💥 Trainwreck Onision / James Gregory Jackson / Gregory James Daniel/Jackson/Avaroe - Edgy king of the tweens, Vegan with deformed dick, Pedo, Destroying the Environment. Serial Domestic Abuser, Served the wrong Chris Hansen.

[Roast Chicken]

As we suspected, Grug did indeed not only completely destroy a wetland, he didn't even bother dumping the evidence someplace else - he shoved the trees and brush he chopped down right into the water with that Bobcat.
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That poor pup looks scared. Of course Onion would just stand there and film it struggling.

 

[Particle Bored]

 

[speshul_sn0wflake]

@Jet Fuel Johnny Well it appears he keeps fucking himself further.

Remember when we said that he doesn't want to piss of his neighbors because they will make Onions life a living hell? Guess what? To absolutely nobody's surprised, he continued to piss off his neighbors and now shits getting even worse for him.

As of Friday, there were only two cases on good old Onion. They were being looked into by the state and dealing with it as they see fit.

However today I checked, and there was a case added and closed yesterday. It states it was "Closed with Resolution" but it really wasn't, because upon reading the notes put in by the state, it was just rolled into his other case. The only resolution on file stated that it was moved into case 63803 and added to the other complaint on file.

This is the case Im referring to that was created and closed yesterday (look at the notes, they're so fucked)

Under attachments where you can view files, notes, complaints, resolutions, surveys etc, this was the info on the new case tells you it was just moved, not really "closed" and certainly no resolution yet as they keep calling in experts to check out the property.

So now on top of what he already had, other neighbors are calling up the state and complaining. For those keeping score, we've now got fill & grade violations and wetland/stream/flood damage & issues, and soon issues with the EPA for burning hazardous material since he's been caught burning things on his property including (but not limited too) cardboard!

He just continues to not take this seriously and has pissed off enough neighbors since moving in that they all are just waiting for him to make a move so they can report it. They purchased the house in March, so in six months he managed to alienate himself to the point where his neighbors want him the fuck gone.

I can't say I blame them.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

Oh fuck, Biology got involved.

Forget the State shoving an ICBM up his flaccid vegan asshole, they're about to drive dumptrucks full of hate in there.

And Engineering is involved. Jesus Christ.

He pushed the debris into the fucking water.

Cleared 4,000 square feet. Burned cardboard and other materials, and depending on how WA is right now with wild fire season, there might have been a burn ban in place at the time, in which case, holy shit...

Between this and the IRS he'll be lucky to be living in a cardboard box after the State pulls his teeth to sell to tranny hobos.

And if they choose to make an example out of him, or the neighbors push hard enough, or he mouths off to the workers, he's going to get fucked like a nickle tranny whore during Fleet Week.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

So now the question is - would Onion serve prison time willingly, make some kind of pathetic an hero attempt, incur more charges for contempt of court, or flee to Canada?

 

[speshul_sn0wflake]

Oh fuck, Biology got involved.

Forget the State shoving an ICBM up his flaccid vegan asshole, they're about to drive dumptrucks full of hate in there.

And Engineering is involved. Jesus Christ.

He pushed the debris into the fucking water.

Cleared 4,000 square feet. Burned cardboard and other materials, and depending on how WA is right now with wild fire season, there might have been a burn ban in place at the time, in which case, holy shit...

Between this and the IRS he'll be lucky to be living in a cardboard box after the State pulls his teeth to sell to tranny hobos.

And if they choose to make an example out of him, or the neighbors push hard enough, or he mouths off to the workers, he's going to get fucked like a nickle tranny whore during Fleet Week.

Thank you for commenting, I was looking forward to seeing what you'd say. But wait - thats only case 63803! You haven't even seen 63802 yet to see the other complaint involved.

I remember you talking about water tables and buffers, care to lend your expertise on this complaint? They have a Biologist, Code Enforcement and Development Engineers involved in all three, and the cases aren't even a month old. I'm assuming that WDFW is the Wildlife Department of Fish & Wildlife, correct? Does them getting involved as well change things? Care to speculate on the outcome of all this?

@Jet Fuel Johnny I hope I'm not bothering you, I'm just not very familiar with this and Im quite enjoying your wealth of knowledge on the subject.

