MEAL PLAN WITH ME!!!!! 09/14/18 - Diet plan no. 568,963,574

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Bedbound Saga confirmed again in this video. Yes, she may be able to still get outside a little, but another week in bed is my first takeaway.
 
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Amber’s dingy bra has been spotted. How she manages to still wear it with all her weight gain is surprising. That bra has got to feel uncomfortable. Of course, our gorl has bigger priorities like journals, games, and earrings.
 
Watched her for around 4 seconds, long enough to gauge how fat she's gotten since I last could stand to sit through her videos.

She's certainly still gaining. It's genuinely terrifying that she refuses to take any serious steps towards losing weight and extending her life while remaining so smug and full of herself.

I often wonder what she feeds more; herself or her ego?
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The comment section is already golden :story: And she literally just posted. Holy fuck. She has no supporters left.
 
I really hate how distracted she gets when she realises her dress has pockets. she said 'i was honest with eric' like 5 times...

also writing out her shopping list on her phone on camera was 'actually really fun'? amber please.
 
I can't. I've reached peak patience. It's a constant rinse and repeat cycle here. Things I gleaned from the approx 5 minutes my brain allowed me to watch:

That weird thing on her boob and that "cat scratch" still haven't fully healed. It's been like 3 months, gorl.

She told Eric on his birthday that she dreaded going out with them because "muh depresshun". In reality, I'm sure she dreaded it because it was a trip to Lexington that didn't involve Cheesecake Factory.

She started rambling about a new eating plan and reached for her phone to make a grocery list. GORL, you have a bazillion journals that you NEVER use. These would be more useful for this task because you could date them and then flip back and forth and see how the food you purchased was used and how it assisted your weight loss efforts.

It was at this point I didn't have enough vodka to watch anymore. She's horrible, she continues to be horrible, her titties are out WAY too much for someone with no real titties. Guize, I'm exhausted with her at this point. Even Chantal is more amusing and that's fucking saying something.
 
I'm on the fence about bedbound for realz - I think she's very constricted and bone fucking idle, but was still at least moving to the fridge under her own power.

However, I keep forgetting they don't have a bed. The logistics behind her getting up are mind-bending - she can't roll onto her knees (if her gut gets in the way of getting washing out the machine, it would hang lower than her knees on all fours. She'd just rock back and forth like a fucked weeble) and, even with several rocks to gain momentum - again, limited by her arse and gut - and all Becky's butch, its still a gargantuan task.

If in her terribly dramatic falls she's being all coy about she got even the smallest injury on either of those lymphoedema trunks she has instead of legs, then the immense strain of getting up from the floor may indeed be too much. Lard mountains can usually stretch out about fifty more pounds and a few years before they're reduced to a screaming blob doing the splits in bed, but they have actual beds - usually reinforced and higher off the floor.

Unless Becky has built a crane out of lego, maybe she really is stuck. Whats do yez all reckon?

Ps. @Whatthefuck I feel your pain. Not even my uber turns-the-world-pink-n-fluffy meds can make her bearable. 's gonna need more than vodka, gorl ;-)
 
What the fuck is she even talking about? 4 minutes in and I'm completely lost to be honest. Her train of thought is even more derailed than she is (if that's even possible). No coherent sentence so far.
 
She's gonna do broccoli, because she has been loving broccoli - fresh broccoli, she hasn't been doing frozen, just fresh broccoli.

So next to it, she's gonna put freeeeeesh, because your girl loves it.

Edit: Weigh-in in "a couple days", but I'm completely lost with the timeline and don't know if that's already passed or not.
 
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