10/26- Chris uploads a video about the dimensional merge

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

She's a friend of mine and she asked me over two years ago to keep her up to date on Chris stuff, especially when it involves her.

If she wants to stay up to date on Chris stuff she could just read the cwcki.

 

[Mr. 0]

He'll probably come back around in another few years. He helped Chris when his house burned, got no gratitude for it, and took a break for a while before coming back to help him sort emails. Lots of people have a soft spot for Chris, they just tend to be put off for a while because Chris is Chris.

When next Null helps Chris it will be to assist in barb's funeral arrangements, and he'll take a selfie with her corpse in the morgue, naked and sticking his tongue out in a nu-male smile

If she wants to stay up to date on Chris stuff she could just read the cwcki.

She'll just end up redirected here since Da Update was removed and shoved up chris's ass like pieces of sonichu medallion

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

He'll probably come back around in another few years. He helped Chris when his house burned, got no gratitude for it, and took a break for a while before coming back to help him sort emails. Lots of people have a soft spot for Chris, they just tend to be put off for a while because Chris is Chris.

Yes, those soft spots were supposed to have calcified after infancy.

 

[Reeepts]

This seems pretty oddly convenient. What are the odds of a personal friend of Megan Schroeder's becoming so emmeshed with Chris and KF?

Pretty likely, really? I mean with Chris' level of internet "celebrity" I'd be more surprised if none of her friends were even a little bit intrigued into following this stuff. No doubt her "friendship" with Chris is one of the weirdest points of her life so I'm sure she's told most of her friends about it.

 

[Vicarious Peer]

God. Looking at the thumbnail. I don't think I've ever seen him make a face like that.

 

[ShanghaiGuy]

What are the chances of chris doing anything harmful? I've always thought he'd never do anything dangerous but with this Cpu goddess end of the world bullshit, i don't know anymore.

If he honestly believes this crapture is going to happen，Chris might just say fuck it and do what they want.

 

[WorldsSmartestManRonOTool]

If he honestly believes this crapture is going to happen，Chris might just say fuck it and do what they want.

He's been doing that for 36 years already.

 

[Holiday Special]

What are the chances of chris doing anything harmful? I've always thought he'd never do anything dangerous but with this Cpu goddess end of the world bullshit, i don't know anymore.

If he honestly believes this crapture is going to happen，Chris might just say fuck it and do what they want.

I would only worry about Chris in his car, because he's a shit driver already.

 

[Marvin]

What are the chances of chris doing anything harmful? I've always thought he'd never do anything dangerous but with this Cpu goddess end of the world bullshit, i don't know anymore.

If he honestly believes this crapture is going to happen，Chris might just say fuck it and do what they want.

He already tried to slice his taint up in an effort to release the pussy that he was certain was growing within him.

The sky's the limit.

 

[Panboys Probation Officer]

She's a friend of mine and she asked me over two years ago to keep her up to date on Chris stuff, especially when it involves her.

Tell us more about how you're good friends with Megan and have never met Chris irl. What's up with the sudden resurgence of your good friend in Chris' life over a decade after he last mentioned her?

How was TMG with Megan and Chris?

 

[The Captain]

Tell us more about how you're good friends with Megan and have never met Chris irl. What's up with the sudden resurgence of your good friend in Chris' life over a decade after he last mentioned her?

How was TMG with Megan and Chris?

Do you at least like my golden locks?

And Megan is my fiance, duh.

 

[Xanax]

If she wants to stay up to date on Chris stuff she could just read the cwcki.

The CWCki is completely useless for anything that happened after the GameStop incident.

Also it's like a thousand articles. There's a difference between wanting to keep updated on major Chris events and memorising a list of times he's alluded to shitting himself in public since 2007.