One more thing, code enforcement for where he lives states that for every one tree removed, two must be planted in it's place. Considering what you said about tree's and tree roots, this is going to make it twice as expensive I'd assume, and they're going to have to plant somewhat mature trees as opposed to what you'd get at a standard, run of the mill nursery?

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

So what are the chances that Onion will try to escape in the dead of night and move out of state in an attempt to ignore the problem?

 

[speshul_sn0wflake]

So what are the chances that Onion will try to escape in the dead of night and move out of state in an attempt to ignore the problem?

I still don't think he understands the gravity of the situation he has gotten himself and Plainey into. Adding to that, I don't think Lainey understands how badly this can ruin the both of them for the rest of their lives. They probably think they can make it go away by complaining or paying a small fine.

If he continues to give the state and other agencies a hard time, it's just going to make things so much worse. Like anything else, they'll be more inclined to work with someone who has been kind and helpful throughout the process. Greg has already evaded answers from the Biologist and told them they couldn't go on the property when they asked. Im assuming Greg & Lainey have never heard of Easement's; He whined about trespassing when in fact Im sure they're allowed to go on private property under some type of Utility Easement (or similiar).

IMO, they're fucked either way. If they end up with a fine Im sure they'll try unsuccessfully to get the money through online fundraising. It's easy to hit a goal of a couple hundred, but when he's looking at hundreds of thousands in damages owed to the state, well you can't exactly fund raise that. They're both bad with money. That house was listed at 490K and they took out a loan upwards of 400k for that house back in March, if they didn't have 20% to put down they shouldn't have purchased it. Combined they have acquired close to a million dollars in debt. Don't forget, they owe the IRS too.

They may try to run if they face jail time but lets be honest, where the fuck are they going to go? Even if they find a place with what little money they have, they put their faces on the internet for a living. That career isn't exactly a great one to have when you're trying to fly under the radar. Not only that, but they're about to have three kids. It's hard enough to disappear from authorities when you're by yourself, but a family of 5? Thats laughable.

Instead of buying the latest electronics to produce shit quality videos, he should put that money aside for legal counsel. He's fucked, but a lawyer could really assist them in all this so they don't make further errors. This is something that is going to seriously impact their family's future, they need to grow up and start treating this like the huge problem it is.

ETA: Come to think of it, he's holding the note on the McMansion still. There's no fucking way they can get a home equity loan on their current property to assist in any fines, and I doubt they can qualify for one on the McMansion. The sale price for that house was 650k, they took out a mortgage of 435k, add that to the 430k owed for the swamp property plus the IRS debt and they're already over a million. Sure they have assets they can liquify but after paying back the mortgages and the IRS taking their cut, they'll be lucky to break even. Bankruptcy won't discharge whatever fines they owe from this mess, and I don't think it will do anything with the IRS debt either. Mega fucked would be an upgrade to their current situation at this point.

 

[Rabid Weasels]

I dont think they put people in jail for code violations do they?

 

[A Seagull]

I dont think they put people in jail for code violations do they?

Generally if you can't pay the fine, you serve time in prison. Most people don't fuck up THIS BADLY so they usually just pay the fines.
I don't think Gurgles is going to be able to pay the fines AND pay the IRS. Either way, it's looking like he's going to be going to prison. For which reason is still up in the air.
It's either going to be tax evasion or for the environmental stuff.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

Thank you for commenting, I was looking forward to seeing what you'd say. But wait - thats only case 63803! You haven't even seen 63802 yet to see the other complaint involved.

So he pissed off someone working in Fish & Wildlife. Yeah, that's not good.

Category 2, holy shit.

Category II wetlands are difficult, though not impossible, to replace, and provide high levels of some functions. These wetlands occur more commonly than Category I wetlands, but still need a relatively high level of protection.

It's that last part that's going to fuck him. He not only violated the buffer zone but then pushed the debris into the water itself. This is where you get nasty.

I remember you talking about water tables and buffers, care to lend your expertise on this complaint?

From what I recall, the buffer zone is mainly there to give a minimum safe distance that anything can be done near the wetlands. I'm not an expert, I just got it explained in very small words that I paid really close attention to. Around the standing water site they usually place a buffer zone that you aren't allowed to do any modification to protect the wetland from exactly the stupid shit that Gurgling Gurgy did. Which was bulldoze all the fucking brush for 4000 square feet and shove it into the water like a fucking Captain Planet Supervillain.

