Money Financhu Crisis / Chris sells his stuff megathread

[Silver Octopus]

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(bit fftopic: question but) Does Chris ever donate to others? You'd think that after the years of begging and relying on other people's donations, he would eventually feel the need to return the favour...
And giving money to doopie doesn't count because he was receiving drawings in return, that was a transaction.

 

[Mason Verger]

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Psychic upgrades. Half ounce of kush and some cheap Quartz.

I can dig it.

 

[MY 405]

He want a $90 barn jacket?! (Carharrt specializes in ranch and farm wear). He must need to muck out some stalls in Ponyland.

 

[asperhes]

We should all troll Chris by quitting our jobs so that we don't have the money to give to him. That'll show him.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

(bit fftopic: question but) Does Chris ever donate to others?

Yeah - https://sonichu.com/cwcki/September_2017_tweets#Hurricane_Harvey_and_SLGBT

 

[Pvt. Real G]

Wait... The tugboat should be docked by now. He still bitching about money??

 

[Lord Thistlewick Flanders]

Wait... The tugboat should be docked by now. He still bitching about money??

His tugboat barely lasts nowadays, it's gotten to an extent where it's all already all gone by the middle of the month on toys and what not.
That's why you always see Chris starting to beg for handouts around that time.

 

[SweetTransvestite]

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Pyschic....*twitch*...upgrades?...*twitch*

 

[Mason Verger]

His tugboat barely lasts nowadays, it's gotten to an extent where it's all already all gone by the middle of the month on toys and what not.
That's why you always see Chris starting to beg for handouts around that time.

His mid month "please we need groceries" video should be extra charming after he basically said only stupid people work for a living.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

He want a $90 barn jacket?! (Carharrt specializes in ranch and farm wear). He must need to muck out some stalls in Ponyland.

(sarcasm font) The great artist (/sarc) Apache, back in the early 1990s, those halcyon days when Sonichu was still in Korea in Bob's -- no, wait... when Sonichu was not yet even a twinkle in Chris's brain sludge, recorded the magnificent piece of art called "Gangsta Bitch" which contains the following extremely poetic description of his and his fair lady's attire: "Carhartts and leather / Motherfuck the weather." Maybe Chris just wants to look like a rapper from that glorious era when Snoop Dogg still had "Doggy" in his name and had not yet met Martha Stewart.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

His tugboat barely lasts nowadays, it's gotten to an extent where it's all already all gone by the middle of the month on toys and what not.
That's why you always see Chris starting to beg for handouts around that time.

And people who oblige don't understand this. Chris is not starving from lack of money. He is starving from excess of spending.

 

[BrigYeette]

And people who oblige don't understand this. Chris is not starving from lack of money. He is starving from excess of spending.

Well, I've been more fascinated with these donors more than anything. Is it pity or some delusion that they are paying for more "trolling material"?

Chris and Barbe are awful with money, and there's something genetic going on. Hoarding is a legitimate mental disorder, and Chris picked it up from his mom. He will always be broke because they have a need for more shit constantly. It will never end, and the shit he buys will never produce kek-worthy content.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Mason Verger]

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I like that he's claiming to be broke from sending out the already paid for products to his customers, like he spent $1500 in postage.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Blankets. Very comfy for the winter months. So keep 'em for yourselves, Chris and Barb.

 

[AnOminous]

Blankets. Very comfy for the winter months. So keep 'em for yourselves, Chris and Barb.

Those blankets could be useful when they turn off the electricity.

 

[Mason Verger]

Those blankets could be useful when they turn off the electricity.

Instead we'll get a "Please need Money for Blankets; my Mother is Cold!" video.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

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"6 hours ago, I fulfilled like a Handful of the obligations for which I was Paid In Full months ago, you guys!!! That means I deserve moar Lego, FUCKING DUH!"

 

[asperhes]

What a deal! I've been looking for ways to make my house smell more like smoke and rat shit.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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Considering he hasn't even created anything new and is just catching up obligations he was able to swindle. I'd say, WTF?