Twitter It's over (?) - Jace Finds Jesus

[galact0r]

Finding god but not being entirely sure what brand of religion you now adhere to is kind of a Jace thing to do.

 

[ForTheHoard]

I don't see reason for the hate on DD. You fegs need to learn respect for CIA agents. They're basically special forces.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

This can mean only one thing:

Chris or Goldie are about to do something ridiculously stupid. It's how the cycle of lolcows go. When one wanes, another one does something really fucking lulzy to keep us entertained.

Also: my theory is that Jace scored some mescaline and he actually encountered God.

 

[Broseph Stalin]

"You must BeLIEve!"

BeLIEve.

Be LIE ve.

Be LIE ve.


LIE...


Jace is lying his ass off and trying to go underground.

 

[Jonzun]

All hail Jaceus, he sacrificed his streams for the sins of gamers everywhere

 

[Duke Nukem]

He could come back and start a new call-in show known as Jace for Jesus.

Mark my words, Jace will return.

 

[Treblinkachu]

I'm honestly not quite sure what you're trying to say here. I never implied any of that was new information. The entire point of my post was that those things are old news which should be obvious to everyone, so I'm kind of surprised when posters here don't seem to know or recognize them. In any case I'm sorry I seem to have pissed you off so much, I didn't mean to accidentally spurr on some grand internet elitism class war on the filthy casuals, it just seemed odd to me. If it helps, 99% of the time when I'm condemning something in a really over-the-top way it's because I'm being facetious and I don't really hate you on the computer or whatever the fuck. Correcting someone on a common misunderstanding should never be misinterpreted as insulting them.

What? No, no, I was agreeing with you in my post. The people on this forum are retarded and I was parodying them, not you. Sorry I didn't make that clearer. Or maybe my post was a little too over the top for what I intended.

I think you're one of the only people who's responded intelligently to this thread, actually. Most of this is the same thing that happens in Chris threads: someone posts a tidbit of news about some lolcow, and like 30 people come along and all repeat variations of the same shit without adding anything new or, most importantly, remotely amusing.

I mean, if someone doesn't have anything to contribute to the conversation and they're not drunk, they should shut up. Repeating "Chris sure is dumb he will get his ebay cut down soon" or "Jace sure is dumb he is lying because reasons I don't want to explain" is neither interesting nor informative nor funny. I also think people should lurk a little bit and learn the background of what they're talking about before they join the discussion.

So I agreed with the post I was quoting, basically. I just didn't give it enough attention to get my point across properly. But now you know the truth.

 

[herpes]

This is Jace after all, as in Jace The (Probable) Schizophrenic. I don't know how it's surprising or unexpected at all for him to go full God Complex on us and then parkour off the online in a manner that seems very impulsive, disorganized, and deluded. This isn't the first time he's expressed thoughts like this but the "I am God" undertones are a lot more interesting to me than the "I'm leaving forever" part. How many times did Chris quit the internet again? And then how many times did he come back? The only difference in this situation is that there's clearly something up that Jace isn't telling us about.

 

[Tookie]

This is Jace after all, as in Jace The (Probable) Schizophrenic. I don't know how it's surprising or unexpected at all for him to go full God Complex on us and then parkour off the online in a manner that seems very impulsive, disorganized, and deluded. This isn't the first time he's expressed thoughts like this but the "I am God" undertones are a lot more interesting to me than the "I'm leaving forever" part. How many times did Chris quit the internet again? And then how many times did he come back? The only difference in this situation is that there's clearly something up that Jace isn't telling us about.

 

[ULTIMATEPRIMETIME]

Sure this may be nothing new, but this particular post is very interesting. Not only did he announce his leave (i think the only other time that happened was after Livestream #7, and that was Rob) but this whole thing seems like it came into being when he was apparently baptized by his pastor recently:

Our Father, thou art in heaven, has REBIRTHED ME INTO THIS BODY AND/OR SOUL OF THE WORLD

I was REBIRTHED into the Catholic WORLD by my Pastor who I am eternally grateful for in Life and Death for being a CONFIRMED SOUL-SAVIOR who resurrected my blood to the next afterlife

Some of you guys said that he could have been forced by Pastor Faggot and Gail to type this, and I kind of agree with it, but I am sure he was not doing it against his will. My theory is that Pastor Faggot gave him some really energetic sermon about Jesus, how God has a plan for him, and that he should be a holy soldier of God (how this is any different than what was preached to him before, and what was said that made it so special, I have no idea.) This most likely is not permanent, but Jace seems to have really latched onto it for the time being and now sees himself as some kind of Gamer Prophet of the Holy Battlefield (pilgrimage, preaching to his fans The Truth, "I must be raptured", etc.)

But on the other hand it is pretty strange that he consistently capitalized "lie" in "believe" and that out of any notable figure in his own little world (John Cena, George Bush, some marine or a quote from the bible even), he chose to quote a song from a posthumous album of a dead rapper whom he believes feigned death, rebirthed (might be what Jace is going for), and is probably catholic (despite the huge illuminati symbolism in the actual conspiracy.) Now remember, we're dealing with a crazy person so it's not too far out there that he might be mimicking the Tupac conspiracy.

Just some head canons idk

 

[Ahffline]

This all reeks of the last time Jace proclaimed that he'd found religion - i.e., doing and saying what Gail wants him too, because he realizes he can't count on Tyce to share an apartment with him, even if he could afford rent in the first place. So like it or not, his mom's in the position to give him living accommodations, etc.

