DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[TheGoutinator]

I'm not asking for it, but does anyone have the details on his so called business degree; I know a motivated individual was able to confirm his Valedictorian status, so just asking about his higher education. Because as much as he enjoys telling the stories of his past and what he did, he continuously breaks every fucking rule about trying to keep business. Yes there are customers who go out of their way to try and cheat you and fuck you over, people are shit, it happens. But God damn Phil, these are your fucking customers, you tell everyone to fuck off and pound sand, you can't be surprised when no one likes you. And I'm talking to you Phil, because we know you come here and read shit.

I know he showed off his degree or something in a tour video. I'll go looking for it.

Nice spiel tonight on colleges by the way. The same "I couldn't go to an ivy league school because I am not rich and I am a white male", but what I found interesting is when he said, "they told me if I did good in school I could go to a good college and get rich". Also when asked what he would take in college, "I don't know. I startes off in computer science but there were no jobs so... I don't know what I would study".

He wanted to go to Harvard or some shit and had no idea of what he wanted to study.

He gets called out for saying there were no jobs in computers. (If you recall, DSP said he dropped computer science because the college didn't have a good program, the instructor sucked, and the other students had an unfair advantage because his high school didn't prepare him for college.)

After he dropped computer science he caught wind that it was pretty easy to get a business degree so he switched to that.

 

[Sparkletor]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=id=NNoH5sPWin8;m=1;s=40

Beat me to the video, but on my search I found this gem.
https://youtu.be/CAsoGfEHC4M
At around 1:40 he says his parents got him a new ceiling fan and a stove top for his birthday. They even were going to hire an electrician to come over and install both for him while he was at a convention.

Well the electrician wasn't available while Phil was out of of town and his piece of shit parents still haven't rectified this. Some fucking birthday present.

 

[FallGout]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=id=NNoH5sPWin8;m=1;s=40

Watching that video I noticed Phil has the exact same sticker on his TV as AVGN has. Were these things super common or did Phil go out of his way to copy AVGN?

 

[Sparkletor]

Watching that video I noticed Phil has the exact same sticker on his TV as AVGN has. Were these things super common or did Phil go out of his way to copy AVGN?
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In one of the tour videos I just watched DSP said he was a super Screwattack fan boy and bought merchandise from them. He probably bought it to copy AVGN

 

[draculapenis]

Drgnkiller has it now: https://twitter.com/Drgnkiller/status/1058513065094905856

You'd think after 10 people doing it Phil might take a hint, but NOOOPE!!!...

"I sure am glad to see money walking out the door because my ego can't handle real criticism"

I know he showed off his degree or something in a tour video. I'll go looking for it.

Nice spiel tonight on colleges by the way. The same "I couldn't go to an ivy league school because I am not rich and I am a white male", but what I found interesting is when he said, "they told me if I did good in school I could go to a good college and get rich". Also when asked what he would take in college, "I don't know. I startes off in computer science but there were no jobs so... I don't know what I would study".

He wanted to go to Harvard or some shit and had no idea of what he wanted to study.

He gets called out for saying there were no jobs in computers. (If you recall, DSP said he dropped computer science because the college didn't have a good program, the instructor sucked, and the other students had an unfair advantage because his high school didn't prepare him for college.)

After he dropped computer science he caught wind that it was pretty easy to get a business degree so he switched to that.

Yeah, I 100% guarantee you that comp sci was too hard for Phil and he dropped it. If he's talking about CSE (comp. sci & engineering), he definitely dropped it due to difficulty, and even then I know people are far smarter than Phil ever was that dropped it for lower-level computer degrees or went into IT.

 

[samovski]

"I sure am glad to see money walking out the door because my ego can't handle real criticism"

What's really sad is whether he likes it or not, that is exactly what his forum should be for.

forum

NOUN

• 1 A meeting or medium where ideas and views on a particular issue can be exchanged.

He's just so frightened of someone calling him out that he has turned the last place to actually speak to him in to a desert. Twitch chat has fagginz and infinite and countless other pussies blocking people before daddy can see the mean words. Twitter he blocks people in seconds, not even refuting or responding. Idk how Patreon works, don't use it.

Now his forum consists of 2 accounts that may be the same person sucking his dick while actively eating away at him like a cancer.

He can claim he wants criticism till the cows come home, he doesn't want it. He wants money for fuck all. And that is and has been slowly costing him his precious dollars for years. At some point it will reach an end point, he shouldn't speed that up in any way. All he has to do is at least pretend he's listening to his fans, yet he can't even do that.

 

[Sparkletor]

He's paying money to keep that forum going, right?

 

[Draza]

He's paying money to keep that forum going, right?

$1,000 dollars per year for a dead tumbleweed RestEra-like forum. Yup, he's cleary not very smart.

 

[draculapenis]

What's really sad is whether he likes it or not, that is exactly what his forum should be for.

forum

NOUN

• 1A meeting or medium where ideas and views on a particular issue can be exchanged.

He's just so frightened of someone calling him out that he has turned the last place to actually speak to him in to a desert. Twitch chat has fagginz and inifinite and countless other pussies blocking people before daddy can see the mean words. Twitter he blocks people in seconds, not even refuting or responding. Idk how Patreon works, don't use it.

Now his forum consists of 2 accounts that may be the same person sucking his dick while actively eating away at him like a cancer.

He can claim he wants criticism till the cows come home, he doesn't want it. He wants money for fuck all. And that is and has been slowly costing him his precious dollars for years. At some point it will reach an end point, he shouldn't speed that up in any way. All he has to do is at least pretend he's listening to his fans, yet he can't even do that.

