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- 27 de Abr, 2015
This man needs to be host a lecture at a college like the ones Gene Ray did.
🐮 Lolcow Gregory Raymond Buell / Greg Buell / Greg Lovestar / Greg Windcar Buell + Much More - Inventor of Electric Windmill Car, Observed by CIA, Wishes to Cure Cancer With Harem of Dr. Wives
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- 30 de Mayo, 2014
This guy should team up with the M113 Gavin guy.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/mike-sparks-sparky-jamesbondisreal-dynmicpara.28100/
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PT 404
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What good old fashioned cow doesn't have an attraction sign? This sign appears frequently on his bike, and at his booth and the local author's fair.
Meanwhile, Greg brings attention to the plight of homeless girls in front of Qatar Apple Stores in the United States of America.
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- 28 de Mayo, 2018
Who needs one trillion cars?
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- 6 de Mar, 2016
Once I get a driver's license, a windmill car is in order.
I want this man's autograph.
I want this man's autograph.
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- 28 de Mayo, 2018
Just one? You'll need to buy 130+ if they're going to build one trillion of these.
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- 11 de Sep, 2014
I want to help this man to have his own TEDx presentation
- Registrado
- 25 de Mayo, 2015
The premise of this seems to be that the American intelligence community, at one point, had an interest in Buell's "invention." I can't tell if any of this is real or not. It might just all be paranoid delusions on Greg's part. How or why would Greg replicate a document is beyond me.It's anyone's guess what the fuck that imagine (sic) really means, but have fun with that.
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- 11 de Oct, 2018
I am astonished. In his suit he claims to have the writing prowess of Hemingway, and was very upset upon not receiving recognition for his mastery of the language. Surely I am missing something when I pour through his babbling nonsense; perhaps his skill with words and prose is far beyond my brain's capability to associate with the glorious authors of the old days.
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- 15 de Ene, 2016
Is it just me, or is there a family resemblance to Eric Buell, founder of Buell Motorcycles and Eric Buell racing?
Eric has a bit of a reputation as a loner, who uses kinda oddball engineering ideas (but actually won races and sold bikes)and for being a bit unhinged- like when he cried when he announced Buell was folding https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9P6f2bj1BpQ
Probly Eric and Greg got the same Buell nutty engineer gene, but uncle Greg ate too many lead paint chips as a kid or something
Eric may have had oddball ideas, but he actually built them and did experiments. So far in reading this thread, Greg seems to have yet to show that he actually tested his ideas, only that he claims that they work.
As an aside, I don't begrudge Eric for crying while announcing the closure of his company. Dude seems to actually have a passion for bikes and his company did stand for 23 years.
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- 13 de Ene, 2016
This is so bad its good holy shit
Also
He's just keep going about busted titanium teeth and inventions and government and supercomputers and (sic) kissing a woman with your ideas.
broken tooth needs a titanium fix
broken tooth needs a titanium fix
source for a novel invention
now a catalyst for flirting
change your conversations
to what’s your favorite invention ?
a cheese grader with a handle
what else can you use it for ?
