Tell Me Something You're Proud Of - What's something you've done in your life that stands out as an achievement?

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Last year at the age of 26 I bought my first house by myself.
This evening I just got home from my first night class and am on my way to becoming a Registered Nurse.
This coming weekend I will run my first ever Tough Mudder.

Tell me what you've accomplished... I'm so very proud of you.
 
A kid I was in a college-level writing class that I was kind of friendly with paid me to write his final essay exams for him because he would fail if he didn't get an A. The professor was a real jew bitch cunt dyke who would have absolutely failed both of us and probably have us kicked out of the school if we were caught.

I had him give me all the essays he had previously written in the class, and then started to write the new ones. I first wrote them in my style, then I took his previous essays and went through changing words and intentionally putting in punctuation mistakes that he commonly made. He got the grade he needed, I was $250 richer, and the professor never knew better.

Don't know why I'm so proud of that, but I am.
 
- Got hired to to posters and album art for a kickass band
-Been brought onstage at several concerts.
-I'm on like, 11 half marathons or something.
-Sometimes I'm not an idiot.
 
I got a week old baby kitten when I first moved out by accident and I have yet to kill him. He’s going to be 8-years-old next month.
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I bought my house with cash I had saved up over years busting my ass and living spartanly. Cutting that check felt real good.

Not having a mortgage or rent payment is pretty boss. I highly recommend it.
 
When I was in second grade, the teacher told everyone in the class to write about whatever they wanted as the assignment. I wrote about table dancers dodging bullets while Chuck Norris killed everyone who wasn’t a table dancer. The teacher was not amused.
 
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