Yeah, he's never taken real criticism and he never will, no matter how gentle it may be and no matter how much money the criticizer has given to him. He's occasionally tried to reason on his prestreams that the detractors should have disappeared by now because he's definitely made mistakes in the past and he's put that all behind him and embraced the criticism, when the only change or improvement he ever makes is the bare minimum to keep his pigpen paid for or to keep his ass from getting banned off of Twitch. Dude asks for criticism on Twitter at least once a month and every response with real criticism (most of it coming from a place of genuine concern for DSP's welfare) is met with DSP literally arguing with them about how they're wrong.

You're 100% correct in that all he wants is coddling and backpats, not constructive criticism. In DSP's mind, everything he's doing is perfect, and the ones that need to be criticized are his fans who aren't giving him enough money for his awesome stream interaction and on-the-fly comedy.

 

[FallGout]

$1,000 dollars per year for a dead tumbleweed RestEra-like forum. Yup, he's cleary not very smart.

I think that is 100% pure bullshit, you could run his shitty forums on a $15 a month shared server, no way in hell it require a $85 a month plan. Phil is a moron, but his webmaster would tell him that he is massively overpaying for it.

 

[gaarashatan]

I think that is 100% pure bullshit, you could run his shitty forums on a $15 a month shared server, no way in hell it require a $85 a month plan. Phil is a moron, but his webmaster would tell him that he is massively overpaying for it.

thats what i was thinking 13-15 a month to run it, thats it

 

[Draza]

I think that is 100% pure bullshit, you could run his shitty forums on a $15 a month shared server, no way in hell it require a $85 a month plan. Phil is a moron, but his webmaster would tell him that he is massively overpaying for it.

C'mon this is Phil we're talking about. He's the same moron paid $3k on a fucking PC lemon.

 

[FallGout]

C'mon this is Phil we're talking about. He's the same moron paid $3k on a fucking PC lemon.

While I could believe Phil would do this thinking he needs a top spec dedicated server to host his site I doubt Onyx would let him do this. He actually seems to know what he's doing and Phil would likely listen to him.

 

[JamFlowMan]

While I could believe Phil would do this thinking he needs a top spec dedicated server to host his site I doubt Onyx would let him do this. He actually seems to know what he's doing and Phil would likely listen to him.

Hell maybe Onyx is running it dirt cheap and just pocketing the difference.

 

[gaarashatan]

Hell maybe Onyx is running it dirt cheap and just pocketing the difference.

thats honest to god whats most likely happening, it doesnt take more than 15 bucks a month to run a dead server, thats a fucking fact. ive ran multiple websites for myself and people that have way more traffic

 

[FallGout]

thats honest to god whats most likely happening, it doesnt take more than 15 bucks a month to run a dead server, thats a fucking fact. ive ran multiple websites for myself and people that have way more traffic

Yeah, I ran a torrent seedbox on a 20€ a month server and I was using about 15TB per month in traffic. If Onyx is ripping Phil off that would be the funniest shit ever.

 

[gaarashatan]

Yeah, I ran a torrent seedbox on a 20€ a month server and I was using about 15TB per month in traffic. If Onyx is ripping Phil off that would be the funniest shit ever.

would be a lovely rant by phil, thats for sure

 

[kamekmagik]

Phil's rant, surprise, made everything worse. He doesn't just say trolling the feline isn't cool, but "she thought that stuff was in her past! She doesn't want to relive that!" so thanks for the confirming for us that she cheated on suburu man and that she's a demon

 

[neger psykolog]

Phil's rant, surprise, made everything worse. He doesn't just say trolling the feline isn't cool, but "she thought that stuff was in her past! She doesn't want to relive that!" so thanks for the confirming for us that she cheated on suburu man and that she's a demon

That's why most internet celebs and irl celebs don't really make public any harassment that happens. He's just adding more coal to the fire.

 

[Prince Lotor]

2 (more or less) random minutes with DSP: Pre-Stream

Phil announces new sub-goals now that the "artificially inflated" subscriber numbers have tapered off (just recently, when tut declared he would charge back his money, those numbers were "legitimately raised" by Phil). 525 subs will get a Holiday Marathon (the return of "Drunksydephil", as he calls it), and 550 will get a "special Holiday Edition" of DSP Tries It.

He is immediately baited into talking about the "negative element watching elsewhere". Long-timer android__x cheers soon after, leading to discussion about Kat. Apparently, she was excited to be on "for most of the stream". Then more discussion: "I'm gonna try to convince her to come back", and then more: If she only "sticks her head in" to the stream, the "dickheads" won't have a chance to "mobilise".

Phil talks about why Kat doesn't stream anymore (has he ever confirmed that Kat streamed? He's given up any pretenses that her identity away from his life is still a secret). Excuses are thrown out in rapid succession: "She really has no desire to stream anymore", "she did do it a little" but "it was a different time in her life", the "negative shit" she witnessed during the Halloween Marathon convinced her not to continue, and "she has enough shit in her life already like work" that we don't see.

Confirms suspicions that Kat was reading the Cheers as they came through Muxy, negating the work of Phil's mods.

Tosses another contribution into the "Words and Phrases DSP Has Invented" thread: "I've been a Livestreamer since 2015. I've been an 'Interactive Streamer' since 2017".

The recent "Detractor" fan art that made it into the Pre-Stream slideshow appears to have since been removed after Phil was tipped off by a Kiwi Farms lurker during his first stream.

I have a feeling from the way you make it sound that Phil is talking about November sub goals that he is going to completely memory-hole that he still owes chat 2 special events for sub goals from hitting the stretch goals in August and September.