Toy Story 4 General - or How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love the Cash Grabs.

cant wait for porno-parody about sex toys

Since all theater films will eventually become Disney exclusive, and because of our radical and progressive modern day stance, I would bet money by the end our lifetimes, pornos like this will be A-ok family films... well, so long as everyone is properly represented.
Just expect a lot of attack helicopters banging the Genderfluid quarter tomgirl lesbians who only like black people; but only the black people who are half hispanic and grew up in Maine.
 
I guess I'm alone in being cautiously optimistic about this movie. I just hope to God that Tom Hanks and Woody Allen weren't talking out of their asses and that this movie really will be that good.
Don Rickles is dead, but Mr. PotatoHead is in the trailer? Somebody else gonna voice him? Gonna pastiche it?

IMDb doesn't show a cast member in the role, either. :\
Well, Slinky got a new voice actor for the third film, so I guess it'll be fine if someone else voices Potato Head.
 
I guess I'm alone in being cautiously optimistic about this movie. I just hope to God that Tom Hanks and Woody Allen weren't talking out of their asses and that this movie really will be that good.

Well, Slinky got a new voice actor for the third film, so I guess it'll be fine if someone else voices Potato Head.
It's gonna likely be Lewis Black, they already worked with him, they have similar approaches to comedy, and their voices are somewhat similar
 
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Supposedly the original A plot of Woody and Company going after Bo Peep was scrapped (hence why we got Forky). There's still a good hint that Bo Peep is the old friend of Woody's, which if that's the case (Incoming :autism:) A) You can pretty much see the route they're going to go from a country mile and 2) Way to be Current Year by making Bo Peep Woody's "friend" instead of girlfriend. I could've sworn in the first two films they exchanged double entendres and spent a good portion of the film macking on each other, but maybe that's my memory fading.
 
Supposedly the original A plot of Woody and Company going after Bo Peep was scrapped (hence why we got Forky). There's still a good hint that Bo Peep is the old friend of Woody's, which if that's the case (Incoming :autism:) A) You can pretty much see the route they're going to go from a country mile and 2) Way to be Current Year by making Bo Peep Woody's "friend" instead of girlfriend. I could've sworn in the first two films they exchanged double entendres and spent a good portion of the film macking on each other, but maybe that's my memory fading.
I heard Toy Story 4 was going to be about love. Which is groan-inducing, sure, but Current Yearing it is stupid, too.

I don't know if this premise is better or worse than one about how kids like Youtube and vidya better than toys these days.
 
There's not enough info in the teaser for me to come to a conclusion, but this sure as hell wasn't necessary. I miss the Pixar that wouldn't do sequels unless they had good reason.
I'd like to think that the people in charge of Pixar have enough self-awareness to know that Toy Story is the most important series of films in their history, and would thus not entertain the thought of another one unless they had a good idea. I'd like to think that, but every non-TS followup out of Pixar have been pretty disposable. The fact that they have delayed this two years from its originally announced release date (summer 2017) shows that they care enough to try to fix things that are going wrong, but the fact they needed an extra two years is not encouraging.
 
Well, I'm not the first one saying this, but this movie is unnecessary as all hell.
But I'm not surprised, a good chunk of recent Pixar movies have been really meh sequels that try to grab at people's nostalgia, this won't be any different.
 
Well, I'm not the first one saying this, but this movie is unnecessary as all hell.
But I'm not surprised, a good chunk of recent Pixar movies have been really meh sequels that try to grab at people's nostalgia, this won't be any different.
And if it's not meh sequels, it's either good original movies like Coco, or atrocious original movies like The Good Dinosaur.

They've lost their touch and the fact that people are only now noticing is astonishing considering they've been going down that slope since Cars 2.
 
Toy Story was my brother’s favorite movie when he was a kid. It came out when he was 3...he’s 26 now.

23 years is way past this franchise’s sell-by date... let it die with dignity :(
 
As much as this is unnecessary and I don't want it, as someone who turned all kinds of weird things into toys as a child (as many children do), I'm vaguely interested in the premise. It's probably one of those things that you're better off not considering though. I'll probably watch it when it runs on a movie channel one day.
 
Tim Allen and Tom Hanks apparently had to stop themselves from crying while reading some parts of the script. Makes me wonder when a toy "dies" - not like being outright destroyed (like Sid blowing up the toy soldier in the first film) but via age, wear and disuse. Like, how much damage does a toy have to sustain before it loses conciousness? Can toys "die" from not being played with? And if so, how long can they remain conscious without being played with? Or do they continue to live and eventually go insane from being unplayed with? Imagine all those toys locked in trunks in attics for decades...
 
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