hi, i'm amberlynn 8/16/2018

I feel like Amber and mshpl contradict because amber tries extra hard to convince us that she is okay and functional and her she can dance like anyone! She gives off the idea that she doesn't have any embarrassing obesity related problems and mshpl would highlight them and prove us right and embarrass her.

It just doesn't seem to make sense. Maybe she's auditioning to be the anti-jared fogle
 
It does seem like some kind of audition tape (an informal one) but I don't think Shane Dawson wants a 550lb lesbian on a scootypuff in his entourage.

The whole "honesty video" format doesn't work very well when you're only honest about every third thing, Amber. She could save time in future by just saying "I'm house- and nearly bed-bound and I now want money for doing literally nothing instead of just practically nothing". Her YouTube income was already in a nose-dive since people weren't even hatewatching, but if she can't even leave her bedroom she's going to have no money very soon and get turfed out of the Wayward House for Unemployable Queers (not you Rickie, you are a saint).

Becky will want to get rid of her the instant she stops financing her "special education chic" wardrobe, but Becky quit her job like the tard she dresses like and will need to make some kind of arrangement (or get a job, if anybody will employ a 27yo who quit her job to spend more time colouring in). I don't see Eric coming to her aid, and Rickie will be laughing all the way to the chicken abattoir.

ETA: My money is on her making a Patreon by the end of August.
 
It does seem like some kind of audition tape (an informal one)

This. Our little gorl is growing up (and outwards) and needs to start thinking beyond Youtube. At this point, it's her fate to end up on a reality show about the morbidly obese and even she must realize that. Today's video was 100% a "cry for help" directed at a mysterious somebody with this goal in mind.
 
Btw is it just me or does it seem like every person who nags others all the time about what a wonderful, caring individual they are usually is/turns out to be the biggest douche for miles?
 
Definitely seemed auditiony. But not for MSHLBL but something else. That show is popular and people are amazed that fats let maggots live in their folds, but at some point they were semi-functioning people, like Amber had been (but is losing rapidly) . So it’s possible that’s the focus-how do fats get immobile? People would watch the shit out of that.

So....maybe they are going to do another show about deathfats, but not ones that want surgery. Like a cross between the Housewives, the show about Little People, and the show about Downs people. They can pick a youtuber, a feedee, Tess Holiday, a fat activist and show their Morbidly Obese lives.

The way Amber came right out and talked about her weight (529) without fudging made me think this was an audition, not to mention all the “don’t believe the lies, I’m really a kind person” crap.

The problem she’ll face is she’s not interesting. In fact, they’ll face that with all the deathfats because you don’t have an interesting life and get to be that fat. With other shows they pay for people to do interesting things to film, but it’s hard to do that with 500 pounders.

I just don’t feel like this is a YouTube thing. Calling it casting sounds more like TV than doing something with Shane Dawson. I don’t watch him though, I could be wrong. We’ll probably never know because Amber won’t be a winner, in keeping with her life. She’s way too uneducated and can’t get through a few minutes without mispronouncing something. Of course, maybe they want a stupid fat lesbian.

Having a camera crew in your house for days on end is incredibly intrusive. She won’t like it. And neither will the gays, especially Rickie.
 
Definitely seemed auditiony. But not for MSHLBL but something else. That show is popular and people are amazed that fats let maggots live in their folds, but at some point they were semi-functioning people, like Amber had been (but is losing rapidly) . So it’s possible that’s the focus-how do fats get immobile? People would watch the shit out of that.

So....maybe they are going to do another show about deathfats, but not ones that want surgery. Like a cross between the Housewives, the show about Little People, and the show about Downs people. They can pick a youtuber, a feedee, Tess Holiday, a fat activist and show their Morbidly Obese lives.

The way Amber came right out and talked about her weight (529) without fudging made me think this was an audition, not to mention all the “don’t believe the lies, I’m really a kind person” crap.

The problem she’ll face is she’s not interesting. In fact, they’ll face that with all the deathfats because you don’t have an interesting life and get to be that fat. With other shows they pay for people to do interesting things to film, but it’s hard to do that with 500 pounders.

I just don’t feel like this is a YouTube thing. Calling it casting sounds more like TV than doing something with Shane Dawson. I don’t watch him though, I could be wrong. We’ll probably never know because Amber won’t be a winner, in keeping with her life. She’s way too uneducated and can’t get through a few minutes without mispronouncing something. Of course, maybe they want a stupid fat lesbian.

Having a camera crew in your house for days on end is incredibly intrusive. She won’t like it. And neither will the gays, especially Rickie.

To the people who watch those kinds of shows interesting lifestyle in the sense of being active is not why they tune in. It's the train wreck. In most of these shows the people shown are just as derived of personality and as boring as Al, the "fun" comes from the fascination with how dafuq these people are even able to exist or even just feeling better about yourself after a shitty day when you see you could've been a brain dead freak show like them. Same reason we monitor her, because she's cringy af.

Or maybe as simple as "let's all make fun of fattie poo poo".

My point being reality TV is stupid af and has no deeper meaning to it, nor does it have actual legit criteria - any stupid thing will be entertaining to some folks, so they roll with it and try out whatever they come up with. They just make sure you sign all possible contracts relieving them from liability in case smth happens to you aaand if it doesn't catch on, they just cancel it and move on to the next idiotic idea on the list.

