younow stream 08/29/18

[Xenomorph]

For how long does she usually stream? And what does she talk about? Tbh I can’t imagine it being entertaining.

its been a good while since I have ventured into that pit of despair. But I know she spends most of the time eye fucking herself and cherry picking questions to answer and listening to her shitty fucking music. Usually doesnt last long, less than an hour

 

[Strine]

For how long does she usually stream? And what does she talk about? Tbh I can’t imagine it being entertaining.

Never very long, and she talks about whatever inane shit she feels like. The videos are basically e-begging because her youtube income is dropping. They're unbelievably boring because she doesn't even have an idea of what they're going to concern, whereas her YT vids at least have this going for them. She always drags Becky into them so they can pantomime a functional romantic relationship when in reality it's a sexless loveless domestic arrangement with a dumb fat bitch in the thrall of a dumb fatter bitch. A live feed is even worse than the yt vids since she can't edit tedious shit out in real time (even though she barely does it in her yt vids) and just like yt she just abruptly stops whenever she feels like it because she's a solipsist.

 

[666EVE666]

She jumped up from that chair a lot faster than I would have expected, really hope @666EVE666 is recording this.

Uploading it now gorls

 

[AJ 447]

It's the 30th if you're in Europe.

Amber isn't in Europe. I've edited the title.

 

[AmbersDepressionBun]

Uploading it now gorls

I love you more than Amber loves orange chicken.

 

[DuckSucker]

How much does it cost to get Uber Eats out to fucking Monticello? You know our gorl aint giving up orange chicken. It's fucking free points after all.

 

[Twinkie]

@Guest69 thanks for the headsup, didn't catch it in time. But did anyone notice if Amber still has her chat set to donors only?

 

[DarkSydePundit]

Look at her laser focus on food the SECOND the door rings.

Like a dog that’s about to get a treat.

 

[666EVE666]

@Guest69 thanks for the headsup, didn't catch it in time. But did anyone notice if Amber still has her chat set to donors only?

I don't think it was, there were some mean comments throughout the stream. Naturally she had to explain that she doesn't even know how to do that, her reasoning for only nice comments showing up last time is that "YouNow is monetizing so they're getting rid of the rude haters". Unfortunately I only caught YouNow comments for the last ~15 mins or so.

Spoiler: timestamps

-Ambers stomach hurts so bad from hunger y'all (0:19).
-Okay so no haters were muted last time guise (0:53).
-Amber believes YouNow is monetizing so they are deleting rude haters (3:10).
-Amber deals with negativity by having "rant spiels" in private (7:03).
-Becky confirms Amber helped people with their childrens school supplies (9:44).
-Becky loves Amber's chili (10:17), also another shoutout to SarcasticPotato!
-Much to Amber's dismay, Becky admits there are some things she makes that are gross (11:16).
-Shimmy shimmy y'all (12:20, 19:25).
-Someone in the YouNow stream accuses Amber of flagging their channel (12:57).
-The green monster comes out in Amber (13:21), probably bringing forth the binge monster later.
-The topic of cheating is discussed between the lovebirds (15:11).
-Amber "woulda screamed in her face" if an ex told her they cheated (16:11).
-Tough maths (17:57).
-Becky tries to talk about weight loss goals, Amber gets salty and keeps interrupting (19:10).
-Daily dose of discomfort (22:09).
-"I internally feel younger but physically, I feel older" (22:34).
-Amber laying it on thick with the kid talk *eyebrow waggle* (23:24).
-Lol (24:37).
-OH. MY. GOD (24:53).
-Knock Knock, who's there (25:39)!
-They return with a full body shot (27:17).
-The visitor was personal and had nothing to do with them (27:40).
-Amber is incredibly smug about her visit to Washington D.C. (29:33), reveals Krystle's mother works there.
-Why is Becky's personality/attitude different with Eric vs. Amber (30:27)?
-Becky answers how many girlfriends she has had (32:40).

 

[ricecake]

Oh my Lord. Every time Becky opens her mouth she sounds stupider than she did the day before. Yes, Becks, most people definitely go to D.C. to stand outside of the White House and look at it. Forget the National Mall, Arlington and the DOZENS and dozens of memorials, monuments and museums. All those tourists just get off the train, look at the White House from the street and go, "Welp. Time to head back to Kentucky!"

 

[Make Believe]

So becky is a sagittarius, that's a horrible match with capricorn amberlynn. Fat capricorn is too dull, miserable, manipulative and pessimistic for optimistic and fun-loving sagittarius. Becky is 100% unhappy (as if we couldn't tell).

 

[FitBitch]

I missed this one. Tag me next time too though. I'll be able to catch on live eventually. Sorry I'm a busy fgt.

 

[Synthwave]

-Amber mentioned that Becky has "a lot of" "stories", just how depressing is she

Becky is like that old relative that always tells those long, boring stories. You start to dread them beforehand.

 

[Very Honest Content]

Necky: "I would eat your chili every day."

We don't need to hear about your lewd relationship sexual goals, gorl...

Even on double speed there are some serious awkward dead air pauses in this. Not even a widescreen aspect ratio with a wide angle lens could fit these two into frame completely.

ETA: The stream announced big AL was #89 on top broadcasters list, the AI knows how to troll her too about her legendary weight loss total!