source for a novel
catalyst that is a seductress
incentive is the universe
probe sent into space for data
stare flirtatiously
get your motor revved up
electric energy of the mind
flirt with a inventive partner
exhilarating conversations
broken tooth needs a titanium fix
come closer
kiss her with a idea
wait for her to kiss you
with the titanium fixed tooth
tooth decay cure-all
write out the graphic formula
crunch it on a supercomputer
a tooth decay cure-all
cure-all attached to judgment
star trek episode "attached"
moving away from your source ouch
better moving towards your source
sharpen your wits
find your missing invention ideas
find the lifestyle your missing
change the conversation to inventions
stare flirtatiously
electric energy of thought
sending probes out into space
idea to use gravity for propulsion
anti-war attractiveness
now with anti-war inventions
gravity control and total recall
are anti-war invention projects
getting to the high tech inventions
to overthrow high tech weapons
anti-war attractiveness
anti-massacring people is normal
massacring people in war
would give anyone nightmares
layers of aggressive behavior
cure-all is the lobotomy
now a socially acceptable lobotomy
and a way to gas the military
a gas that causes a lobotomy
new twist to world conquest
your war time enemy
is put to work instead of tormented
new twist to world conquest
by the anti-war people
gravity control and total recall
are anti-war invention projects
getting to the high tech inventions
to overthrow high tech weapons
new twist to world conquest
by the anti-war people
all the worlds militaries wanted
to annihilate the anti-war people
to annihilate the anti-war people
to annihilate the anti-war people
to annihilate the anti-war people
broken tooth needs a titanium fix
titanium engineers work on weapons
rotate their crops
get them off the drug of war
make the cobras venomous bite
the first antonym for venomous
venom cure-all before the bite
gas the cobras into sterile venom
titillating invention project
focus your thoughts on sterilization
sterilize the military chiefs
with brazen total recall inventions
chain reaction from total recall
is a chain of new inventors
frigid space light years away
seductress is alien women
invent something
to get women
alien nymphomaniac women
to counter the frigid earth women
if thinking about polygamy
one wife should be a nymphomaniac
another a lavish conversationalist
addicted to talking up inventions
invention cable TV channel
is how i would spend my first million
this would be the only channel
i would ever need to watch
everything you ever wanted to know
about inventions and inventing
i would inspire someone to be
the anti-war inventor of total recall
weapon systems inventions
would lost their # 1 position
more social inventions
than weapon inventions
high tech invention channel
would expose 100’s of inventions
you would never have come across
on the other 100 cable TV channels
high tech invention channel
would expose 100’s of inventions
you would never have come across
on the other 100 cable TV channels
flirt with a lifestyle
bond with a anti-war inventor wife
your purpose in life
is to gas the generals
with a lobotomy gas
to save the earth
this is obviously extremely appealing
to the anti-war people
who were almost annihilated
by the worlds militaries
enticing light year inventor witch
with a love potion that works
stare flirtatiously at star travel
stare flirtatiously at star travel
gas the earth
with a lobotomy gas
unrealistic defense spending
in the middle of a universe
first class is the warrior class
warriors should be untouchables
so we can touch the stars
talk to aliens
observe alien inventions
Mr. and Mrs. invention
bond with a major collaborative effort
traceable photographic memory
cat and mri make it possible
total recall invention
would change the world forever
total recall invention
would change the world forever
implications of a better memory
memorize everything you need to
recall any thought
spell correctly from memory
memorize every medical term
pronounce every medical term correct
open a universe of conversations
you would never have had
earth’s pains are military
cure-all is light year travels
earth’s cancer is weapon systems
cure-all is light year travels
cure-all is light year travels
cure-all is light year travels
cure-all is light year travels
and all the light year inventions
that will keep them out of trouble
working on all the light year inventions
open a universe
you will have with peace on earth
all the light year inventions
will keep everyone out of trouble
flirting with the stars
stare flirtatiously at star travel
flirt with a alien
make contact with aliens
in your lifetime
flirt with a universe
you will have with peace on earth
conversations turned to ideas
getting to the high tech inventions
to overthrow high tech weapons
weapons are a out of control cancer
titanium engineers work on weapons
while we break our teeth on a cure
two great passions
war and peace
along comes light year travels
that requires a anti- war win
come invent anti-war inventions
seduce her into kissing inventions
conversations that talks up inventions
brain storm a list of 1,001 inventions
suppression of lightning
suppression of tornadoes
lost out
to military inventions
annihilating the anti-war people
ended any chance for peace on earth
only thing warriors can’t suppress
is the universe
anti-war inventions
a source for a novel
catalyst for a invention
cable TV channel
only cable TV channel
i would direct and watch
source for a invention novel
catalyst that’s a seductress
incentive is the universe
probe sent into space for aliens
stare flirtatiously
get your motor revved up
one wife should be a
invention maniac
come closer
kiss her with a idea
wait for her to kiss you
with the titanium fixed tooth
faster than light is possible
a Nobel prize will be given for this
source for "war and peace"
source for "crime and punishment"
dostoevsky’s "the idiot"
rewritten as "the inventors"
gravity for propulsion
gravity satellite dish invention
uses gravity for propulsion
propelling star ships to stars
Borg will assimilate
the worlds militaries
gas that causes a lobotomy
new twist to world conquest
your spoils of war
are put to work instead of tormented
torment military minds
with the heavens and hell
we’re in the middle of a universe
the heavens exist, hell too
faster than light is possible
a Nobel prize will be given for this
total recall will be invented
a Nobel prize will be given for this
gravity will be used for propulsion
a Nobel prize will be given for this
come together
kiss her with a idea
wait for her to kiss you
with the titanium fixed tooth
fix that is the catalyst
for world conquest
by anti- war inventors
who were almost annihilated
broken tooth needs a titanium fix
source for a novel invention
now a catalyst for flirting
change your conversations
to what’s your favorite invention ?
