The Game Oversimplification Thread - Take any game and intentionally make it sound boring

[Rand /pol/]

You visit your mom at an office building.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

You visit your mom at an office building.

Final Fantasy VII?

 

[Rand /pol/]

Final Fantasy VII?

Good guess, but the answer was F.E.A.R.

 

[c-no]

People change into furries and fight.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

People change into furries and fight.

Skyrim?

 

[c-no]

Skyrim?

Nope, it's fighting game.

 

[Burned Man]

Nope, it's fighting game.

I always get these two mixed up but is it Bloody Roar or is it Primal Rage?

 

[VoreDoggy]

Half Life 2?

Yep.

Another one: Unique mechanic perfectly executed upon.

 

[c-no]

I always get these two mixed up but is it Bloody Roar or is it Primal Rage?

It's Bloody Roar.

A bunch of rappers beat the shit out of each other in fighting matches.

 

[ES 148]

Racer steals drugs from the survivors of a massacre and gives them to his infant daughter.

 

[Bob Page]

Racer steals drugs from the survivors of a massacre and gives them to his infant daughter.

Dead Rising 2?

 

[ES 148]

Dead Rising 2?

Hole in one.

Boy becomes intimate with bacon.

 

[Edgeworth]

Physics setpieces ruin the pacing of a game about a physicist.

My first thought was Quantum Conundrum but I'm probably mistaken and it's more likely something like Half-Life It's Half-Life 2

-Extinct marsupial collects mystic doodads.

Oh, I love the Ty the Tasmanian Tiger series~

Okay, I got one: a god saves the world by doodling

 

[Tron: Deadly Dicks]

It's Bloody Roar.

A bunch of rappers beat the shit out of each other in fighting matches.

Def Jam: Fight for NY?

 

[Tron: Deadly Dicks]

Here's one: You lose your eye at the end.

 

[c-no]

Def Jam: Fight for NY?

Fuck yes you got it bruh.

An Eastern European piece of land in which everything is trying to kill you.


You work as a merc for corporations and fight for anyone that pays you money.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

Okay, I got one: a god saves the world by doodling

Okami?

 

[Edgeworth]

Okami?

Ding! Didn't know if it was already done but it was the first thing I could think of.

 

[Vault Boy]

Here's one: You lose your eye at the end.

Dead Space 2?

 

[jewelry investor]

Here's one: You lose your eye at the end.

MGS 3