haven't brushed my hair in a week - 8/19/2018

If it's been over a week since she's brushed her hair, that means it's been a week since she's showered and washed it 'cause everyone brushes their hair after a shower. She's so gross
She doesn't wash her hair when she showers, she uses a cap thingy.

That's not exactly a bad thing because if you wash your scalp too often you lose the natural oils of the skin and that results in dandruff (dead skin cells). As a matter of fact, that is also a thing for your whole body, you should shower 3 times a week max to avoid dry skin.

Being that said, 7 days without washing her (long) hair can be really gross due the accumulation of oil and all the dust and particles adhered to it.

However I don't think is right to bully her due to this, if the depression is real the lack of self grooming is one of the first symptoms, so is somewhat expected for this to happen.
 
She has always claimed to only wash it once a week. The point is she hasn't even brushed it in a week. She's passively creating dreadlocks and letting that hair grease pool on her bed.

And who cares if she's depressed, of course she's depressed she's 600 fucking pounds and stopped taking her meds...just because.

"Bully" is a very loaded word. Do you even know where you are?
 
Yes I am very much aware where I am, I didn't know that word was so sensitive, after all that's all we do around here.

She's wearing a bun, so no risk of dreadlocks if that worries you.
 
Just wondering, when did she ever state she wears a cap thingy?
I don't remeber the exact video, but i remember she said she showers daily but she doesn't do the hair at the same time, she uses a cap to keep the hair dry.
She made that statement when there were accusations that she didn't shower because her hair looked greasy.
 
She doesn't wash her hair when she showers, she uses a cap thingy.

That's not exactly a bad thing because if you wash your scalp too often you lose the natural oils of the skin and that results in dandruff (dead skin cells). As a matter of fact, that is also a thing for your whole body, you should shower 3 times a week max to avoid dry skin.

Being that said, 7 days without washing her (long) hair can be really gross due the accumulation of oil and all the dust and particles adhered to it.

However I don't think is right to bully her due to this, if the depression is real the lack of self grooming is one of the first symptoms, so is somewhat expected for this to happen.

I mostly agree with you, except for the part about only showering 3 times a week.

The reason why Amber is picked on so much for her hygeine is because she claims to shower daily and clean herself normally when we all know that she can't. If she was just honest and said the depression makes her care less about her hygeine, maybe people wouldn't be as mean.
 
If I have the time I'll look it up, she made that disclaimer in one of the recent videos this year.

Yeah you're on your own with this one, in the past few years of watching her I don't ever recall her saying she wears a cap. Not washing her hair every time she bathes, sure, but cap? Nah. She likely piles her bug nest on top of her head in a poop bun and carries on with her warshin' that she supposedly does every single day.
 
On Amber's wedding fantasy: I wonder if TJ Maxx has a bumbah bridal section? Is she going to buy or rent a mobility scooter to perambulate down the aisle (and can she get one in white!)? And will Becky, being the soft butch one, finally trade her graphic tees for a 3xl suit from Men's Wearhouse?

All these thoughts race through my mind like maggots on a train. I would pay money--money I've earned--to watch that wedding.
 
A shower cap.

You're literally thinking of a shower cap.
Yes, that's what i meant.

It's irrelevant really, is a minor detail, point is she doesn't wash her hair when she showers, there's no need to be so butthurt about what i said, you guys seems like amberpolice at times.
I honestly think she said she used a shower cap, if not, who cares, geez.
 
I wrote big AL a haiku to help her with her depression when she reads it:

fat fat fat fat fat
fat fat fat fat fat fat fat
fucking fat hippo

She'll be feeling better in no time!
 
If Amber were to have her wedding, would she be sponsored by Walmart and have her food be catered by the Cheesecake Factory? I’m not going to lie, I would find it entertaining to see her dream wedding.
 
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Yes, that's what i meant.

It's irrelevant really, is a minor detail, point is she doesn't wash her hair when she showers, there's no need to be so butthurt about what i said, you guys seems like amberpolice at times.
I honestly think she said she used a shower cap, if not, who cares, geez.

Lurk more. There's a culture here and throwing a tantrum because people pointed out you were wrong isn't going to end up well for you.
 
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