Twitter It's over (?) - Jace Finds Jesus

[ADamnDjinn]

He's obviously being forced.
He thanked his pastor, when in fact, he hates Pastor Faggot. Also, beLIEve.

 

[OverDaMess]

Oh good god damn, Jamie Walton came back from the grave to pick another fight with Jace. Apparently she's a fan and has been watching his streams (LO fucking L).

While the fact that Jamie Walton watched his streams (past their beef) is surprising, it's not surprising that her audience did. Jace's views jumped way up during the Jamie Walton beef and the articles online of his show "Fact Zone" and they stayed up afterwards with only a very small slip in numbers. At the height his streams could pull in roughly 240 views. Pre-beef views topped off in the 90s.

Edit:

Then there's the possibility that this turns out to be a suicide note, because the whole "journey to Heaven" thing in the letter doesn't really sit too well.

Yeah, that is slightly disconcerting.

 

[Smutley]

Oh. My. God. I've cracked the fucking code. Here's all the CAPITALIZED and seMI-CApitalized words Jace used

DONE ONLINE GOD NEVER PASTOR MOTHER PLAN FOR ME! REBIRTHED ME INTO THIS BODY AND/OR SOUL OF THE WORLD SHELL FOR MY TRUE SOUL WHICH IS IN HEAVEN, ALONG WITH ALL PROPERLY RESPECTED WOLVES AND PATRIOTS WHO ARE ETERANLLY PRESENT IN OUR HOPES AND DREAMS, WHICH WE KEEP ALIVE ALONG WITH THE LIKES OF THOSE WHO WOULD REDEEMER GOD ATF WILL KNOW THE TRUTH AS WELL AS WE DO RACE CREED MENTAL ILLNESS - INDEED MY FRIEND WE ARE HOLDING HANDS IN A HOLY CIRCLET AROUND THE GLOBES OF HEAVEN AND EARTH!!!! GAME GAME OF LIFE CREAED THIS ALL WORLD ENJOY AND LOVE REBIRTHED WORLD CONFIRMED SOUL-SAVIOR HEAVEN THE PEARLY GATES AND/OR WITH SAINT PETER, WHO WILL KNOW MY TRUE NAME OF SOLDIER OF GODJACE W. CONNORS GOD CALM MY VICES HEAVEN CHURCH PASTOR AND MOTHER BEST FOR ME TO REPENT! HECK!!! IF REDEEMER SAVIOR BeLIEve SOLDIER OF GOD BORN TO BE <--MYself FULL NONE SATANIC INFLUENCES REVERSELY PURIFIED UNFAIRLY FAITH HIM DEVIL! DO NOT CRY TEARS FOR YOUR SAVIOR IS CHRISTO BUT ONLY THE COMMANDER CAN TELL THE GREATEST STORY OF ALL TIME (THE BIBLE) beLIEved PROTECT THEM OATHBREAKER BREACHEDGod

But look at this. There are 192 words in this, and 881 characters. If you divide 881 by 192, you get 4.588. If you multiply that by 10, and then by 30 (todays date) you get 1376.5625, and if you divide THAT by 2 (roughly the number of years Jace has been online) you get 688 - WHICH IS ONLY 22 off from being 666!

If you take every 22nd word (and the last word) you get:

FOR HOPES AS GLOBES THE CALM TO BUT BREACHED

Jace hopes that the world can come to its senses and rail against the nazi jew illuminati with ties to drug cartels and Aryan Brotherhood that is lead by Osama/Obama.

Check & Mate faggots.

 

[slc115]

Oh. My. God. I've cracked the fucking code. Here's all the CAPITALIZED and seMI-CApitalized words Jace used



But look at this. There are 192 words in this, and 881 characters. If you divide 881 by 192, you get 4.588. If you multiply that by 10, and then by 30 (todays date) you get 1376.5625, and if you divide THAT by 2 (roughly the number of years Jace has been online) you get 688 - WHICH IS ONLY 22 off from being 666!

If you take every 22nd word (and the last word) you get:



Jace hopes that the world can come to its senses and rail against the nazi jew illuminati with ties to drug cartels and Aryan Brotherhood that is lead by Osama/Obama.

Check & Mate faggots.

Yeah, he's not smart enough to do that.

 

[DeagleDad420]

This thread has given me terrifying, dissapointing insight into the sheer levels of newfag on this forum. Taking anything from Deagle Nation at face value is not getting the full experience, trust me. It's often incomprehensible (and always far less interesting) on the surface because we only have a very small and limited window into his life. We have to extrapolate a lot, and that requires really close reading and fine attention to detail. Especially with weird shit like this, where the truth is intentionally hidden (which is more common than you think with DN)

For example, I really don't get the vibe that anyone else wrote this. There are very few people capable of accurately reproducing Jace's prose to the level that it could fool his close followers. This is because he has some very unique (and ever-shifting) mannerisms and quirks. One subtle tell of his: the way he will randomly just lose focus in mid-paragraph, begin referencing unrelated things incoherently and forget what he's talking about, leading to unpunctuated rambling textwalls.