Now, IIRC, there are a BUNCH of fuckups on Onion Boy's part. We'll skip over residential property modification without permits, licenses, environmental impact examinations, EPA and Wildlife clearances and skip straight to what's going to be his fisting by the Hulk.

First, he cleared land in the buffer zone without a permit. That's a fucking crime. Plain and simple.

One thing he's probably going to get hit with is operating a vehicle within the buffer zone, and probably within the wetland itself. This means they'll be doing contamination tests on the water, the soil, everything. Cats are well known for leaking and if they find a SINGLE fucking rainbow on a puddle, the ass fucking will commence. Not to mention if they get real nasty and do a soil compaction test where the Cat got driven on the soil.

He made a bonfire, which means he's dumb enough he probably poured lighter fluid or gasoline all over it. Even if he just burned cardboard, that accellerant might have contaminated the ground. With the sensitivity that they have their instruments turned up to if they're feeling particularly pissy, he could end up getting fined for polluting a Class 2 protected site. That's even if you ignore that he might have violated a King County burn ban at a time where half of Washington State was burning down.

Now, with it being a standing water Class 2 zone, that means the water table is high. Onion Tard was bitching about well depth, but that shows how fucking stupid he is. You drill 10-30 feet BELOW the minimum water table for your well to make sure that you have enough resivior to pump 1.5-7.5 gallons per minute without depleting your well. (I've had to have wells redrilled before) The State of Washington is going to go by minimum water table depth and maximum depth for contaminate checking. Gurg's in a world of fucking hurt.

They have a Biologist, Code Enforcement and Development Engineers involved in all three, and the cases aren't even a month old. I'm assuming that WDFW is the Wildlife Department of Fish & Wildlife, correct? Does them getting involved as well change things? Care to speculate on the outcome of all this?

If they got biology out there, that means that Gurgy the Onion Boy might have an endangered species in that water at worst case (for him) or they just want a biological impact report. Remember, he used a cat, which are known for leaking fluids, to push debris into the water and had bonfires he probably used gasoline or lighter fluid on.

The wetlands are full of all kinds of stuff over the summer. Bugs, maybe fish, birds, all that good shit. But, it's late summer edging into fall, which means eggs. When he pushed all that into the water, he disturbed the mud, the weeds, and everything else, possibly killing wildlife (protected wildlife if he was unlucky) and damaging the habitats of the wildlife and the ecosystem of the wetland itself.

Code Enforcement will cite him on all the general stuff. Fish & Wildlife will go out to check the habitats. Biology will investigate the impact of his actions on the habitat and ecosystem.

If I had to guess? He's going to wish he'd run himself over with that tractor.

@Jet Fuel Johnny I hope I'm not bothering you, I'm just not very familiar with this and Im quite enjoying your wealth of knowledge on the subject.

My knowledge is 20 years old and for a different county, so take it with a large grain of salt.

One more thing, code enforcement for where he lives states that for every one tree removed, two must be planted in it's place. Considering what you said about tree's and tree roots, this is going to make it twice as expensive I'd assume, and they're going to have to plant somewhat mature trees as opposed to what you'd get at a standard, run of the mill nursery?

I've heard of people having to bring in 20-40 foot tall trees on a semi-trailer and have them put in (although it seems to me like it would damage the land) and each tree costing tens of thousands of dollar to plant.

Even then, he can't just run down to home depot and get new ones. They'll have minimum height and diameter, ONLY from a pre-approved area (to prevent parasite beetles and the like, which are occassionally on Home Depot trees), shipped only in a preapproved way, and placed by State chosen contractors at State wages. Those are going to run thousands of dollar EACH for Gurg.

If I had to guess at what's going to happen?

Washington State is about to fuck him harder than the IRS ever could. He's going to lose all his assets, be in massive debt, and do jail time. All of his videos will be looked at by the State and they'll determine if he was just ignorantly negligent or malicious in his negligence.

They'll fine him, if he doesn't pay it, they'll put a lien on his house, his business, everything. The county will fuck him, the state will fuck him, and from the looks of it, they're setting up a case for the EPA and BLM to come in. If they get involved, he's fucking toast.