a cheese grader with a handle
what else can you use it for ?
source for a novel
catalyst that is a seductress
incentive is the universe
probe sent into space for data
stare flirtatiously
get your motor revved up
electric energy of the mind
flirt with a inventive partner
exhilarating conversations
broken tooth needs a titanium fix
come closer
kiss her with a idea
wait for her to kiss you
with the titanium fixed tooth
tooth decay cure-all
write out the graphic formula
crunch it on a supercomputer
a tooth decay cure-all
cure-all attached to judgment
star trek episode "attached"
moving away from your source ouch
better moving towards your source
sharpen your wits
find your missing invention ideas
find the lifestyle your missing
change the conversation to inventions
stare flirtatiously
electric energy of thought
sending probes out into space
idea to use gravity for propulsion
anti-war attractiveness
now with anti-war inventions
gravity control and total recall
are anti-war invention projects
getting to the high tech inventions
to overthrow high tech weapons
anti-war attractiveness
anti-massacring people is normal
massacring people in war
would give anyone nightmares
layers of aggressive behavior
cure-all is the lobotomy
now a socially acceptable lobotomy
and a way to gas the military
a gas that causes a lobotomy
new twist to world conquest
your war time enemy
is put to work instead of tormented
new twist to world conquest
by the anti-war people
gravity control and total recall
are anti-war invention projects
getting to the high tech inventions
to overthrow high tech weapons
new twist to world conquest
by the anti-war people
all the worlds militaries wanted
to annihilate the anti-war people
to annihilate the anti-war people
to annihilate the anti-war people
to annihilate the anti-war people
broken tooth needs a titanium fix
titanium engineers work on weapons
rotate their crops
get them off the drug of war
make the cobras venomous bite
the first antonym for venomous
venom cure-all before the bite
gas the cobras into sterile venom
titillating invention project
focus your thoughts on sterilization
sterilize the military chiefs
with brazen total recall inventions
chain reaction from total recall
is a chain of new inventors
frigid space light years away
seductress is alien women
invent something
to get women
alien nymphomaniac women
to counter the frigid earth women
if thinking about polygamy
one wife should be a nymphomaniac
another a lavish conversationalist
addicted to talking up inventions
invention cable TV channel
is how i would spend my first million
this would be the only channel
i would ever need to watch
everything you ever wanted to know
about inventions and inventing
i would inspire someone to be
the anti-war inventor of total recall
weapon systems inventions
would lost their # 1 position
more social inventions
than weapon inventions
high tech invention channel
would expose 100’s of inventions
you would never have come across
on the other 100 cable TV channels
high tech invention channel
would expose 100’s of inventions
you would never have come across
on the other 100 cable TV channels
flirt with a lifestyle
bond with a anti-war inventor wife
your purpose in life
is to gas the generals
with a lobotomy gas
to save the earth
this is obviously extremely appealing
to the anti-war people
who were almost annihilated
by the worlds militaries
enticing light year inventor witch
with a love potion that works
stare flirtatiously at star travel
stare flirtatiously at star travel
gas the earth
with a lobotomy gas
unrealistic defense spending
in the middle of a universe
first class is the warrior class
warriors should be untouchables
so we can touch the stars
talk to aliens
observe alien inventions
Mr. and Mrs. invention
bond with a major collaborative effort
traceable photographic memory
cat and mri make it possible
total recall invention
would change the world forever
total recall invention
would change the world forever
implications of a better memory
memorize everything you need to
recall any thought
spell correctly from memory
memorize every medical term
pronounce every medical term correct
open a universe of conversations
you would never have had
earth’s pains are military
cure-all is light year travels
earth’s cancer is weapon systems
cure-all is light year travels
cure-all is light year travels
cure-all is light year travels
cure-all is light year travels
and all the light year inventions
that will keep them out of trouble
working on all the light year inventions