This is really common in schizophrenics, and there are very few people who know his psyche and writing style well enough to reproduce it. Tyce, Gail and Rob would NOT be included in that category, because Tyce cannot fucking read (I mean come on people, this should be so obvious), Gail makes NO effort to understand what is wrong with her son whatsoever, and we've seen before how Rob handles these kind of situations: with a short, direct and blunt message: "Find someone else." - NOT with a rambling false-flag textwall.

I hope he stays on his meds.

If there is ONE thing I took away from that insane fucking screed, it's that he was NOT on his meds writing it. His thought process shifts around so much it's barely comprehensible. He can't keep a thread going for any length of time, he jumps around between a million different things. This is NOT the prose of a medicated person.

Not sure if that would ever happen. Jace is too "eccentric" to become that kind of Christian, regardless of how fundamentalist his mother is.

Are you implying that fundamentalist Christians aren't eccentric? Boy, have I got a few documentaries for you.

It might be that he's posting this because he truly fears the beginning of the skeleton war, and by hiding these messages, Tyce - the illiterate sonofabitch - will be unable to pinpoint Jace's location.

If Jace was making some sort of paranoid disappearance, he wouldn't announce it. He's done this a million times before, and every time, if he thinks his life is in danger, he will NOT give warning to his enemies - even misleading ones - before he disappears. He'll just go.

 

[Hyperion]

I just wanted to respond to compy without going off topic

 

[exball]

Yeah, he's not smart enough to do that.

 

[Null]

JACE WE ARE HERE FOR YOU AND ARE PRAYERS GO OUT TO YOU

our father who art in heaven
hallow be thy name
thy kingdom come
thy will be done
on earth as it is in heaven

 

[Konstantinos]

Oh damn, it seems Jace has found Jesus. Now he can begin his inquisition against da homos and da Mooslims in earnest.

He's going to be back to his old self soon enough.

 

[exball]

Jace should smoke a page of the bible again.

 

[WachtAmWeb]

Jace should smoke a page of the bible again.

Jointz 4 Jeezus

 

[Shadow Fox]

Jace should smoke a page of the bible again.

True, that will enable him to absorb God's Word way faster than just by reading it.

 

[OverDaMess]

This thread has given me terrifying, dissapointing insight into the sheer levels of newfag on this forum. Taking anything from Deagle Nation at face value is not getting the full experience, trust me. It's often incomprehensible (and always far less interesting) on the surface because we only have a very small and limited window into his life. We have to extrapolate a lot, and that requires really close reading and fine attention to detail. Especially with weird shit like this, where the truth is intentionally hidden (which is more common than you think with DN)

For example, I really don't get the vibe that anyone else wrote this. There are very few people capable of accurately reproducing Jace's prose to the level that it could fool his close followers. This is because he has some very unique (and ever-shifting) mannerisms and quirks. One subtle tell of his: the way he will randomly just lose focus in mid-paragraph, begin referencing unrelated things incoherently and forget what he's talking about, leading to unpunctuated rambling textwalls.

This is really common in schizophrenics, and there are very few people who know his psyche and writing style well enough to reproduce it. Tyce, Gail and Rob would NOT be included in that category, because Tyce cannot fucking read (I mean come on people, this should be so obvious), Gail makes NO effort to understand what is wrong with her son whatsoever, and we've seen before how Rob handles these kind of situations: with a short, direct and blunt message: "Find someone else." - NOT with a rambling false-flag textwall.


If there is ONE thing I took away from that insane fucking screed, it's that he was NOT on his meds writing it. His thought process shifts around so much it's barely comprehensible. He can't keep a thread going for any length of time, he jumps around between a million different things. This is NOT the prose of a medicated person.


Are you implying that fundamentalist Christians aren't eccentric? Boy, have I got a few documentaries for you.


If Jace was making some sort of paranoid disappearance, he wouldn't announce it. He's done this a million times before, and every time, if he thinks his life is in danger, he will NOT give warning to his enemies - even misleading ones - before he disappears. He'll just go.

This is a forum. Guess what people do on forums? They post things. If you constantly get a hair up your ass take a break or something. Sorry. Someone had to say it. I actually agree with you most of the time but maybe it's time for you to sit on the couch toke up and watch Half Baked.

 

[JON CENA]

I really hope this means Jace will take his meds again. Don't get me wrong, I love crazy tinfoil Jace as much as the next guy, but COD Dudebro Jace is much more sustainable and less likely to get his priveleges take away.

