Twitter 10/17 - Chris wouldn't visit Megan because she has a gun

Is Chris a genius? I'm convinced he did this on purpose, after all everyone here would love to see him try to get back in touch with megan and would him some cash to do it right? The tweets leading up to this seem over the top even for his standards and the rewards offered for donation are actually worth it, I think he knows which side his bread is buttered on and how to get us interested.
 
Is Chris a genius? I'm convinced he did this on purpose, after all everyone here would love to see him try to get back in touch with megan and would him some cash to do it right? The tweets leading up to this seem over the top even for his standards and the rewards offered for donation are actually worth it, I think he knows which side his bread is buttered on and how to get us interested.
Why the hell would we want to see Chris get shot in the face? Dead cows produce no mi.lk!
 
All I can really picture is Jaime Lee Curtis in that new Halloween sequel

"Do you know that I pray every night that he would escape?"

"What the hell did you do that for?"

"So I can kill him."
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(Yes I know it's a shit Photoshop job)
 
I'm sorry to ask but what is this CPU stuff about? I been reading about Chris for five years and this seems new. I looked it up in the CwCki and could not find an article.
Chris genuinely believes he's a interdimensional video game goddess because some sick fuck told him about Hyperdimension Neptunia
 
Chris was prescribed actual HRT by a medical doctor a couple years ago. I'm guessing a combination of doctor shopping and/or informed consent, as @Mesh Gear Fox noted.

"Informed" consent is an absolute joke when a fucking tard so tarded he's on tard bucks for it, who is floridly delusional, is able to be considered "informed."
 
The Idea Guys would have told him about it its existence six months ago, and Chris would know about Russia/Russians because of Putin Invading CWCville with his Russian Hacker Nazis. Read up on your Idea Guy lore.
I must have missed that because it was difficult to sift through the autism. Still pretty weird on the Idea Guys' part to know about Russian Game & Watch clones that my dad played in the 80s.
 
I must have missed that because it was difficult to sift through the autism. Still pretty weird on the Idea Guys' part to know about Russian Game & Watch clones that my dad played in the 80s.

You know the nintendo console/handheld thingy Chris is talking about? Any idea why he'd claim (apart for the obvious :autism:) that the console's name is censored (or "FORCE-censored" in CWCese) in internet sources?
 
You know the Nintendo console/handheld thingy Chris is talking about? Any idea why he'd claim (apart for the obvious :autism:) that the console's name is censored (or "FORCE-censored" in CWCese) in internet sources?
Because it doesn't exist, so searching for a German exclusive Nintendo console gets no results.. And if Idea Guy claimed it does exist, it surely must be true and there has to be a reason i can't find information on it /sneed
 
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Oh sweet, Megan owns firearms? Badass! I'd love to find out what she owns. Chris will never get those Sailor Moon DVDs back now.

It's pretty odd that an almighty super goddess with every super power ever, and magic too, would be scared of something as mundane as a firearm. Especially when you consider the fate of two realities hang in the balance. You'd think Chris could just run at super speed, or put up a force field, or teleport out of danger if she pulled a gun. Or even "astral project" or "mind link" with Megan so he isn't even physically there. I guess we will all just fucking die then.

And for everyone sperging about how Megan never got a restraining order against Chris...just stop. Restraining orders aren't some magical force field that will keep stalkers and violent exes away. There are far too many women who got restraining orders against their stalker/ex/etc. who still wound up beaten, raped, and/or murdered by them. And Chris already has issues with believing he is above the rules due to entitlement, ego, and Autistic stupidity. Besides, I believe she moved away from any close proximity from Chris, so I'm sure she felt that was enough to reasonably ensure that she would have no in-person contact with him. And if he some how did darken her doorstep again? Well then she's well within her right to show Chris she's armed and tell him to leave her property.

And, no, I'm not suggesting that Chris planned on assaulting, raping, or murdering Megan. But he has proven incapable of understanding "fuck off" really means FUCK OFF.
 
Because it doesn't exist, so searching for a German exclusive Nintendo console gets no results.. And if Idea Guy claimed it does exist, it surely must be true and there has to be a reason i can't find information on it

Nope. He doesn't say that he can't find results when he searches. He specifically says he does find articles on Google, but that the articles are "force-censored" (I'm picturing those blacked-out "redacted" bars? idk).

Again, sounds to me like someone is feeding him doctored info, like with IG's photoshopped CWCville news articles. You write some fake website (or insert it in some wiki or something) tailored to make Chris think "OMG this totes means Megan is the red CPU goddess!!", then you make up a unique name to ensure the only search results are your fake sources, then you feed Chris your story, and tell him "google it if you don't believe me!"

Idk- maybe I'm wrong, but I don't see how else his claims about a non-existent console, and the non-sensical censorship of info about video games, make any sense.

The kind of rctards who are drawn to try to fuck with Chris seem to love this kind of autistic 4d chess LARPery- even though it never amounts to anything, but failtrolls gon failtroll, I guess.



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All I can really picture is Jaime Lee Curtis in that new Halloween sequel

"Do you know that I pray every night that he would escape?"

"What the hell did you do that for?"

"So I can kill him."
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(Yes I know it's a shit Photoshop job)

Megan is a sort of Laurie Strode type character. She was there when all the shit went down in the first episode, made Cameos in the Game Place Saga, was declared the "Queen of Trolls" as Chris lost his mind, and now in the latest installment, she is mentioned again by the monster who hasn't forgotten her.

This may sound weenish, but I wish the GREAT Director would stop teasing us and make her show up in the latest episode. Not in person, but I'd love to see her give Chris a good verbal beatdown on twitter or FB or something. It would be poetic to say the least.
 
Megan is a sort of Laurie Strode type character. She was there when all the shit went down in the first episode, made Cameos in the Game Place Saga, was declared the "Queen of Trolls" as Chris lost his mind, and now in the latest installment, she is mentioned again by the monster who hasn't forgotten her.

This may sound weenish, but I wish the GREAT Director would stop teasing us and make her show up in the latest episode. Not in person, but I'd love to see her give Chris a good verbal beatdown on twitter or FB or something. It would be poetic to say the least.

Poetic it might be, but it would probably have about the same effect as when @Doopie turned troll. Aka very little if any effect on Chris, who simply sighed, said 'Mother, they know not what they do' and went on with life and didn't even crash into slumber, while everyone on the forums lost their goddamn minds with schadenfreude.

Okay, it was pretty entertaining, and if nothing else it got Chris to leave her the fuck alone. Maybe it would be best if Megan did just that.
 
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