Money Twitter 10/8 - Why Chris won't get a job

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I think Chris mentioned his reasoning for not getting a job a couple months back. But yeah, Chris sure is delusional if he thinks he has a great mind. Great if you want to discuss imaginary countries, OCs, alternate realities, how to marry said OCs, how to be completely gullible and niave to a point where you'll always gets scammed/trolled, and how to be a lazy sack of shit. Also, I like the part where he's promising everyone on Twitter that basically in CWCville, no one works and everyone's on welfare. Chris really doesn't think about what to write before he writes it does he??? He's almost as bad as Phil.

Plissken dijo:
Christ, he really has hit a new level of delusion these past two years. It's real sad too, because he could have lived a relatively normal life if he nipped his bullshit in the bud at the beginning of his saga.

At this point? Chris is not even close to being capable of holding a job, and never will be. HIS days are certainly numbered, that's for certain. With all of the debt he's piled on, his unstable mentality, and his unstable mother.. He is fucked in so many ways, and not in the way he wants.
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But just remember, to him his days are numbered in this reality, and it's completely silly for him to get a job. Can't wait til Barb dies. Hate to say it, but this kinda gives some backing when people say Chris can't manage money. I'm seriously hope that he's in a psychiatric house when Barb dies, because I don't see him living in 14BLC after that happens. If anything, hell end up turning tricks on the street for money, or someone will take him in and tell him that if he can't get a job to pay his share of the rent, then he'll be on the street again. Maybe that will finally wake him up.
 
kkillme8 dijo:
"... In Cwcville, Nobody Has To Work!"
How does anything get done then?
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Nobody "has" to work, but they do because they want their community to thrive. They have reached the zenith of history and finally achieved the communist utopia of which Marx dreamed. Many people thought that Sonichu was a comic book, but in reality, it was a work of political science.

Alternately, they live in a post-scarcity society where all goods are conjured out of thin air by powerful psychic entities, and all crime has been eliminated by an army of nightmarish hedgehog abominations, so the citizens while away their time in wasteful languor getting fat on q-sands.
 
*wipes tear from eye*
Stay woke young nigga. Stay woke.
PolexiaAphrodisia dijo:
In CWCville, nobody works! Not even Allison Amber, who was shown having a job? Everything just magically functions - potholes repair themselves, all shops are run with self-scanners that never need repair and stock miraculously adds to the shelves, buses are self-driving and so are trains and airplanes!
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Thats what they want you to think. In reality its a communist dictatorship where the retractors are put in work camps for being dang and dirty.
 
CHRIS 2017: I can't get a job because I've been trolled and manipulated for over a decade, my Google search results are nudes and childish comics, and I'm prone to anxiety because teenagers call my house screaming "JULAY" at 1 AM.
CHRIS 2018: I can't get a job because I'm literally God.
 
Damn.... this statement is gonna bite him back so hard, when some less autistic paypigs sees this.
 
His comment about no one in Cwcville having to work is weird. There are tons of Sonichu characters with jobs. You have Jamsta and his girlfriend at the radio station, Denys in the mayor's office, and a ton of nameless people presumably working at the shopping center and at the CWC-Cola factory.

Chris also said in a mailbag that Cwcville has ten homeless shelters, that are ten stories tall each, which means there must be a ton of homeless people.

(It occurs to me I know way more about Sonichu lore than is healthy. )

EDIT: Huh, for the longest time I thought his secretary was named Denys, when Chris was really trying to write "deny" as a verb.
 
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The Other Chandler dijo:
His comment about no one in Cwcville having to work is weird. There are tons of Sonichu characters with jobs. You have Jamsta and his girlfriend at the radio station, Denys in the mayor's office, and a ton of nameless people presumably working at the shopping center and at the CWC-Cola factory.

Chris also said in a mailbag that Cwcville has ten homeless shelters, that are ten stories tall each, which means there must be a ton of homeless people.

(It occurs to me I know way more about Sonichu lore than is healthy. )
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Even Chris had a job, he was mayor. With an office. This just means his grasp of reality has slipped further down into childish levels. He's regressing.
 
If Chris really believes he doesn't need to get a job because he has a "great mind" then something in his brain is causing him these delusions. I really think it's not the autism. I really wish Chris would go to a doctor and get his head looked at because this is not because of his autism but rather it might be something more serious.
But if there is another Idea Guy working behind the scenes then they should be stopped or the Idea Guys broke something more in Chris to send him spiraling into the depths of his fantasies as a security blanket from the real world.
 
cwcvillemayoress dijo:
If Chris really believes he doesn't need to get a job because he has a "great mind" then something in his brain is causing him these delusions. I really think it's not the autism. I really wish Chris would go to a doctor and get his head looked at because this is not because of his autism but rather it might be something more serious.
But if there is another Idea Guy working behind the scenes then they should be stopped or the Idea Guys broke something more in Chris to send him spiraling into the depths of his fantasies as a security blanket from the real world.
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I would agree. I wouldn't be surprised if he actually experiences auditory and visual hallucinations, but that's up to a doctor to determine. And that will never happen because Chris despises therapists/psychiatrists.

Chris is just simply too used to being pampered and being free of most responsibilities to be willing to change now. He likes getting free money and he's being enabled by people to continue doing so. All it does is reinforce his sense of entitlement which in the echo chamber he is in now, gets worse and worse.
 
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