open a universe
you will have with peace on earth
all the light year inventions
will keep everyone out of trouble
flirting with the stars
stare flirtatiously at star travel
flirt with a alien
make contact with aliens
in your lifetime
flirt with a universe
you will have with peace on earth
conversations turned to ideas
getting to the high tech inventions
to overthrow high tech weapons
weapons are a out of control cancer
titanium engineers work on weapons
while we break our teeth on a cure
two great passions
war and peace
along comes light year travels
that requires a anti- war win
come invent anti-war inventions
seduce her into kissing inventions
conversations that talks up inventions
brain storm a list of 1,001 inventions
suppression of lightning
suppression of tornadoes
lost out
to military inventions
annihilating the anti-war people
ended any chance for peace on earth
only thing warriors can’t suppress
is the universe
anti-war inventions
a source for a novel
catalyst for a invention
cable TV channel
only cable TV channel
i would direct and watch
source for a invention novel
catalyst that’s a seductress
incentive is the universe
probe sent into space for aliens
stare flirtatiously
get your motor revved up
one wife should be a
invention maniac
come closer
kiss her with a idea
wait for her to kiss you
with the titanium fixed tooth
faster than light is possible
a Nobel prize will be given for this
source for "war and peace"
source for "crime and punishment"
dostoevsky’s "the idiot"
rewritten as "the inventors"
gravity for propulsion
gravity satellite dish invention
uses gravity for propulsion
propelling star ships to stars
Borg will assimilate
the worlds militaries
gas that causes a lobotomy
new twist to world conquest
your spoils of war
are put to work instead of tormented
torment military minds
with the heavens and hell
we’re in the middle of a universe
the heavens exist, hell too
faster than light is possible
a Nobel prize will be given for this
total recall will be invented
a Nobel prize will be given for this
gravity will be used for propulsion
a Nobel prize will be given for this
come together
kiss her with a idea
wait for her to kiss you
with the titanium fixed tooth
fix that is the catalyst
for world conquest
by anti- war inventors
who were almost annihilated
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- 27 de Mayo, 2013
If he ain’t talking about glow in the dark CIA niggers I ain’t havin it.
For real though, as sad as mental illness can be, it’s also incredibly fascinating to wonder what must go through the minds of these people on a daily basis.
It’s also exceptionally funny.
For real though, as sad as mental illness can be, it’s also incredibly fascinating to wonder what must go through the minds of these people on a daily basis.
It’s also exceptionally funny.
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- 13 de Ene, 2016
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- 5 de Mayo, 2015
I could so do a reading of this and it wouldn't be half-bad. The reading that is, not the contents.
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PT 404
Guest
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https://web.archive.org/web/2008070...ventor-warp-speed.com/boss/bossmp3reading.mp3
Would it be as good as one of his originals though?
DozerBoi
kiwifarms.net
- Registrado
- 18 de Jul, 2018
Why doesn't this "invention" work? Is it because wind doesn't generate enough energy, the fact that cars can't transform kinetic to electrical energy fast enough? Also, I get that this guy is an odd person that does a lot of stupid stuff, but why is he a lolcow. Aren't lolcows supposed to be stupid because they purposefully put themselves in their own positions?
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PT 404
Guest
kiwifarms.net
The 2005 Observer Special.
https://web.archive.org/web/20050206005700/http://home.att.net:80/~inventor84/
https://web.archive.org/web/20050613081653/http://www.inventor-warp-speed.com:80/
Welcome to another year of mid 2000's Greg.
Marriage 5 May 2005 - A poem in which Greg actually brings up the fact he'd been married once. This statement is used a springboard for... you guessed it: wives, oil, and windmill cars. During this period, he is absolutely obsessed with Jason Schechterle, a police officer horrifically by a vehicle wreck fire. Here's a nice archive of Jason's site from this time. If you see a man with his face burnt off posted on Greg's page, that's Officer Jason.
