Amber has her messy hair in a french braid that's not braided down to the tip? There's a meth head outside banging on something, but Amber's not worried. Becky and Eric are MIA right now because they went to the wrong building for a doctor's appointment. Don't know how you get lost in a small, hick town with a GPS, but whatever. Hamber's gonna show us the calories of her meal from subway on her laptop. She's getting a footlong sub with Italian herbs and cheese bread. Wow, that alone is already 480 calories, it's almost unbelievable.The meat is Rotisserie chicken, takes her 10 seconds to scroll down the options that are in alphabetical order to find it, like an old person with vision problems. It's 720 calories now. The cheese is provolone plus onions, lettuce, and olives for the vegetables, and no condiments, not even mayo or olive oil. She's just gonna gargle down some diet soda while eating it anyways, so I guess how dry it is doesn't matter. 820 calories total.
Amber cannot believe the chicken made the sandwich so high in calories. This bitch can't fucking count, because the bread has more calories than the chicken. Becky is finally back with the damn food after two hours. Amber's trying to stop drinking caffeine, so of course Becky gets her a diet coke. Of course Amber wanted this to happen. She would've told Becky to get water if she was really serious about this. Becky sandwich is the chicken teriyaki. Amber poses with the sandwich with her mouth wide open for all of the feeders out there. First bite into the sandwich, she gets lettuce all over her sweater and her fat cleavage. She chows it down like a famished african child, chewing and swallowing the food in a couple of seconds at the most. "You're a lah!" x2 at 5:28. Sounds like the meth head outside is now stealing a motorcycle, but nobody gives a shit.
Story time. At Eric's appointment, they saw the same person there as they also saw at subway later. The end. So crazy. A lot of useless chatter in the video, kinda sad how much chemistry they lack. Becky struggles to articulate that Eric will need to be sedated by a doctor. "They actually may need to put him to sleep one day." Wait, wut? "Like...given medicine so he will become unconscious", oh... She finishes half of the sub (on camera) in 8 minutes. As a slow eater who's also skinny, that's fast, especially since she's having a "conversation" at the same time. Amber accidentally purchased a monthly subscription for dog toys, but she doesn't give a fuck, because she's a manic hoarder. Video is over.