By this time next year, he'll be lucky if he lives in a cardboard box turning tricks for Taco Bell money.

EDIT: I forgot, if BLM gets involved, they can flat out TAKE your fucking property, especially when it's mismanagement of a sensitive ecosystem and protected area. State and Fed don't fuck around. If they think that he'll be a repeat offender or is the type to maliciously damage the site as a "FUCK YOU, DAD!" they might get a judge to force him to vacate the property as well as forbid him from being within a certain distance of the property.

Remember, a Class 2 Wetlands is codified as: "need a relatively high level of protection."

Washington State, BLM, and the EPA proved in the 1990's that they're willing to shut down entire towns and put tens of thousands of people out of work.

They're gonna take turns fucking Gurgy until he could store Zinna Jones's dildo collection in his ass.

 

[speshul_sn0wflake]

@Jet Fuel Johnny Thank you so much for your input. I learned a lot today, certainly "what not to do" at the very least. He knows he is in trouble, but not to this caliber. He's still going about his life and spending like this is something he'll be able to fix through a Go Fund Me or something. When he owed the IRS, he literally said on Reddit that he could get the money from his Patreons. At that time he didn't realize he'd owe 300k, and he helped give them evidence of his fraud in the video that he made "to prove them (IRS) wrong". Not even kidding. He probably doesn't even count his Patreon income as taxable income either.

As far as the buffer zone, you're correct. Looking at this map of the area (shown by parcel number) it doesn't appear that the land he bulldozed over was even his. Some of it was I'm sure, but if the buffer zone is state property than he most certainly fucked with that too.

The parcel with the blue and orange/red dots on it is Greg's. This is from the Pierce County website that shows you tax and other info related to your parcel of land. You can see Onion's property line and boundaries, the blue area is the swamp he threw the torn down foliage into, and the white area between where the water ends and his property begins is the buffer zone they are most likely referring to.

My last post did a quick breakdown, but you're right about being lucky to end up in a cardboard box. He can't get a home equity line on this property, he borrowed 430k in order to purchase this home in March, the total sale price was only 490k. He still holds the note on the other home (McMansion), he borrowed 435k, total sale price was 650k for that home back in 15/16. He's got someone renting that house out currently, but Im sure whatever they're paying him is going towards the mortgage. He originally owed 300k to the IRS, still owes a good chunk of that. Why the fuck he's purchasing homes without 20% down I have no clue, but if he was to liquefy his assets he could probably satisfy the IRS and maybe the mortgages, that's being optimistic. Im sure he has car note(s) and credit cards, and now whatever fines come from this misadventure.

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

I still don't think he understands the gravity of the situation he has gotten himself and Plainey into. Adding to that, I don't think Lainey understands how badly this can ruin the both of them for the rest of their lives. They probably think they can make it go away by complaining or paying a small fine.

If he continues to give the state and other agencies a hard time, it's just going to make things so much worse. Like anything else, they'll be more inclined to work with someone who has been kind and helpful throughout the process. Greg has already evaded answers from the Biologist and told them they couldn't go on the property when they asked. Im assuming Greg & Lainey have never heard of Easement's; He whined about trespassing when in fact Im sure they're allowed to go on private property under some type of Utility Easement (or similiar).

IMO, they're fucked either way. If they end up with a fine Im sure they'll try unsuccessfully to get the money through online fundraising. It's easy to hit a goal of a couple hundred, but when he's looking at hundreds of thousands in damages owed to the state, well you can't exactly fund raise that. They're both bad with money. That house was listed at 490K and they took out a loan upwards of 400k for that house back in March, if they didn't have 20% to put down they shouldn't have purchased it. Combined they have acquired close to a million dollars in debt. Don't forget, they owe the IRS too.

They may try to run if they face jail time but lets be honest, where the fuck are they going to go? Even if they find a place with what little money they have, they put their faces on the internet for a living. That career isn't exactly a great one to have when you're trying to fly under the radar. Not only that, but they're about to have three kids. It's hard enough to disappear from authorities when you're by yourself, but a family of 5? Thats laughable.

Instead of buying the latest electronics to produce shit quality videos, he should put that money aside for legal counsel. He's fucked, but a lawyer could really assist them in all this so they don't make further errors. This is something that is going to seriously impact their family's future, they need to grow up and start treating this like the huge problem it is.