In Americans Forest - Greg tries an early attempt at crowdsourcing some grade school riddles. This is also one of his better poems. Yeah, the content is derivative of his own work, but he does make the structure work a little better than usual.
Bonus Post - My 55th Bday (Sept 2002) - Just read the fucking screenshot below.
https://web.archive.org/web/20050206005700/http://home.att.net:80/~inventor84/
https://web.archive.org/web/20050613081653/http://www.inventor-warp-speed.com:80/
Welcome to another year of mid 2000's Greg.
Marriage 5 May 2005 - A poem in which Greg actually brings up the fact he'd been married once. This statement is used a springboard for... you guessed it: wives, oil, and windmill cars. During this period, he is absolutely obsessed with Jason Schechterle, a police officer horrifically by a vehicle wreck fire. Here's a nice archive of Jason's site from this time. If you see a man with his face burnt off posted on Greg's page, that's Officer Jason.
In Americans Forest - Greg tries an early attempt at crowdsourcing some grade school riddles. This is also one of his better poems. Yeah, the content is derivative of his own work, but he does make the structure work a little better than usual.
In Americans forest.... The Electric Windmill Car is suppressed
In Gravity forest... Greg getting gravity control is deafening to Generals
In GE's forest... Generals pour gasoline over the troops and masses
In NASA's forest... Bush spent $300 billion on Iraq not 700 new Shuttles
In CNN's forest... Today's fiery car wrecks aren't heard in the news
In CNN's forest... Oil terrorists are heard but not reported every hour
In the MD's forest... burn victims are worth 10's of thousands $$$$
In Americans forest... someone will burn in gasoline today
In American forest... Everyday someone burns in gasoline
In Bill Gates forest... he would never have been heard in his life
If the electric windmill car was not suppressed in 1980 - really.
In Bill Gates forest... he owes his fortune to all those burnt in gasoline
In the High School teachers forest... Bill Gates is a mass murderer !
In Microsoft's forest... "Vista" needs to be rebooted and registered
In Microsoft's forest... Programmers are made in India not the USA
In Sony's forest... A PC could turn on like a TV if a new CEO gets this job
In Sony's forest... 1,001 Invention Projects are drowned out by censors
In the Department of Educations forest... A Free University System
Would save the lives of more people than National Health Insurance
In the Department of Educations forest... No supercomputers are heard
In Florida Jeb Bush's forest... A+ is not for Students but Stock $ price
In Bush's forest of ... no student left behind if you have $284 for WinXP Pro
In Jay Lenos forest... Sound of flesh burning in gasoline is a Leno Joke
In Jay Lenos Hollywood forest... Road Rage shootings are not curable
In Nancy Grace's forest... lawyers hear no invention passions inside
In USA women lawyers forest... your husband is most likely to kill you
In Julie Chen's CBS forest... taking a nuke for Taiwan is a loud Aye vote
In NASA's forest... Bush spent $300 billion on Iraq not 700 new Shuttles
In Gods forest... Atheists can't see Alpha Centauri but know nothings there
In physics forest... Before the Big Bank is a serious sound
In lightning's forest... NCAR can't invent a way to suppress it
In the FBI's forest... Bush shredded all the burned out cop cars
I would of put in front of FBI's Headquarters for a Oil Genocide Memorial
In Denver's forest... Everyone in Vail hears what's going on
In Vail's forest... Rich men run the show and burn kids in gasoline
In ABC's forest... Gasoline prices are heard loud and clear
In NBC's forest... Oil Money is heard burning Americans to death
In CBS's forest... Our Police State is a forest of burnt out cop cars
In Americans forest... Memorial of burnt out cops cars - for a Memorial