 

[Treblinkachu]

This thread has given me terrifying, dissapointing insight into the sheer levels of newfag on this forum. Taking anything from Deagle Nation at face value is not getting the full experience, trust me. It's often incomprehensible (and always far less interesting) on the surface because we only have a very small and limited window into his life. We have to extrapolate a lot, and that requires really close reading and fine attention to detail. Especially with weird shit like this, where the truth is intentionally hidden (which is more common than you think with DN)

For example, I really don't get the vibe that anyone else wrote this. There are very few people capable of accurately reproducing Jace's prose to the level that it could fool his close followers. This is because he has some very unique (and ever-shifting) mannerisms and quirks. One subtle tell of his: the way he will randomly just lose focus in mid-paragraph, begin referencing unrelated things incoherently and forget what he's talking about, leading to unpunctuated rambling textwalls.

This is really common in schizophrenics, and there are very few people who know his psyche and writing style well enough to reproduce it. Tyce, Gail and Rob would NOT be included in that category, because Tyce cannot fucking read (I mean come on people, this should be so obvious), Gail makes NO effort to understand what is wrong with her son whatsoever, and we've seen before how Rob handles these kind of situations: with a short, direct and blunt message: "Find someone else." - NOT with a rambling false-flag textwall.


If there is ONE thing I took away from that insane fucking screed, it's that he was NOT on his meds writing it. His thought process shifts around so much it's barely comprehensible. He can't keep a thread going for any length of time, he jumps around between a million different things. This is NOT the prose of a medicated person.


Are you implying that fundamentalist Christians aren't eccentric? Boy, have I got a few documentaries for you.


If Jace was making some sort of paranoid disappearance, he wouldn't announce it. He's done this a million times before, and every time, if he thinks his life is in danger, he will NOT give warning to his enemies - even misleading ones - before he disappears. He'll just go.

1. Tyce is an illiterate moron who can't read?
2. Gail is a bad parent who can't keep her insane son under control?
3. Jace is supposed to be taking meds to prevent him from having his schizophrenic delusions?
4. Religious fundamentalists are crazy douchebags who often cross over with schizos?
5. Jace has disappeared on missions that exist only in his mind before?

Like omg dude you learn the craziest things every day. I've been on the CWiki-Pedia Public Discussion Post Site Thingy like forever and I never knew any of that stuff. This new information has blown my mind. Omg.

By the way, did you know that Christian Chandler once drew porn of a girl he was friends with irl? Like omg!!! Who knew?

 

[Alex Krycek]

This is the third lolcow this month to quit/take a break from the internet that I've seen.
Hopefully Tyce does something interesting in the mean time anyway.

 

[StallChaser]

While Jace is away at Bible Camp:
Eli - ...so like that's all my intel on the conspiracy. Now can I come home?
[radio silence]

 

[trueandhonestfan]

1. Tyce is an illiterate moron who can't read?
2. Gail is a bad parent who can't keep her insane son under control?
3. Jace is supposed to be taking meds to prevent him from having his schizophrenic delusions?
4. Religious fundamentalists are crazy douchebags who often cross over with schizos?
5. Jace has disappeared on missions that exist only in his mind before?

Like omg dude you learn the craziest things every day. I've been on the CWiki-Pedia Public Discussion Post Site Thingy like forever and I never knew any of that stuff. This new information has blown my mind. Omg.

By the way, did you know that Christian Chandler once drew porn of a girl he was friends with irl? Like omg!!! Who knew?

You suck at sarcasm like Jace sucks at the Sims.

 

[Gorogoroth]

I wish he'd stop calling himself a catholic. Surely Pastor Faggot or Gail has at least told him what church he belongs too. Protestant fundies are usually pretty big on not being catholic.

 

[DeagleDad420]

1. Tyce is an illiterate moron who can't read?
2. Gail is a bad parent who can't keep her insane son under control?
3. Jace is supposed to be taking meds to prevent him from having his schizophrenic delusions?
4. Religious fundamentalists are crazy douchebags who often cross over with schizos?
5. Jace has disappeared on missions that exist only in his mind before?

Like omg dude you learn the craziest things every day. I've been on the CWiki-Pedia Public Discussion Post Site Thingy like forever and I never knew any of that stuff. This new information has blown my mind. Omg.

By the way, did you know that Christian Chandler once drew porn of a girl he was friends with irl? Like omg!!! Who knew?

I'm honestly not quite sure what you're trying to say here. I never implied any of that was new information. The entire point of my post was that those things are old news which should be obvious to everyone, so I'm kind of surprised when posters here don't seem to know or recognize them. In any case I'm sorry I seem to have pissed you off so much, I didn't mean to accidentally spurr on some grand internet elitism class war on the filthy casuals, it just seemed odd to me. If it helps, 99% of the time when I'm condemning something in a really over-the-top way it's because I'm being facetious and I don't really hate you on the computer or whatever the fuck. Correcting someone on a common misunderstanding should never be misinterpreted as insulting them.