 

[497]

I don't think it was, there were some mean comments throughout the stream. Naturally she had to explain that she doesn't even know how to do that, her reasoning for only nice comments showing up last time is that "YouNow is monetizing so they're getting rid of the rude haters". Unfortunately I only caught YouNow comments for the last ~15 mins or so.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=6VQ9CtjUJWs

Spoiler: timestamps

-Ambers stomach hurts so bad from hunger y'all (0:19).
-Okay so no haters were muted last time guise (0:53).
-Amber believes YouNow is monetizing so they are deleting rude haters (3:10).
-Amber deals with negativity by having "rant spiels" in private (7:03).
-Becky confirms Amber helped people with their childrens school supplies (9:44).
-Becky loves Amber's chili (10:17), also another shoutout to SarcasticPotato!
-Much to Amber's dismay, Becky admits there are some things she makes that are gross (11:16).
-Shimmy shimmy y'all (12:20, 19:25).
-Someone in the YouNow stream accuses AOf flagging their channel (12:57).
-The green monster comes out in Amber (13:21), probably bringing forth the binge monster later.
-The topic of cheating is discussed between the lovebirds (15:11).
-Amber "woulda screamed in her face" if an ex told her they cheated (16:11).
-Tough maths (17:57).
-Becky tries to talk about weight loss goals, Amber gets salty and keeps interrupting (19:10).
-Daily dose of discomfort (22:09).
-"I internally feel younger but physically, I feel older" (22:34).
-Amber laying it on thick with the kid talk *eyebrow waggle* (23:24).
-Lol (24:37).
-OH. MY. GOD (24:53).
-Knock Knock, who's there (25:39)!
-They return with a full body shot (27:17).
-The visitor was personal and had nothing to do with them (27:40).
-Amber is incredibly smug about her visit to Washington D.C. (29:33), reveals Krystle's mother works there.
-Why is Becky's personality/attitude different with Eric vs. Amber (30:27)?
-Becky answers how many girlfriends she has had (32:40).

16:20 Becky says hi to Ricky and asks how his day was. Amber doesn't say anything to him. I think that's the image most people have of Ricky coming home from a hard day's of work and walking into the thumb and the blob.

 

[Turd Blossom]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=6VQ9CtjUJWs

Spoiler: timestamps

-Ambers stomach hurts so bad from hunger y'all (0:19).
-Okay so no haters were muted last time guise (0:53).
-Amber believes YouNow is monetizing so they are deleting rude haters (3:10).
-Amber deals with negativity by having "rant spiels" in private (7:03).
-Becky confirms Amber helped people with their childrens school supplies (9:44).
-Becky loves Amber's chili (10:17), also another shoutout to SarcasticPotato!
-Much to Amber's dismay, Becky admits there are some things she makes that are gross (11:16).
-Shimmy shimmy y'all (12:20, 19:25).
-Someone in the YouNow stream accuses AOf flagging their channel (12:57).
-The green monster comes out in Amber (13:21), probably bringing forth the binge monster later.
-The topic of cheating is discussed between the lovebirds (15:11).
-Amber "woulda screamed in her face" if an ex told her they cheated (16:11).
-Tough maths (17:57).
-Becky tries to talk about weight loss goals, Amber gets salty and keeps interrupting (19:10).
-Daily dose of discomfort (22:09).
-"I internally feel younger but physically, I feel older" (22:34).
-Amber laying it on thick with the kid talk *eyebrow waggle* (23:24).
-Lol (24:37).
-OH. MY. GOD (24:53).
-Knock Knock, who's there (25:39)!
-They return with a full body shot (27:17).
-The visitor was personal and had nothing to do with them (27:40).
-Amber is incredibly smug about her visit to Washington D.C. (29:33), reveals Krystle's mother works there.
-Why is Becky's personality/attitude different with Eric vs. Amber (30:27)?
-Becky answers how many girlfriends she has had (32:40).

First off, @666EVE666 you are an absolute champ for archiving all these for posterity. Appreciate you, gorl.

I found it pretty telling in the beginning of the stream how Amber made sure to tell everyone how much her stomach hurt cause she was so hongry. This "intermediate fasting" is definitely going to be her next excuse for not staying under her calorie limit and triggering the Binge Monster.
I suspect she has already stopped doing this, which is why she made sure to make a big deal about her stomach pains right away.

Also, Becky quickly saying "I don't even like pizza" was pretty funny given that when confronted about those lemon snack cakes next to her cart her response was "I don't even like lemon". This from the girl who always has lemons in her water when they go out to eat. Lies come just as easily to Becky as they do to Big Al.

 

[smallmilk]

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Look at her laser focus on food the SECOND the door rings.

Like a dog that’s about to get a treat.

She has to do a full 360° rotation in order to gain enough momentum to get up lmao

 

[Make Believe]

According fatty's snapchat it's eric's birthday, which makes him a virgo. Explains his shitty & snarky comments. But in general he's actually compatible with amberlynn (and not with necky surprisingly).

 

[DontTellMeHowToPlay]

According fatty's snapchat it's eric's birthday, which makes him a virgo. Explains his shitty & snarky comments. But in general he's actually compatible with amberlynn (and not with necky surprisingly).

Or maybe... hear me out... Amber is just a shitty person all-around, regardless of her DOB.

 

[Turd Blossom]

-The pizza isnt for them and Becky doesnt even like pizza, but they gotta go now bai

Just came across this video where (at around 5:52) Becky is not only camped out at the frozen pizzas trying to decide which one she wants, but is outed later by Amber as having snuck TWO cauliflower-crust pizzas in the cart.

Gorl clearly hates pizza.