haven't brushed my hair in a week - 8/19/2018

creature dijo:
LOL

tantrum is to say "i follow amber for years therefore i know more than you"
is like, do you want a medal or what

this is getting old for me, it was fun while it lasted
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You could've just ended this whole :autism: argument with a "maybe I misheard her" and moved on or not replied at all. You're the one throwing the tantrum here. Nobody's kicking you out or begging you to stay.
 
  • Spent 95% of her week in bed
  • Most people spend 30 minutes to an hour a day in the bathroom, so there's your other 5%
  • Maintained her weight at 530 lbs after a week in bed
  • Someone is bringing her the 4,500+ calories a day to maintain her weight at 530 lbs https://www.lifespanfitness.com/fitness/resources/calories-calculator
  • This means Someone brought her 31,500+ calories this week to her in bed
  • That's equal to 30 bags of chips, or 200 cans of soda, or 2 bags of chips and 14 sodas a day

Well at least we don't have to worry about our bedbound gorl. She's trained herself a perfect little enabler monkey who won't question her rank because to do so gets her a flogging from Rear Admiral Binge Monster and sentenced to the emotional bilge for her transgressions.

You're not in a relationship Becky, you found yourself a job more akin to a train stoker feeding coal to an engine.
This is your current relationship with AL in sketch comedy form:
 
If she's been in her bed for 5 days, she's seriously at risk for a blood clot. Even when people who are young and at a normal weight have a surgery, they give you blood thinners each day you are in the hospital because you aren't moving around a lot at first and you are at risk for a clot. They even give you one last one before you go home just in case.

Considering AL is morbidly obese and is not moving at all lately, I must imagine her risk is insanely high. If this truly is the beginning of the bed bound saga, shit's going to go downhill fast...
 
I'm worried, goiz...

So supposedly Twinkie sleeps with her all the time. What if she rolled over and crushed poor Twinx and since:
- Al hasn't been out of bed and is big enough for things to vanish under
- the room is already so messy and probably smells like a slaughterhouse anyway
- plus the fact that they're generally so neglectful of the lil pooch

WHAT IF...they haven't even realized yet? :scared: :worried:
 
FotzenHunt42 dijo:
I'm worried, goiz...

So supposedly Twinkie sleeps with her all the time. What if she rolled over and crushed poor Twinx and since:
- Al hasn't been out of bed and is big enough for things to vanish under
- the room is already so messy and probably smells like a slaughterhouse anyway
- plus the fact that they're generally so neglectful of the lil pooch

WHAT IF...they haven't even realized yet? :scared: :worried:
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She hasn’t been crushed, merely absorbed into the collective.
 
Back to the hair thing though:
I will never understand why she doesn't cut it short. AL, you're over 500 elbees and you clearly don't want to be bothered with taking care of it properly so, no, it doesn't make you look like an Instagram princess. If anything quite the opposite, shows off how bad your hygiene is and makes you uncomfortable to even look at.

All her last videos are obviously sad attempts to prove them bad internet people wrong, yet this is something addressed all the time and she goes and names her video that? The Queen has outplayed us yet again, comrades. I'm triggered lol.
 
Papaya23 dijo:
perhaps it's more like Becky has finally been fully-automated to fetch binge foods
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“Sugar-pah hunny-Lynn, here’s a little sumthin’ sweet to get you outta that salty mood. You ain’t sick, just big.” -Becky, to Amber as she fetches her gallons of ice cream and family sized bags of potato chips for the 5th time that day.

Captain Ahab dijo:
Nice pillow nest. I’m in awe that there are beds that can support her weight. Flying to space is one thing but this... damn. Science is amazing.
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It’s just a mattress on the floor.

Edit: Ninja’d multiple times. Couldn’t help pointing it out again though.
 
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Is Necky saying “sure babe” when Amber wants her morning six McMuffins from McDonald’s, her brunch from the Waffle House, her tacos for lunch, orange chicken dinner and her gallon of ice cream for dessert?