In Bush's forest... Pictures of burnt faces from gasoline are off limits
In After Bush forest... Gov. building will have pictures of burnt cops
In George Orwell's forest... A burnt out cop cars is parked at City Hall
In Denver's forest... Everyone in Vail hears the oil money ecstasy
In Inventions forest... 1,001 Things You Can Invent CD is not heard
In Sony's forest... 1,001 Invention Projects are drowned out by censors
In Sony's forest... A PC could turn on like a TV if a new CEO gets this job
In the Generals forest... Aliens are not heard in 10 Billion Galaxies
In Vail's forest... Rich men run the show and burn kids in gasoline
In Colorado's forest... they don't hear the screams of burning people
In the MD's forest... burn victims are worth 10's of thousands $$$$
At the Yale Medical School forest... Electric Windmill Cars is not autopsied
In Colorado's forest... Colorado Petroleum is heard at the Bank
In England's forest... DNA of Henry VIII lives on in Queen Elizabeth
In Moscow's forest... Moscow holds the world record for burnt out cop cars
In Denver's City Hall forest... DC payoffs are heard and sort after
In Americans forest... Cops and kids will scream in pain today
In Americans forest... someone will burn in gasoline today
In American forest... Everyday someone burns in gasoline
In CNN's forest... Those who write the news don't hear screams
In the forest... Screams from gasoline burning them to death
In the forest... Screams of Texas Oil Men wanting more oil money
In Americans forest.... The Electric Windmill Car is suppressed
In the forest... Screams of Texas Oil Men wanting more oil money
In CBS's forest... Oil Men's Money is more valuable than USA kids
Yet NBC's forest... does dramatic stories on car seats for kids
So in ABC's forest... only Oil Money is heard not your kids inventions
In the Oceans forest... Oil drilling is heard on the national news
In the Navy's forest... Admiral knows about the Electric Windmill Car
In the Air Forces forest... Pilots don't hear those Napalmed in America
In the Army's forest... no war games are heard conquering Oil $$$
In the Marines forest... Honor - Oil Money runs the World's Honor
In the forest fire... Rumsfeld's C5A is not heard dropping bombs
In Times forest... Discovery of what makes time tick is not heard
In Gravity forest... Greg getting gravity control is deafening to Generals
In the Futuristic Inventions forest... no perpetual motion machines tick
In the Generals forest... Aliens are not heard in 10 Billion Galaxies
In America’s forest... cops and kids will burn in gasoline
In Boulder, Colorado's forest... all city employees are overpaid via oil $
In DC's forest... Oil $$$ money in the Trillions of Dollars sounds loudest
In Realities forest... cops and kids are causalities of the oil war $
In Senators McCain's forest... POW's spit in Officers Jason burned face
In Senators Kennedy's forest... he has been driving drunk since 1980
In Senators Kennedy's forest... In his Electric Windmill Car killing women
In CNN's forest... Oil Terrorist are heard but not reported every hour
In Gravity forest... Greg getting gravity control is deafening to Generals
In GE's forest... Generals pour gasoline over the troops and masses
In NASA's forest... Bush spent $300 billion on Iraq not 700 new Shuttles
In CNN's forest... Today's fiery car wrecks aren't heard in the news
In CNN's forest... Oil terrorists are heard but not reported every hour
In the MD's forest... burn victims are worth 10's of thousands $$$$
In Americans forest... someone will burn in gasoline today
In American forest... Everyday someone burns in gasoline
In Bill Gates forest... he would never have been heard in his life
If the electric windmill car was not suppressed in 1980 - really.
In Bill Gates forest... he owes his fortune to all those burnt in gasoline
In the High School teachers forest... Bill Gates is a mass murderer !
