can't fit in the front seat 09/30/2018

[Guest69]

So the title is literally just trolling right? "Haha take that haydurs I actually can ride in the front seat!!" (Supposedly). Amber hates her audience and her audience hates her, wow what a healthy relationship

She must be furious reading here, every post is about how fat, stupid, ugly, awful, boring, sick and what a bad liar she is. And every time she tries to "get back" at us, we just laugh at her, point out details she was to stupid to remove and tear appart the lies. She seems to be doing a lot more passive agressive replying than usual right now, she is seriously mad and there is nothing she can do.

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Thats one of the most obnoxious things she does, Becky is in a good mood and dares her to chug the can in 15 seconds, which she probably does every night with a 2l bottle anyway. She just gives this bored, condescending "yes" and then continues to ignore Becky, and after counting down she just does this stupid "dance", and then starts to sing, because she is a true lady and would never swallow a can of Pepsi. There was at least one other video where she did something like that, she really think she is the queen in the house, the cunt.

 

[Hui]

We all kinda figured she didn't fit...

 

[Sparkletor]

I'm glad she is going to a totally real therapist and is working on bettering herself. I'm sure she discussed how people are making up hurtful rumors about her and her love of orange chicken and being too fat for the front seat. The therapist obviously told her to make click bait videos to antagonize them.

Also Shane Dawson is not the king of YouTube. Darksydephil is the king of YouTube.

 

[kiwi739]

Except she’s not going because she actually wants to make progress she’s going cause she knows she’s “suppose to”. She claims it’s her childhood so nonchalantly because she knows it’s “suppose to” make a difference. She makes the chilli with ground turkey and chokes down banana cause she thinks these are “healthy” foods that she’s “suppose to” eat.

It’s all an act, even if she doesn’t really realize it.

 

[Prince Lotor]

This goes on the list of weird shit I've looked up do to lolcow :autism: apparently on Hyundai bucket seats the buckle part of the seat belt is rigidly held in place as it is connected to a metal piece bolted to the chair. Here is a 10 second clip that shows it. I was just thinking how funny it is that she is subjecting herself to having that jammed into her rear to stick it to the hayders. Did she say she has to put a pillow over it at one point? I can't imagine the horrors of being the pillow she sits on in the car

 

[Twinkie]

Amber hasn't been able to wear a seatbelt since... ever? I don't think she could wear one even when she started her channel. I remember her posting a picture "wearing" it but you could tell she was just holding it across her chest piece and it wasn't actually buckled. That was one of her earliest laaahs

 

[The Flawless Gazelles]

hamber luring the hifi spergs out, is the worst thing she did so far.

 

[meepmapmop]

Sassy Becky is annoying. Dare I say more annoying than her moo cow girlfriend/sugar mama/patient.

I used to feel kinda bad for Becky, but she's been such a exceptional cunt lately that I feel like her and AL truly deserve each other.

 

[TheBingeMonster]

Uses toilet
Hey guys, just finished taking a shit and got something to eat.

Well at 550lbs after talking a ginormous shit (composed of nothing but the remains of orange chicken, precooked bacon and chili) and then having to exert yourself well you try and hoist your ginormous form off the toilet wouldn't you be hungry too?

 

[FotzenHunt42]

I give up on even remotely trying to keep up with her timeline.

Other than that: can you imagine being so huge you look like you're on your back even when supposedly sitting ? And of course she didn't bother to walk inside the store with Becky, I mean... she's obviously tired af at this point.

 

[JE 765]

Now put the seatbelt on.. oh right you need an EXTENDER. I wouldn't be acting cunty when you have to try on seatbelts, hunty.

Her extender needs an extender.

 

[Autmn]

If she got into a car accident, in every possible outcome her sheer amount of fat would protect her from grievous bodily harm. Who needs a seatbelt?

 

[Prince Lotor]

I give up on even remotely trying to keep up with her timeline.

