10/26- Chris uploads a video about the dimensional merge

More I looked at this vid, the more it screams idea guy or irl idea guy.

  • Striped shirt
  • Medallion clearly displayed
  • Megan reference
  • Clear cult insanity undertones
  • Making a video that isn't primarily a begging video
 
Chris is a video game goddess who, by his own admission, knows shockingly little about obscure video game consoles.

It's like Poseidon needing a Fun Noodle before he'll get in a pool.
Being fair, he's a goddess (in training) of Commodore. That wouldn't mean he'd know about obscure Nintendo consoles, he'd need to ask a goddess of Nintendo like Megan that sort of thing.
 
She should just use a Ouija Board and invite all her pals through. My daddy who grew up Catholic says this will end badly. I know he's probably right, either of two things will happen, Christine has no working knowledge of the occult, nothing happens at all, or she invites something into her life that is masquerading as one of her creations.
 
My fav. part is how he calls himself the goddess of Commodore or some shit yet still hasn't fixed the "video issue" on the crusty C64 he owns. Didn't he buy a new one? Or a new cable? Anyway, I'm kinda torn between finding this really sad and hilarious. It's obvious Chris mental state is declining and despite Null and the Capns best efforts, it's only going downhill.
 
He declares himself to be a CPU representing the Commodore 64 and calls himself Blue Heart...

:story: The weeb in me almost died there, the Commodore 64 is not a console

Can someone to a TLDR of what cartoons he's stealing these ideas from?

Neptunia, i have see he has got a heavy interest in them now, to the point that he scammed everyone just to get the last game

Whats a Neptunia? What is a blue hear, and whats a console? like a video game console?

@GethN7

My fav. part is how he calls himself the goddess of Commodore or some shit yet still hasn't fixed the "video issue" on the crusty C64 he owns. Didn't he buy a new one? Or a new cable? Anyway, I'm kinda torn between finding this really sad and hilarious. It's obvious Chris mental state is declining and despite Null and the Capns best efforts, it's only going downhill.

Did he even get a Commodore 64? i dont even remember him having one, i only remember that old computer he had/has in his kitchen
 
:story: The weeb in me almost died there, the Commodore 64 is not a console



Neptunia, i have see he has got a heavy interest in them now, to the point that he scammed everyone just to get the last game



@GethN7



Did he even get a Commodore 64? i dont even remember him having one, i only remember that old computer he had/has in his kitchen

TL;DR: Hypderdimension Neptunia is a franchise parodying the video game industry with anthropomorphized characters who stand in for actual consoles and game series.

Chris, like he does everything, took it too seriously and has made it part of his autistic alternate reality like he did Pokemon and Sonic.
 
Did he even get a Commodore 64? i dont even remember him having one, i only remember that old computer he had/has in his kitchen

Yeah I think it belonged to Bob so naturally he suddenly latched into it. But apparently it's broken or he has no idea how to set it up. You can see it sitting at the back below the 1701 Monitor slowly disappearing under the toys.
 
Yeah I think it belonged to Bob so naturally he suddenly latched into it. But apparently it's broken or he has no idea how to set it up. You can see it sitting at the back below the 1701 Monitor slowly disappearing under the toys.

Is not like those things come with a HDMI or even a GUI (unless you are using the Mini) so dont know why he like it
 
A good ol' fashioned Chris rant. He's even rocking the rugby stripes.

I feel sorry for whoever takes up transcribing this Chrizophrenic infodump for the CWCki.
 
This has honestly stopped being funny and started being concerning. She's almost definitely developed schizophrenia, she's actually going to end up hurting someone or herself.

Also with the fucking denial that is happening with Sorbet's death, can't you just imagine the same thing happening with Barb? If Chris is her next of kin, what happens when she goes into denial about that?

Someone needs to get her help, like immediate help. But I don't think there's even anyone in her life that can do that...



The Schizophrenia saga.
For the last time, Chris isn't schizophrenic. He's a gullible retard with the mind of a child playing pretend. He's just fucking stupid & has people fucking with him. That's it.
 
I feel like if this isn't another idea guy, this is the culmination of a building series of disappointment and tragedy for Chris. He's in his mid-30's having achieved literally nothing (sure he made money off Sonichu in the end but a major franchise it is not), he knows his mom is not long for this world, he's stuck begging for fucking toys because he can't get a job even if he wanted one at this point, Crystal Weston Chandler will never exist, he's had to marry imaginary hedgehogs because he couldn't attract a mate of either sex, he lost both of the cats he loved dearly within days of each other, he's getting repeatedly sued for debts...

...and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is ending and as such Bronycon's last event will be next year. Everything Chris holds near and dear to his heart is being taken from him and he can't do a fucking thing about it.

Which is why I'm leaning toward a new idea guy promising a shitload of cash for Chris to dance around - no different than Chris running over his PS3 for 9001 dollars years ago. Chris has two extremes he alternates between: his delusional state where he believes this Neptunia nonsense, and his "give me money" state when he wants to buy shit. The sad thing is that Chris is willing to do the former 'artificially' given he legit believes this shit when people offer to pay him to do it.
 
...and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is ending and as such Bronycon's last event will be next year. Everything Chris holds near and dear to his heart is being taken from him and he can't do a fucking thing about it.

That would explain his Neptunia sperging, he is finding another place to infect
 
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