YT 8/13 - Hasbro! MLP G4 Must Continue; NO MLP G5!

What will be the outcome of Blarms 2.0?

  • He eventually watches G5 and loves it

    Votos: 221 69.5%
  • He refuses to watch it

    Votos: 18 5.7%
  • He ends up in jail over it

    Votos: 79 24.8%

  • Total de votantes
    318
Day 2... he's still going at it.

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First Sentence: "Hey there everybody, this is Christine Chandler coming to you live from home..."

-It's a video without the stupid falsetto! Maybe I can listen to this one!

Second Sentence: "People of Earth 1218... Alicorn..."

-goddammit Chris.

Fifth (or so) sentence: "Princess Twilight Sparkle was about to upgrade Applejack to Alicorn status..."

-nope I'm out good luck everyone
 
This "I have the Power! I have the Sight!" stuff from Chris is always hilarious. He's been pulling this line for years, and he hasn't been right once. Remember when the Grim Reaper told Chris that Bob had a few more years to live...then Bob passed away a short time later and Chris was taken by surprise? Remember when Chris said God and Jesus came to him and said he would have a beautiful white wife who would bear him a daughter...and he hasn't even had a girlfriend yet.
TFW major corporations, the incarnation of Death, and even the holy trinity of god, jesus, and the bear are Chris’s best trolls.

The show is changing in a lot of ways, but the biggest is the character design, its going to be more intricate than before, which is causing a lot of OC people to panic, mostly the G4 ponies are all simple copy and paste with different colors, the new ones seem to have more detail, which means Chris would have to remake Nightstar if he wants her to be able to go to the G5 dimension.
Like every single thing Chris has drawn isn’t absolutely perfect in his mind? Redesigning Night Star would require far too much effort and would also be <shudder> change.

And he's now brought CWCville into this.
So ... is Chris getting better?
 
Is this going to get in the way of Chris going after the Wise Guys? His therapy?

I can see him becoming utterly sidetracked by this, because sure, what those guys did was terrible, but THIS is a real catastrophe that will require all of his mental energy. 6 grand is nothing compared to the fate of an entire pony universe.
 
Anyone reading those tweets who didn't know anything about Chris would assume he was completely and utterly insane. His latest tweets on the pony stuff read like the rantings of a madman.

I'm confused as to why Chris can't just see G5 as a new 'sister universe'. He says there are many, after all. Maybe the writers developed a connection to this new universe (in Chris speak)? We know he'll end up lapping G5 up and buying all the merch anyway, but I'm really curious to find out how he eventually explains why the G5 'sister universe' is okay. I just hope between now and then he doesn't get to bent out of shape about it.
 
I wonder if Chris is going to hate the voice actors now for betraying their ponysonas. Or any of the amateur "artists"(tracers) that he follows after they start drawing the new designs.
 
mother fucker doesn't realize its just a half hour long commercial to sell toys, of which he will buy when the new ones are released.
 
It has nothing to do with racism. It is about ethics in horse fucking
I think you replied to the wrong person, I didn't mention race.


That's what Barb used to think before he hauled off and socked her in the jaw.
No one will be hurt if he punches a MLP display.
Would marketing it to preteens even work though? I feel like the audience for MLP last gen was basically 5 year-old girls or 25 year-old men with almost no in-between, and the latter was completely a fluke.
Well maybe not preteens since they're all worked up on shitty Nickelodeon sitcoms, but teens. MLP has a lot of lore and the fight scenes can be pretty cool, so I imagine a more lore oriented MLP would naturally be marketed to teenage girls who grew out of g4.
And he's now brought CWCville into this.

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So what happened to g3 when g4 aired, did the earth get destroyed and replaced with a new one?
 
First time seeing a video by this guy, and he thinks the My Little Pony characters are able to tell him the future and told him false stories about the redesigns? Also, why does he have a Sailor Moon tiara if he's a boy?

See my first watch was him spray painting shoes. I had been reading here for a few weeks before that and seen people close to him claim he's getting a bit better in his life. Then I watched as he murmured to himself in voiced, berated his mother, made his floor a mess, and decided that was good to upload to the internet. He is for sure mentally 8 or 9, but has information a child usually doesn't have like alternate dimensions and that mace hurts people.
 
Is this going to get in the way of Chris going after the Wise Guys? His therapy?

I can see him becoming utterly sidetracked by this, because sure, what those guys did was terrible, but THIS is a real catastrophe that will require all of his mental energy. 6 grand is nothing compared to the fate of an entire pony universe.

He's not concentrating on that anyway. I have the feeling that's more Null & The Captain's crew trying to help get law enforcement involved on Chris's behalf rather then Chris actually driving it.

I am more concerned that either the original 2 Idea Guys or some new :epik:s will be able to use this to manipulate Chris all over again.
 
He's not concentrating on that anyway. I have the feeling that's more Null & The Captain's crew trying to help get law enforcement involved on Chris's behalf rather then Chris actually driving it.

I am more concerned that either the original 2 Idea Guys or some new :epik:s will be able to use this to manipulate Chris all over again.
He's definitely doing the minimum, but his staff can only carry the ball for him for so long, if anything is going to happen Chris has to do more than just an occasional calling out tweet. That's IF anything is even happening anymore.

I don't know, didn't Chris mention something about having a busy, stressful week last week? I wonder if that's anything or he's just complaining about regular errands.
 
G4 will end with the camera pulling back out of Equestria on a wintry holiday evening with ponies singing and snow falling, only to reveal the face of an autistic manchild staring into a snowglobe.

The one he got Barb that year.

Roll credits.
 
@The Captain - Man, just tell him to open up a giant portal with his ring and relocate equestria into his cwcville dimension. Tell him the void equstria makes in the dimension will be replaced with the G5 universe. So chris can take care of all his beloved ponies and sonichus without anyone getting hurt. You gave him these fucking powers, now you can retcon them so he stops chimping out.
 
This is like "It's A Wonderful Life", only the guardian angel rescues Hitler from shooting himself showing the audience a life without Hitler and eugenics.
 
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