Interests 9/20/2018 Twitter- Chris Learns To Fly - No word yet if Barb was on acid when she conceived.

At least his home isn't above 2 stories and it's unlikely Chris-Chan fits through a window. If his disconnect from reality is as bad as it seems though, he could legitimately end up dead. Two stories is even enough to kill some one isn't it?
 
Lightweight? So it's a pony who can't hold it's liquor?

It's pretty amazing that everyone of these alternate universe versions of Chris can do all these amazing things, are extremely powerful, and are all very successful and popular, yet this universe's Chris is a pathetic, useless wreck who lives with his mother, is on tard welfare and has to beg to get by, and is essentially a 9 year old trapped in a 260lb 36 year old man's body. It's almost like Toon Town is just a power fantasy Chris uses as a way to cope with having lonely, pathetic life.
 
It's like a word salad made with pieces of the Daedalus and Icarus myth, cartoons, and vidya run through a blender of feverish delirium.
 
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Chris is fine. He will be able to live on his own fine when Barb is gone and Branchland is foreclosed. His wide circle of internet friends will look out for him and he will survive on his own just fine on autographed Fanta cans and old blankets.
 
The Dude dijo:
Lightweight? So it's a pony who can't hold it's liquor?

It's pretty amazing that everyone of these alternate universe versions of Chris can do all these amazing things, are extremely powerful, and are all very successful and popular, yet this universe's Chris is a pathetic, useless wreck who lives with his mother, is on tard welfare and has to beg to get by, and is essentially a 9 year old trapped in a 260lb 36 year old man's body. It's almost like Toon Town is just a power fantasy Chris uses as a way to cope with having lonely, pathetic life.
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What else can he conceivably do? Buying him a Dale Carnegie or Jordan Peterson book isn’t going to help Chris be a better person.
 
I'm being reminded of that one ending from Twisted Metal 2 where those two stoners wished they could fly, and once Calypso granted their wish, they immediately jump off the building they were on and fall to their deaths while Calypso just stands there holding plane tickets.
 
:powerlevel: here, but my schizophrenic uncle jumped off a roof in his late teens because god told him he could fly. I visited him once when I was a kid. He chain-smoked and every other word was about the bible. He's lived off social security his whole life and never worked. GodBear, Jesus, Sonichu, ponies.. They all live in C-137 and GodBear could have told him to attempt flight decades ago. He's not fine but OPL won't be smeared on the pavement any time soon
 
Marvin once told me Chris has a decent grip on reality vs his imagination when I asked if he was gullible enough to jump out his window in an attempt to fly.

I am now counting the days until it happens for real and he attempts something life-threateningly stupid.
 
This pony is either wearing Wolverine’s costume or plays for the San Diego/LA Chargers, I can’t tell which.
 
LazloChalos dijo:
Marvin once told me Chris has a decent grip on reality vs his imagination when I asked if he was gullible enough to jump out his window in an attempt to fly.

I am now counting the days until it happens for real and he attempts something life-threateningly stupid.
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No, I think Marvin knows what he's talking about. Chris believes that his pony self has learned how to fly, but I am sure that he knows that he himself physically cannot. Of course he might think that he can fly using astral projection in this world, but thats another matter. Either way I don't think he'll be keen to try and test the theory by jumping out of a window anytime soon. He may be absolutely insane, but he's not THAT stupid.
 
I hope he'll only try to fly from his bed... actually, that might not be a good idea either, given the amount of junk in his room
 
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