ETA: Come to think of it, he's holding the note on the McMansion still. There's no fucking way they can get a home equity loan on their current property to assist in any fines, and I doubt they can qualify for one on the McMansion. The sale price for that house was 650k, they took out a mortgage of 435k, add that to the 430k owed for the swamp property plus the IRS debt and they're already over a million. Sure they have assets they can liquify but after paying back the mortgages and the IRS taking their cut, they'll be lucky to break even. Bankruptcy won't discharge whatever fines they owe from this mess, and I don't think it will do anything with the IRS debt either. Mega fucked would be an upgrade to their current situation at this point.

I like to think that when it finally sinks in that the next we'll see of him will be over in Switzerland or some other foreign country and pretending like nothing happened. Or sweeps it under the rug like "oh, all that wasn't such a big deal but we needed to get away for a fresh start." I know it's wishful thinking and I've been following the grease trap loosely, but now that it seems like shit is actually going to hit the fan and he won't be able to squirm away from it easily he definitely has my attention again.

 

[speshul_sn0wflake]

Not only does he not get it, but he doesn't understand that his own actions are leading him to financial ruin. He was on twitter bitching about 'So many horrible things are happening to me lately', like all of this shit spontaneously occurs.

He's such a victim you guys. Everyone's out to get him, and all he's doing is trying to make the world a better place.

Oh, the fucking irony of this tweet. What did the bulldozer you rent run on, Gurg? Vegan farts and sunshine?
Did the meat eater who tried to shame you for taking long showers go and cut down a bunch of flora in a restricted wetland, causing erosion to the soil and bedrock in a state prone to heavy rainfall and mudslides? Maybe he made a fire in his backyard with some freshly removed tree's and cardboard?

Oh wait, that was you. The other guy had a burger for dinner though, so I can definitely see how ''problematic'' he is. Better string him up by the balls.

 

[multiverse]

If Grug is actually completely fucked this time, after all the horrible shit he's done, by destroying the environment after claiming to be environmentally superior for years due to simply being vegetarian, Christmas has come early this year.

 

[Muttnik]

Poetic justice if he gets stuck in the slammer for poisoning the earth he claims to hold such reverence for just because he looks down on you for eating a burger. Fuck him. Swallow the key. He deserves it for all the pain and anger he's caused so many people over the course of his life.

 

[bigshot]

As far as the buffer zone, you're correct. Looking at this map of the area (shown by parcel number) it doesn't appear that the land he bulldozed over was even his.

The fire pit is definitely within the buffer zone. The old tree he is cutting down at the end of the video is outside of his property in the wetlands area. When he first shows the chainsaw in the video on the table above it are two lighters. I couldn't spot any gas cans in the video, but he had some sort of gas powered lawn mower thing down by the pond and there was no cardboard anywhere around the fire pit. He must have a can of gasoline stashed somewhere around there.

 

[Buer]

Y'know I kinda figured at some point that Greg would face prison time. I just thought it'd be for perving on teenagers and not something ironic like destroying a protected ecosystem. You know he's gonna be a faggot and get in a bunch of fights there(and subsequently get his ass handed to him). I'm just sad that I won't be able to watch it happen.

 

[speshul_sn0wflake]

It's very much poetic justice that someone who goes on tangents about the environment being ruined by others, is going to be hung out to dry for doing the very thing he claims he's against.

These two don't seem to have any type of knowledge about mortgages, property deeds, anything really. Without power leveling, I used to deal in estate law. People like this really have no business purchasing a home as they don't understand what they are signing and just yes you to death. Remember Greg sperging on about trespassers and then told the town they couldn't come on his property (and they did anyway)? Well I looked up his deed that both him and Taylor signed when they closed on the home on 22nd of March, and to nobody's surprise I found exactly what I was looking for.

Notice all the paragraphs mentioning easement's? Well that gives the town, the gas/power company, water company and other utility companies the right to enter onto the property so they can do their job. Since Gurg loves looking up definitions, maybe he should look up "easement" so that he can stop complaining about trespassers. Just about every residential deed I've ever seen has easements written into it, there's is no different.

