The Game Oversimplification Thread - Take any game and intentionally make it sound boring

[Zaryiu]

Save a princess but the bad guy serve the real villain

 

[Burned Man]

Should expand the third one but I'll just use this: Your adventure also involves the sewers, a building, and the subway.

The dead girl was a student and wants revenge

You can kill shit in first person but you have to start with a shitty dagger.

3. King's Field

 

[Brahmin Baron]

Wake up from a long nap to see how much the world has changed.

Half-life 2, LoZ: Breath of the Wild, or Mass Effect 2.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

After a kinky one-night stand, you find yourself inducted into an ancient society of misfits.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

After a kinky one-night stand, you find yourself inducted into an ancient society of misfits.

VTMB.

Oh, I'm not frightening you am I duckling?

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

VTMB.

Yooooou got it.

Honestly I'm surprised someone got it that quickly.

 

[Brahmin Baron]

God gets pissed at humanity again, but decides to use nukes instead of a flood.

 

[Bob Page]

1. A race of 4-armed abbo aliens, humans and collective of small robots walk into a planet...
2. A disgraced marine and his skeleton crew play Indiana Jones throughout the galaxy
3. A cyborg vs a Darth Vader wannabe with a grudge
4. Try as you might, aliens will still assrape the planet
5. A refugee crisis causes a distant world to be split between two autistic factions
6. A hectic day at work makes you a cyborg
7. A race of cyborgs hunts down a particle in order to take on the galaxy
8. Some PMSing alien chick goes out for revenge
9. Awaken 20 years later to Orwell's nightmare

 

[Vault Boy]

Half-life 2, LoZ: Breath of the Wild, or Mass Effect 2.

It was Zelda, but the others fit too. I guess my post was more broad than I thought.

 

[That Chris Guy]

Time keeps looping and the protagonist keeps dying, but with some help they stop it. The bad guy got away, though.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Young spoiled royalty repeatedly fucks with the space-time continuum.

 

[epicguy14]

Guy in a shirt goes to Egypt.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Guy in a shirt goes to egypt.

Serious Sam?

 

[epicguy14]

Serious Sam?

Congratulations.

Some elf's friends get killed by robed fags.

 

[Clop]

Guy in a shirt goes to Egypt.

Serious Sam

EDIT: Damnit, should've refreshed

 

[Clop]

2. A disgraced marine and his skeleton crew play Indiana Jones throughout the galaxy

Unreal II: The Awakening

 

[Bob Page]

Unreal II: The Awakening

Bingo, I like that game.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

4. Try as you might, aliens will still assrape the planet

XCom seems to be too obvious, doesn't it?

 

[Bob Page]

XCom seems to be too obvious, doesn't it?

It's actually Halo Reach.

 

[epicguy14]

Some edgelord's wife goes to Heaven.