Other than that: can you imagine being so huge you look like you're on you're back even when supposedly sitting ? And of course she didn't bother to walk inside the store with Becky, I mean... she's obviously tired af at this point.

I legit had to check the video again because I couldn't remember from 5 minutes ago if she was sitting on the bed at the end or laying down on the bed, when I was making a post about her sitting for every moment of the video.

 

[DNA_JACKED]

Its all the same sugary shit, oatmeal masterrace reporting in.

Very boring video, and nobody believes you can actually fit in the front seat anyway Amber :-)

In an accident, would she even fly off? I mean thats a lot of mass.

I would love to see Amber fly out of the windscreen, I honestly cant imagine how that would look. She would dent a fucking truck.

If she isnt wearing a seatbelt, yes. You'd think a fatter person wouldnt, but consider that, instead of 180 el-bees of mass going from, say, 25 to 0 MPH in a second, its well north of 400 el-bees.

Contrary to popular belief, the heavier mass is harder to stop, because it has a lot more kinetic energy then a lighter mass stopping. This is why a 2700LB car fairs better in a crash then a 5500 LB SUV.

In a 25 MPH crash, while a normal person without a seatbelt might smack into the airbag and hit the ceiling, Amber is so heavy she would crush the airbag flying forward. It is more likely she would fly out of the car then a healthy weight person would. Heavy, loose loads in vans are a huge danger because of this, a light load will bump you, but a heavy load will crush you, go flying out the front, and hurt/kill whomever you ran into as well. That heavy mass takes exponentially more energy to stop, and cars are simply not designed to stop a 400LB human from flying out of the car without a seatbelt.

If she got into a car accident, in every possible outcome her sheer amount of fat would protect her from grievous bodily harm. Who needs a seatbelt?

while funny, it is also wrong. Some fat is good to cushion your organs, but when morbidly obese, the fat crushes those organs instead.

If she came to a dead stop, instead of 10 lb of fat pushing on her organs, she would have 100+ lb of fat pushing, and that is going to cause a lot more damage. Same reason a dodge-ball hitting you at 35 MPH is gonna smart for a week, and leave a nasty bruise, but a car hitting you at 35 MPH can kill you or cause massive organ damage. She would be at a significantly higher risk of organ damage in a crash then a normal weight person, all other variables being equal. To make it worse, in someone her size, just finding the damage is much harder if not outright impossible, not to mention how much harder the damage will be to fix given her slow healing and the valley of fat that would have to be cut through for surgery.

 

[Twinkie]

So what you're saying is if they ever get T-boned on the passenger side, Amber will hit Becky with the force of a plane crash, killing her? Amber is literally going to kill Becky?

 

[DNA_JACKED]

So what you're saying is if they ever get T-boned on the passenger side, Amber will hit Becky with the force of a plane crash, killing her? Amber is literally going to kill Becky?

If amber was not using a seat belt, she very well could crush becky, as long as the trajectory is correct. Much lighter, smaller objects have killed drivers by smacking them in the head during a crash.

She'd also not just be hitting becky, but crushing her against the steering wheel/door, most likely crushing her rib-cage, and that isnt counting the energy from becky herself smacking her moon belly into whatever was in front of her.

Imagine a large, heavy mattress hitting you at driving speed and smashing you into a chest high countertop.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

So what you're saying is if they ever get T-boned on the passenger side, Amber will hit Becky with the force of a plane crash, killing her? Amber is literally going to kill Becky?

There IS a god!

 

[sperginity]

This is good shit for a "what if?" thread, never thought about ALs crappy tiny car in various car crash scenarios, all of them are crazy because of her size relative to the car and Becky.

 

[DNA_JACKED]

This is good shit for a "what if?" thread, never thought about ALs crappy tiny car in various car crash scenarios, all of them are crazy because of her size relative to the car and Becky.

Fat is slippery, like oil.

I wonder, if she hit a highway barrier at 70 MPH, how many football fields would she cover before she finally stopped sliding?

 

[Twinkie]

I think she might be too fat to fit though the windshield, though.