Also, earlier I had said that they took out a 430k mortgage on the swamp home. I was incorrect, it was actually more. The purchase price of this home was $490,000 USD and the mortgage was $446,512 USDn so essentially they put a little over 43k on the home as a down payment. If you can't put 20% down on a home, you really shouldn't purchase it and go for something more in the realm of what you can afford. They put less than 10% down. I was surprised that they were even able to get the loan considering all the aforementioned, and then I saw the Deed of Trust and it made sense: They went through the VA.

There's no minimum credit score requirement and the VA loan is one of the few mortgage options for borrowers who don't have the money for a down payment. VA Loans are somewhat easier to qualify for than conventional mortgages, they go through private lenders and are guaranteed by the Department of Veterans Affairs. If you have a VA loan like Onion Boy, the VA promises to pay back a lender a certain dollar amount in the event you default on the loan, and that's why he was able to get a home with such a small amount down.

Looking at the McMansion, he basically did the same thing with that house. He never had the funds to get either of these houses, and he's been over extending himself for a while. If he defaults on either of his two loans, he won't be able to get a loan from them until he pays the VA back the entitlements. Not to mention him and Lainey will have shit for credit if they don't already. Her name is on the Deed as well.

His financials are a fucking mess and with the pending property issues it's amazing either of them can sleep at night. They have a third kid on the way too, so what fun that household must be. These two just keep digging themselves in deeper and deeper.

I also just looked again at the picture I posyed of the property's boundaries. Aside from the buffer zone issues, including the firepit that @bigshot mentioned being in that spot, it appears that the lot to the right (if looking at the home from the street) is all state land. If you look at the parcel to the left of Gerg's there's a number on that lot for tax purposes, thats most likely the neighbor that called up first and initiated the process. To the right though, there's no number so Im assuming that's all state land. Look at the boundary between the lot with no number and Onisions, it ends right at the very end of his house. I could be wrong here, but if you watch the patreon only video, look at where he's chopping shit down. That property line is quite tight, and I think he even went past that line and chopped down some of the next parcels land. The "mess" he was referring to was the buffer zone and the beginning of state land. That's just amazing.

@Jet Fuel Johnny You were right, looking at his property constraints, its listed under quite a few. Looking up his lot, all these constraints apply:

Where it says "tell me more" it lets you know that as far as erosion goes, that area is at risk and "Properties in erosion hazard areas have special land use requirements. If a parcel is in an erosion hazard area, a qualified professional will need to review the site as part of the permitting process." Chances are slim they would have even let him do what he did, and if they can prove he knew he wouldn't get a permit, well I think you know what will happen.

The flood zone being a "yes" means that not only does it flood, but that "Property owners must follow rules designed to reduce flooding impacts on structures, reduce danger to people, and not increase the flooding threat to neighbors." Safe to say removing vegetation and soil is frowned upon because it helps stop flooding.

"PC Hydro" means he fucked with a state conservation area. WDFW Salmonid Stock Inventory & WDFW Fish Distribution means he fucked with an "endangered, threatened, or sensitive species of fish on both the State & Federal Level".

"Yes" under Landslide means that it's been classified as a risk and a Geologist will be sent out to assess the property, on Onions dime.

And finally all the categories listed under "Wetlands" are all the different classifications his land is protected under and there's special restrictions that apply to each and every one.

 

[Eraserhead]

Alright kids let’s go through a quick rundown of what we’ve learned today:

1. Rent never buy especially when you’re a self absorbed prick who thinks you can do everything. Buying may seem like a great decision financially, but the moment you decide to fuck with anything on that land you will get fucked so hard by your city with “mandatory” tests. That you’ll assume that walked into a bdsm night with Minotaurs

2. Never ever ever ever assume that you are smart enough to run away with your boyfriend. Don’t be a Lainey and decide to get married before you finish high school because you will regret not learning basic shit like: balancing money, common sense, and the, biggest one of them all, realizing that you are in an abusive relationship and how to get out of it and not having three.fucking.kids. with them.

3. Don’t be fucking stupid. When you have a good income and have plenty of money to spare don’t be fucking stupid. Save it for later

When your boyfriend has a past history of fucking women up physically and emotionally don’t be fucking stupid. Leave and avoid him like the plague.

And finally when you think that you are the most supreme being that has graced the world your presence because you.don’t.eat.pork don’t be fucking stupid