ragged and frazzled. The theory is she uses her hair as a squeegee type instrument to get the dingleberries out of her huge ass crack. There a a livestream she did with former friend Rafe where Rafe says she found one of Ambers hairs in her own buttcrack.

Amber finally got tiddies when she reached 500lbs as she is one of those unfortunate fat bitches with no boobs. Her cleavage is just a very long line, like a crevice filled with horrors (or snacks for later.)

Hannah and Rafe are friends of Becky’s who AL co-opted as her own friends. In the beginning when Amber first moved into the Fag Shanty(TM) Becky would drive Amber to Hannah and Rafes house to be babysat while having a long day of work at the woodworking shop. Becky was a lumberjack of sorts, like all butch lesbians.

Most of all, Amber is a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a riddle covered in bacon grease. (She doesn’t like bacon but eats microwave precooked bacon way more than any human should.) Amber is allergic to eggs, but eats them frequently. Amber is a hypocrite, a liar, a narcissist and also very, very fat and not many people would have sex with her.

Most of her critics are fat women, who watch her to feel better about themselves because they aren’t as fat as Amber. Fat women are very catty.
 
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You don't need "strength" to physically abuse someone. Dykes have astronomical rates of domestic abuse. I don't know if she has hit Becky but I do believe out of all Amber's gfs Becky is the most likely to hit back
 
Please explain the decision making process that led to big AL getting subbed out of the BP and if it succeeded or not at accomplishing your goals in mind when making that decision initially.

An Amber stream can be good but she is a very tedious slog of dumb fat bitch to get to the actual funniness, so a look behind the curtain at why such a pitiful example of character required such vast measures to document can provide viewer's interest where her vlogs rarely do.
 
Nobody’s mentioned the best moment. It was definitely the GET DRUNK WITH ME Valentine’s Day video. Where she got wasted off one bottle of cheap wine then did a live stream and her ex girlfriend called her from her girlfriends phone during the stream.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=YBU4EqD4_DA
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to be fair she drank the entire bottle of wine in about 30 min. and then proceeded to have a smirnoff ice and a wine cooler type deal. I had the pleasure of watching the whole thing live that day! All without having eeeeeeaaatuuun. I think she was actually drunk, but it was one of the few times because usually, she eats before she drinks.
 
Can't remember, except I commented on it on it here. It was such a bizarre thing to lie about.

Found it. From her Ask.fm (RIP).

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Everyone here has done a good job of throwing ideas out there, I can't say I really have any. What I will say is that big AL tries to pretend the farms don't exist, and I'm honestly curious as to whether she will continue to label the comments from here as "a message I got on snapchat" or some other bullshit to pretend she doesn't come here. :optimistic: I wonder if she's read this thread and is eagerly awaiting viewing her stream
 
You don't need "strength" to physically abuse someone. Dykes have astronomical rates of domestic abuse. I don't know if she has hit Becky but I do believe out of all Amber's gfs Becky is the most likely to hit back
Considering Amber can barely support her own weight, I doubt she hits Becky. Instead, she probably throws objects at her, like a toddler stuck in a high chair.
 
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