In Microsoft's forest... "Vista" needs to be rebooted and registered
In Microsoft's forest... Programmers are made in India not the USA
In Sony's forest... A PC could turn on like a TV if a new CEO gets this job
In Sony's forest... 1,001 Invention Projects are drowned out by censors
In the Department of Educations forest... A Free University System
Would save the lives of more people than National Health Insurance
In the Department of Educations forest... No supercomputers are heard
In Florida Jeb Bush's forest... A+ is not for Students but Stock $ price
In Bush's forest of ... no student left behind if you have $284 for WinXP Pro
In Jay Lenos forest... Sound of flesh burning in gasoline is a Leno Joke
In Jay Lenos Hollywood forest... Road Rage shootings are not curable
In Nancy Grace's forest... lawyers hear no invention passions inside
In USA women lawyers forest... your husband is most likely to kill you
In Julie Chen's CBS forest... taking a nuke for Taiwan is a loud Aye vote
In NASA's forest... Bush spent $300 billion on Iraq not 700 new Shuttles
In Gods forest... Atheists can't see Alpha Centauri but know nothings there
In physics forest... Before the Big Bank is a serious sound
In lightning's forest... NCAR can't invent a way to suppress it
In the FBI's forest... Bush shredded all the burned out cop cars
I would of put in front of FBI's Headquarters for a Oil Genocide Memorial
In Denver's forest... Everyone in Vail hears what's going on
In Vail's forest... Rich men run the show and burn kids in gasoline
In ABC's forest... Gasoline prices are heard loud and clear
In NBC's forest... Oil Money is heard burning Americans to death
In CBS's forest... Our Police State is a forest of burnt out cop cars
In Americans forest... Memorial of burnt out cops cars - for a Memorial
In Bush's forest... Pictures of burnt faces from gasoline are off limits
In After Bush forest... Gov. building will have pictures of burnt cops
In George Orwell's forest... A burnt out cop cars is parked at City Hall
In Denver's forest... Everyone in Vail hears the oil money ecstasy
In Inventions forest... 1,001 Things You Can Invent CD is not heard
In Sony's forest... 1,001 Invention Projects are drowned out by censors
In Sony's forest... A PC could turn on like a TV if a new CEO gets this job
In the Generals forest... Aliens are not heard in 10 Billion Galaxies
In Vail's forest... Rich men run the show and burn kids in gasoline
In Colorado's forest... they don't hear the screams of burning people
In the MD's forest... burn victims are worth 10's of thousands $$$$
At the Yale Medical School forest... Electric Windmill Cars is not autopsied
In Colorado's forest... Colorado Petroleum is heard at the Bank
In England's forest... DNA of Henry VIII lives on in Queen Elizabeth
In Moscow's forest... Moscow holds the world record for burnt out cop cars
In Denver's City Hall forest... DC payoffs are heard and sort after
In Americans forest... Cops and kids will scream in pain today
In Americans forest... someone will burn in gasoline today
In American forest... Everyday someone burns in gasoline
In CNN's forest... Those who write the news don't hear screams
In the forest... Screams from gasoline burning them to death
In the forest... Screams of Texas Oil Men wanting more oil money
In Americans forest.... The Electric Windmill Car is suppressed
In the forest... Screams of Texas Oil Men wanting more oil money
In CBS's forest... Oil Men's Money is more valuable than USA kids
Yet NBC's forest... does dramatic stories on car seats for kids
So in ABC's forest... only Oil Money is heard not your kids inventions
In the Oceans forest... Oil drilling is heard on the national news
In the Navy's forest... Admiral knows about the Electric Windmill Car
In the Air Forces forest... Pilots don't hear those Napalmed in America
In the Army's forest... no war games are heard conquering Oil $$$
In the Marines forest... Honor - Oil Money runs the World's Honor
In the forest fire... Rumsfeld's C5A is not heard dropping bombs
In Times forest... Discovery of what makes time tick is not heard
In Gravity forest... Greg getting gravity control is deafening to Generals
In the Futuristic Inventions forest... no perpetual motion machines tick
In the Generals forest... Aliens are not heard in 10 Billion Galaxies
In America’s forest... cops and kids will burn in gasoline
In Boulder, Colorado's forest... all city employees are overpaid via oil $
In DC's forest... Oil $$$ money in the Trillions of Dollars sounds loudest
In Realities forest... cops and kids are causalities of the oil war $
In Senators McCain's forest... POW's spit in Officers Jason burned face
In Senators Kennedy's forest... he has been driving drunk since 1980
In Senators Kennedy's forest... In his Electric Windmill Car killing women
In CNN's forest... Oil Terrorist are heard but not reported every hour
Bonus Post - My 55th Bday (Sept 2002) - Just read the fucking screenshot below.
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- 18 de Sep, 2014
Da fuck?
- Registrado
- 1 de Ago, 2017
Smart Guys tend to be my favorite kind of lolcows TBH, especially when they're aging and fucking nuts.
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- 15 de Ago, 2015
It's a shame he didn't come to our attention sooner. We might have ordered a bunch of windmill cars to help him cure cancer, but unfortunately every member of the Farms has already donated all available funds to Chris Chan. Tough luck, that.