And does she wipe and powder her like a baby and really get under that fupa? They’ll eventually have to turn her, and her body will look like a big starfish because her ams and legs can’t close together? Where will the find the maggots first?

Those are the days I’ve been waiting for fam. I can almost smell it. Or... maybe it’s a skunk.

We’re almost there. She has her nest, her computer, Necky to bing her stuff, her pencil and notebooks. No more reason to get up! It’s all in place.

She is unlikely to get to California. She’s an oddity here, and if her brother is in wine country, (Petaluma) shes a really out of place one. But if she gets here, she’s never going back, and there goes her hauls because she doesn’t have enough money. Bye Necky!
 
That pillow nest with the dirty blankets and piss yellow walls... anytime they show the inside of the house, my first instinct is to take the first plane to Bumfuck, KY, and go clean their house; paint the walls white, throw away and donate to Goodwill the shit they don't use and all those boardgames they played once and then put in a corner, wash the sheets and pillows, scrub the floors, bathe poor Twinkie Stooore properly and take her to the vet alongside the other two pets the whale owns.
They are just so dirty, the kind of people you can imagine leaving dirty dishes in the sink for days on end.

Serious question now, though: what would happen if she broke one of her legs? She would end up truly bedbound (without the possibility to go to the bathroom), of course, but then? Would the doctors be able to cast the broken limb? Or it would be like in ye olde times, leaving it to heal by itself without guidance?
 
Whale Lake dijo:
Serious question now, though: what would happen if she broke one of her legs? She would end up truly bedbound (without the possibility to go to the bathroom), of course, but then? Would the doctors be able to cast the broken limb? Or it would be like in ye olde times, leaving it to heal by itself without guidance?
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I don't know if a doctor could fix a broken leg. Can you imagine trying to get a cast on that enormous, lumpy thing? But she would definitely become bedbound. She can't walk well now, and she wouldn't be able to hobble around on only one leg. Her muscles are already atrophied because she doesn't exercise them. She weighs 530+ pounds and it would take months to heal, if it even could heal. In that time, her muscles would become weaker and she'd gain weight faster from lying in bed.
 
You know what? If she were a nice genuine person I would feel bad for her in this situation, yes even though she put herself there. As it stands though, bedbound couldn't have happened to a better candidate. Oh wait she "used the wrong word" she meant housebound, it's just that everything she needs is on her bed, she could leave if she wanted.
 
FotzenHunt42 dijo:
Back to the hair thing though:
I will never understand why she doesn't cut it short. AL, you're over 500 elbees and you clearly don't want to be bothered with taking care of it properly so, no, it doesn't make you look like an Instagram princess. If anything quite the opposite, shows off how bad your hygiene is and makes you uncomfortable to even look at.
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AL wants to feel girly and dainty, but she sized out of being able to reflect that in fashion a long time ago. Growing her hair is one of the only ways physically she has left to try and express a more feminine side of herself, so she keeps it long and slaps on makeup and strangles herself with tacky chokers in an attempt to try and hold on to that idea (not saying she is successful, but I think that's her reasoning).

Also when it is down she scatters it around her arms in an attempt to camouflage her arms/face/general fat. An unfortunate and hopeless cause.
 
Necky should just go stay with her Sister or her Mother for a week without AL.

A whole week with very little contact, Necky shuts her phone off at night etc.

Then she will see, just how bad and stuck and TRAPPED she is with AL when she wakes up to dozens of irate voicemails and texts and lord help her, calling the family member at all hours..
 
I don't really follow this cow, I just popped in because of the amusing video title. That said, the entire video is very self-indulgent. Of course you're depressed, you're sitting in bed all day waiting for the medication fairy to bring you a bottle of sunshine. That's not how medication works. If she's unwilling to so much as go outside, this seems less like a cry for help and more like a cry for pity bucks.

More free advice: she needs to ditch that nose ring. The fat around it is turning it into a cavity.
 
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