🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

Oh my god the last page in his evidence section being a screenshot of Null's dog avatar is the best thing

edit Exhibit A1 I'm dead

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So many new Russisms!

p. 5
"Singer Pat Boone was scorned by the FTC"

p. 10
"His invigoration was sparked by being denied on a reality show and hitting walls with agents in the industry."

p. 11
"Agents show interest in Greer and then they go silent, like they discover this horrible person, when Greer isn't a bad person."

p. 11
"Greer's efforts began to catch the attention of bullies and cretans . . . ."

pp. 12-13
"With Swifts' representations, she portrayed that the likelihood of success of a problem being resolved would be realistic if she saw said problem."

p. 14
"Lastly, rulings are found to be invalid when it is found that judges have a bias. Several witnesses saw, and are willing to attest to if this current case goes to trial, that Judge Havas of the small claims court of Salt Lake City was hostile and intolerant to Greer."

p. 15
"They put in false information about Greer, such as he was suing her to go on a date. Nowhere in the lawsuit was there a mention of a date, However, (sic) in the first video Greer sent, he made a misstatement and said that he worked on the song with the hopes he could have similar success as other people, such as going on a date."

p. 16
"Greer has been robbed of his ability to have the truth told, which is one reason why this current lawsuit was filed.

p. 16
"No high quality jobs want to hire Greer because of the false reputation he has been given."

p. 17
"Also, Greer's depression and anxiety from this incident cause Greer's head to tighten, to which he has to take medicine for. Because Greer continues to lose employment over this, he can;t go to a doctor and get his head examined to make sure he doesn't have anything else going on."

p. 18
"Whenever Greer eats in public places, he sits facing windows and exits for fear that he will be attacked from behind."

p. 18
"His birth family is the key to knowing about his future, such as if he will live long in age, if his family has any history of diseases, etc."

p. 18
"He has damages stemming from knowing that Swift continues to interact with random fans while she shafted him after relying on her representations."

p. 21
"In addition, without a judgment for monetary relief, Plaintiff would be unable to confidentially move on with his life, based on how ruined and fractured it currently is."
 
91 pages of pure autistic screeching! How glorious! Methinks he hasn't been getting much sleep lately, considering all the grammatical errors, similar sounding word substitutions, and weird phrasing/syntax I've found in the document so far (and I'm just 12 pages in!).

So far this is my favorite bit, from page 7:

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"Alex Jones' lawyer claimed he was playing a character, so that proves Tay-Tay is too on the basis of because I said so and I think it makes my argument look better!" Pretty sure this is an entirely new and nutty argument from Russhole.
 
The first few pages of Russell's autistic screech can be summed up as "Because Taylor Swift did not explicitly reject my stalking, I have a chance, and because I was turned away and ignored despite her coming on to me, I'm entitled to an apology and some suck him his penis from her, and a hefty amount of cash for hurting my feelings."

There is not a :story:to cover how insane it is that he wrote that shit with a straight face.
 
This is magical. I hope it never ends.
There is not a :story:to cover how insane it is that he wrote that shit with a straight face.
See, you're viewing it through the lens of a normal person. Russ is many things, but normal is not one of them. It makes sense to him, and since he cannot fathom that other people have their own thoughts, in his mind, it should make sense to everyone.
 
From Page 11:
"Greer is possibly blacklisted from Hollywood because of this entire incident."

Like he thinks he is of such importance and so well-known that all of Hollywood knows about him!

Man, this document is just amazing.

And again at p. 11:

"Since his efforts caught the attention of trolls, they use any sort of misstatement Greer makes against him or they fabricate events that never happened or they exaggerate who Greer is."

Russell for troll, this is exactly what he does! He fabricated all kinds of shit in his book and exaggerates to women that he is a knight in shining armor!

I know the guy has no life, but he composed 91 pages of this. And think of all the edits he makes to a FB post. How many hours did he sit there getting this done? I'd love to be a fly on the wall watching him draft this doc. He is probably muttering under his breath and acting all weird while doing it.
 
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Not to belabor all the insane and obviously illogical legal assertions in this and other similarly autistic filings by Russ — he notes that Swift’s no unsolicited material policy (which as we all know is universal to represented artists) doesn’t apply to his gift.

The qualifying characteristic of a gift, above all else, is that it is unsolicited. If it were anything but unsolicited, it would not be a gift.

The fact that Russ doesn’t see this obviates his intention (which again we all already know) — it wasn’t a gift.

Of course there are other obvious characteristics of gifts... that nobody is obliged to accept one, that they are remitted without expectation of anything in return, etc

Sometimes with all the other autistic noise from Russ that we have to parse, we lose perhaps the most autistic thing of all — the thing that started this and the core of his crowning lawsuit: Taylor Swift didn’t accept a gift.
 
Just got to the end of Russhole's filing. The last page is a scanned image of the FedEx envelope Russhole sent his autistic screed in. Looks like he may have doxxed his current location again.

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This is definitely not the house we know he was renting out a room from before: https://www.trulia.com/p/ut/murray/689-e-vine-st-murray-ut-84107--2112279667

Did he get kicked out and have to rent a room elsewhere? Is he staying with an actual friend or just using their address for mail purposes? Maybe the inspiration for the infamous 'Ken' in his book?
 
I know the guy has no life, but he composed 91 pages of this.

He composed all this for what he called a motion for default judgment. None of it is remotely relevant. He apparently doesn't even know what default judgment is, or what it means, or he'd know that arguing his actual case in such a motion is an absolute waste of everyone's time.

So you know, the info for such a motion is a) plaintiff served defendant with complaint on such and such a date; b) date to respond under the rule is X; c) defendant has failed to respond by such date; d) therefore defendant is in default.

So Russ failed to do any of that including serving the defendant, then spewed 91 pages of angst.

Defendant just said "lol you dumbfuck, you never served defendant."
 
From pgs. 15 & 16:

One website, Kiwi Farms, is a troll site mocking those they deem to be weird. They refer to people as "Lolcows". Exhibit 0. Said site has over 100 pages on Russell Greer. The troll sites made the incident worse than it was. The owner of Kiwi Farms, Joshua Moon, who goes by the name "NULL" on the website, has refused to comply with requests to remove Greer from the website. The site has gone from mere defamatory statements to putting Greer's copyrighted material on that site, publishing Greer's addresses, phone numbers, his family's contact info, his
friends' info. Under the Communications Decency Act, site owners are not liable for third party conduct, a fact NULL proudly touts. Even if Greer could sue NULL, the site owner doesn't have the monetary value to compensate for the harms Greer has suffered. This site engages in a practice of malicious harassment.

Several people have tried coming to Greer's defense on that site, only for them to be blocked and to have a message sent to them saying, "You're stuck here forever." This site has had users create fake profiles of Greer and they send him friend requests. Some profiles created have been: "Shit lips Greer", "Rat Face Russell Greer", another profile had put Greer's face on the guy grabbing Taylor Swift's butt. Exhibit P. Some of these users have impersonated famous people and stole personal, intimate photos of Greer, after coaxing Greer into believing he was talking to said celebrity. Another person left a voice message on Greer's phone and pretended to be Swift's record label. One person pretended to be pop star Katy Perry and stole intimate items of Greer's. They later posted said items on troll platforms. Exhibit Y. Others have hacked Greer's accounts. Other users created fake profiles of Greer and began impersonating him online. They created fake emails that purported to belong to him and began harassing places and people with those fake email accounts. It's a never ending stream of harassment. Greer has contacted the police and the district attorney of Salt Lake and they never do anything.

No Russell, thread is over 1000 pages, not 100! HAHAH
 
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