The Game Oversimplification Thread - Take any game and intentionally make it sound boring

[Midlife Sperglord]

Borrow lots of cars without the owners’ permission.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Borrow lots of cars without the owners’ permission.

Grand Theft Auto? Or maybe Driver: San Francisco?

 

[IV 445]

One-Eyed Guy steals juice from people with a sword and fights da police before stopping an assassination attempt

 

[Nobunaga]

A man with different personalitys tries to stop an autistic chinese man

 

[Midlife Sperglord]

Grand Theft Auto? Or maybe Driver: San Francisco?

Yeah, GTA, that was probably way too obvious.

 

[Vault Boy]

I have a couple here.

• You suddenly end your self-imposed exile when you learn that your mother was murdered.
• A society of people addicted to anti-depressants is on the brink of total collapse.

 

[419]

SteamWorld Dig?

not that kind of mines, also not sterile

 

[Varg Did Nothing Wrong]

In this game, you're an old man who has to break into a prison to rescue a boy and a girl.

Or you have to blow up structures

Or you have to find graffiti

Or you have to visit familiar places

Or you have to kill aliens

 

[Zaryiu]

You go to jail for to 10 years to protect your bro from suffering the consequences of a justified crime

 

[ES 148]

Use big physics kill puny enemy.

 

[No creativity]

A man with different personalitys tries to stop an autistic chinese man

Killer 7?

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

You suddenly end your self-imposed exile when you learn that your mother was murdered.

Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

A society of people addicted to anti-depressants is on the brink of total collapse.

I want to say Lisa, but I feel like that's wrong.

 

[Bread Fetishist]

A piece of raw meat sets out to save a bunch of bandages from an aborted child.

 

[Iä! Iä!]

• A society of people addicted to anti-depressants is on the brink of total collapse.

We Happy Few?

 

[MorganaIsMyReligion]

A piece of raw meat sets out to save a bunch of bandages from an aborted child.

Super Meatboy?
A little too much on the nose there.

 

[Burned Man]

One-Eyed Guy steals juice from people with a sword and fights da police before stopping an assassination attempt

Metal Gear Revengeance

You go to jail for to 10 years to protect your bro from suffering the consequences of a justified crime

Yakuza or Yakuza Kiwami if you prefer

 

[Vault Boy]

Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

Yes sir.

We Happy Few?

That's the one.

 

[Judge Holden]

Repair guy has a very bad day in space. Wishes he had an actual fucking chainsaw.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Repair guy has a very bad day in space. Wishes he had an actual fucking chainsaw.

Dead Space?

 

[Vault Boy]

Repair guy has a very bad day in space. Wishes he had an actual fucking chainsaw.

Dead Space.