I've always found it strange that he says he's RC and uses the title "Pastor" for the clergyman - since I've only heard it used in reference to Protestant clergymen, not their counterparts in the Church of Rome - but from my (albeit basic) research it seems to be a U.S. thing. Leaders of parish churches are called parish priests up here, not pastors. So that's one mystery solved.

Every day, these forums are a place for learning, a place for growing. Thanks, gang!

 

[Kosher Dill]

My theory is that Pastor Faggot gave him some really energetic sermon about Jesus

Yeah, that's what I thought too - maybe they just happened to catch him at the right time when he was off his meds, and decided the best thing to do was preach at him, and it happened to flip the right switches in his head. It's no more far-fetched than, say, convincing him that Islamic ghost fatwas were torturing Soap.
At any rate, this presumably won't last once he gets back on the meds and/or the YOUNG MANing dies down.

 

[QueenMegan]

Could this be part of Tyce's nefarious plan to overthrow the Commander? I'm struggling to think what a spastic like Tyce could have done to play a part in this, but the timing is interesting to say the least.

 

[The Dude]

I've got two theories about what's going on, one or the other or even both could be true, or I could be totally wrong, but here they are:

1. Jace is saying a lot of this to appease his BITCH WITH A SMELLY CUNT Mom and Pastor Faggot and is planning on returning when things die down a little, like after the current Deagle Nation Civil War. I'm not saying he's doing it to throw trolls off his trail because, as DeagleDad said earlier, that's not how Jace operates. It's mostly to get his Mom off his back for a while. I'm guessing Rob has been reading his Tweets and telling their Mom about them.

2. I think Gail and Pastor Faggot are possibly playing off his wet dreams of being a Marine Spec Ops Space Shuttle Door Gunner Sniper Wolf Appreciator and basically said "Jace, you ARE a soldier! A Soldier of GOD! You are God's USMC Spec Op SEAL whatever, but you need to ACT like it! You need to show God that you're worthy of being a Commander in the Army Marines of Heaven, and you're not doing that right now." and it clicked with Jace on some level, much like when someone told CWC that "he should get in touch with his feminine side" and he ran with it. I'm not saying Jace has given up his games, his weed, and his Deagle toy, but it may have resonated with him enough to make him act more pious around Gail to make her happier.

I think the first theory is probably closest to what's going on, but as I said I could be completely wrong.

 

[Germanicus]

Drug users and people who are mentally unstable are generally susceptible to religious fundamentalism.

 

[CWCissey]

This really seems like a ruse from Jace towards Pastor Faggot and his mum. He may be actually worried about Tyce and what he's going to do, so he could be trying to rally around a nice personal army to protect him from the crazy sped.

At least, in my opinion...

 

[drtoboggan]

This all reeks of the last time Jace proclaimed that he'd found religion - i.e., doing and saying what Gail wants him too, because he realizes he can't count on Tyce to share an apartment with him, even if he could afford rent in the first place. So like it or not, his mom's in the position to give him living accommodations, etc.

I've always found it strange that he says he's RC and uses the title "Pastor" for the clergyman - since I've only heard it used in reference to Protestant clergymen, not their counterparts in the Church of Rome - but from my (albeit basic) research it seems to be a U.S. thing. Leaders of parish churches are called parish priests up here, not pastors. So that's one mystery solved.

Every day, these forums are a place for learning, a place for growing. Thanks, gang!

I was raised Roman Catholic here in the US (the South no less), and I've never heard of a priest ever being called a "pastor," it's always "Father (insert name here)." If he is RC for true, he's the only damn one I know to call a priest that.
I always figured he went to a fringe Protestant church and just claimed to be Catholic, since I haven't heard squat about sacraments. Catholics have seven, Jace would have received four by now.

 

[BillRiley]

I was raised Roman Catholic here in the US (the South no less), and I've never heard of a priest ever being called a "pastor," it's always "Father (insert name here)." If he is RC for true, he's the only damn one I know to call a priest that.
I always figured he went to a fringe Protestant church and just claimed to be Catholic, since I haven't heard squat about sacraments. Catholics have seven, Jace would have received four by now.

As I understand it, Commander Lazy Eye latched on to the idea of Catholicism as a sort of antidote to Islam. As bizarre as that sounds, Jace also thinks the Marine Corps is part of the US Army. So, yeah, TerrorMommy and PastorFaggot probably belong to some mainstream Protestant church and Jace, being the biggest dimwit in six counties, doesn't know there's a bit of a difference between Protestant and Catholic churches.

 

[drtoboggan]

As I understand it, Commander Lazy Eye latched on to the idea of Catholicism as a sort of antidote to Islam. As bizarre as that sounds, Jace also thinks the Marine Corps is part of the US Army. So, yeah, TerrorMommy and PastorFaggot probably belong to some mainstream Protestant church and Jace, being the biggest dimwit in six counties, doesn't know there's a bit of a difference between Protestant and Catholic churches.

This makes the most sense to me too. He probably doesn't know the difference. Sort of like Chris.

 

[Germanicus]

I was raised Roman Catholic here in the US (the South no less), and I've never heard of a priest ever being called a "pastor," it's always "Father (insert name here)." If he is RC for true, he's the only damn one I know to call a priest that.
I always figured he went to a fringe Protestant church and just claimed to be Catholic, since I haven't heard squat about sacraments. Catholics have seven, Jace would have received four by now.

Good point. Also, catholics aren't usually as fanatical as Gail seems to be. She sounds more like one of those redneck Baptists.