The gays are probably OK with it because maybe part of the deal is AL moving away. I'm gonna sound ambitious here but maybe it's like a thing where it all revolves around her alone (just like she always wanted it to be, aww).
 
I know she won't be on MSHPL because life is never that great. But wouldn't it be something, to see our gorl sobbing in shame as the gays power wash her in the driveway? To see her crammed in the car for the long trip to Houston, loose fender throwing sparks every few minutes? To listen as Eric sells her out and talks about all the times he's caught her eating in embarrassing ways, like maybe eating Big Cups while sitting on toilet or packing snacks for the long trip to WalMart to get more snacks. All those close-ups on the holes in her black pants, all the lectures from Dr. Now, her derelict family trying to get some fame from it. Close-ups of those lymphedma legs. Casual but repeated pans over to all the candles, wax melts and air sprays the Gays have amassed in a valiant but doomed effort to deal with Amber's unwashed funk.

And Becky in Houston, caring for Amber post surgery, should she qualify, will be a hoot. Becky already looks like she is one broken crayon away from drinking Draino straight from the bottle. Living alone with Amber in another state without any sort of support network and I think the Thumb may go from near catatonia to losing her mind in some manner that would end up the lead story on the evening news.

I would so totally watch the fuck out of such a show. So it will probably never happen.
 
I feel like any show producer worth his salt is going to hear "Don't believe the lahhs about me you read on the Internet." Would instantly run to the Internet and dig up the good shit to put on camera. Maybe get her family in a room and show them all the shit she's said about them over the years and then film the big happy family reunion. See if Kasey wants to make an appearance on the show, things like that.

Imagine Amber wallowing in a hospital bed after weight loss surgery and Dr. Now insisting she needs to get up and walk and in comes some stage hand dressed as a nurse and mic'd up to say "Amber you have a visitor." And there stands Kasey, ready to expose her lies as the soft piano music rises in the background to punctuate the emotional scene. The camera crew will try to convince Amber to make a tearful apology while she lays there and weakly tries to insist she used the wrong word.

Or her mom mentioning that Amber monetized her cancer without ever contacting her to reconnect.

I bet aunt Tammy would be thrilled to make an appearance

Amber's fucked on reality TV because she's a drama gold mine in the right hands.
 
As for her actually laying down in a sunflower field, I mean, that shit would just be uncomfortable. It's just hard dirt and when you're on the ground, the flowers are 6' over you. Even if she meant the smaller sunflower-type wildflowers that grow like weeds that's not really a vision of a relaxing time. But then, she probably thinks that what the rest of the world calls daisies are sunflowers or some shit.
Exactly.

Most people are curious about how other people live and sometimes will daydream about how their lives would be if they were someone else. Most of us are somewhat grounded to reality, though, and would come up with fantasies like how it would feel to wake up and walk out onto balcony overseeing the Mediterranean, for example.

Amber is so disconnected from real life that she thinks the photos she sees on IG are how other people live. I bet she also thinks other people run in slow motion in real life too.
and one of them still needs to be fixed, because she doesn't care if one of her dear cats dies of ovary cancer
Both cats are fixed. Wasabi, if I'm not mistaken, was fixed by the time she bought him. Rarity was fixed some time ago (there are videos of the saga).
Yall, how does she have so many likes all of a sudden?
Interesting. I checked the like/dislike ratio soon after this thread was created and she had twice as many dislikes as she had likes.
ETA: My money is on her making a Patreon by the end of August.
Amber takes a lot of pride in the "fact" that she doesn't have anyone helping her (I remember watching a video/reading something where she got very upset at the suggestion of Patreon/GFM/PO box). Which is ironic coming from someone who was raised on tax payers' dime, manipulated online "girlfriends" to send her money and gifts, had past girlfriends' parents paying for everything (housing, food, clothing) until she moved out with Destiny, and needs people to drive her around.

Calling it casting

This is the same person who said her live is jambled and that she "would cry at the drop of a pen", among other pearls. Amber's grasp of the English language is weak, to say the least. She could have meant anything by that.

Joking aside, afaik, she didn't say casting. She said she was doing an audition tape (I think?). I could be wrong, though, since I didn't watch the video being discussed in this thread. If that's the case, disregard this reply.
Nvm. I'm dumb. She did call it casting call.
 
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I've been pondering what Amber's real diagnosis would be. Narcissistic personality disorder comes up often, but she doesn't really fit. Histrionic PD seems like a contender however, or at least histrionic personality style (a lesser version of the former).

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How many calories is she putting away to keep gaining!‽? That must be constant eating!!

How hard is it to eat 3000 calories a day???

Damn.
She has to be eating at a little under 4,000 to maintain her weight. How much does she cram in her mouth to keep gaining? Who knows?

tho the food she stuffs in her gullet is high in calorie content so...
 
"I'm the most hated Youtuber"
Thinking rather highly of ourselves, aren't we?

"I don't eat for views"
Bullshit. You ARE a liar.

"My reality is different than yours"
This is something an insane person would say.

Goddamnit Amber, stop saying "Furbabies". That is super annoying!!

I don't hate you, Amber. You're just pathetic, and fun to watch.

This "dark fog" stuff sounds like bullshit. It just sounds so insincere.

Look, Amber. Everybody's childhood sucked to some degree. As terrible as yours sounds, there are people out there who have gone through worse and come out better.

Get some help.
 
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