YT 8/13 - Hasbro! MLP G4 Must Continue; NO MLP G5!

What will be the outcome of Blarms 2.0?

  • He eventually watches G5 and loves it

    Votos: 221 69.5%
  • He refuses to watch it

    Votos: 18 5.7%
  • He ends up in jail over it

    Votos: 79 24.8%

  • Total de votantes
    318
Teen Titans Go is such a failure that it got a movie made about it. Chris can really call 'em.
I honestly thought Chris would like Teen Titans Go much more than the original, she seems more into toony goofy shows. I guess "TTG sucks" is the popular opinion though.
 
Wait, this Applejack thing he's fretting about isn't a plot point in the show that would be cancelled with a reboot? It's just Chris's headcanon?

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According to Wikipedia, there's an MLP episode in a few days, but the description doesn't have anything to do with what Chris is talking about.
There might be an explanation for Chris' ranting about Applejack. Don't ask me why I looked, but apparently there's a rumor going around that Applejack is going to be discontinued, perhaps even killed.

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https://www.resetera.com/threads/my-little-pony-convention-bronycon-ending-in-2019.58687/

Apparently it's some sort of rumor:

Here's some crap about some Hasbro emails being leaked to 4chan:
https://www.deviantart.com/herooftime1000/journal/Applejack-G5-and-Forced-Diversity-724709567

It would be sad if Applejack died for some milk but at least he'd die for a noble cause. :semperfidelis:
 
Can someone please explain to me about what exactly is changing with this show?
As far as I know, the character designs are changing. The art style is changing too and it looks like it'll be aimed at an older audience(still children, but probably preteens).
We need a poll in this thread.

Will Blarms 2.0 end in jail time for Chris?
It would be utterly hilarious but sadly, I doubt it. He's too docile now. It's more likely he'll rant to a Target employee about how G5 is killing the G4 ponies and that's why they need to take the pony display down NOW NOW NOW NOW
 
Can someone please explain to me about what exactly is changing with this show?
They're changing the artstyle around and swapping some of the pony races. Now the pony all about magic can't magic, the shy pussy pegasus can magic, and Pinkie Pie can menace things in the sky with her non-consensual parties. Some aesthetic changes, and a bunch of stuff that sincerely makes no sense with even a basic knowledge of the series. But meh. Maybe it won't suck (It will) ;)
 
There might be an explanation for Chris' ranting about Applejack. Don't ask me why I looked, but apparently there's a rumor going around that Applejack is going to be discontinued, perhaps even killed.

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https://www.resetera.com/threads/my-little-pony-convention-bronycon-ending-in-2019.58687/

Apparently it's some sort of rumor:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=yZ0j-JZgFls
Here's some crap about some Hasbro emails being leaked to 4chan:
https://www.deviantart.com/herooftime1000/journal/Applejack-G5-and-Forced-Diversity-724709567

It would be sad if Applejack died for some tard cum but at least he'd die for a noble cause. :semperfidelis:

Applejack isn't being removed, the title is just clickbait. In reality, they are just giving her a huge redesign (Significantly changing her appearance and personality (Turning her from a country girl to a sassy black woman)). Although in Chris' eyes that might be so much of a change that they might has well have killed her.
 
As far as I know, the character designs are changing. The art style is changing too and it looks like it'll be aimed at an older audience(still children, but probably preteens).

It would be utterly hilarious but sadly, I doubt it. He's too docile now. It's more likely he'll rant to a Target employee about how G5 is killing the G4 ponies and that's why they need to take the pony display down NOW NOW NOW NOW
It has nothing to do with racism. It is about ethics in horse fucking
 
One of the symptoms to autism is "Moderate-Extreme discomfort to change." , although that's a pretty human trait that sometimes gets blurred.
Chris helps make the line clearer.

Joe Everyman: "Ah man, I have to move, grumble grumble, if I didn't have to, I wouldn't." This is a typical reaction.
Chris Weston Chandler: "REALITY WILL BEND TO MY WILL BECAUSE I HAVE TRANSCENDED WITH PSYCHIC POWERS." This is an autistic reaction, with peppered schizophrenia and delusional thinking.

Much like the 2016 election, Chris wanted something and did not receive; to the point where he made a sincere tweet about assassinating the President and Vice President, making a Lego video about executing them, and throwing the process of elections out the window because he did not get what he want. This was before the Transcending to different dimensions however and obtaining Multiversal Foresight and Omnipresence. (Before the Schizophrenia) so Chris could simply grumble, defecate himself, and then proceed to do nothing.

I am curious to see, now with Delusional Schizophrenia that revolves around Egotism, how Chris will react when his view of Reality is challenged and likewise capsized by a Reality that truly does not care about the self valued weight of his own "headcanons." Will he collapse his facade? Will he fall further into escapism? Will he lash out at the world around him? Will he understand, "Oh, Reality is a bitch?" Will insiders ruse him? Will Null shelter and protect him from the blow?

I am truly, truly curious to see how the naked god-emperor who thinks he wears full battle armor will fare against the volley of arrows when they land on him. Saying "The arrows will/must move" is only making this more exciting, because they will not.

If Reality being cruel (as it usually is), the volley will land and skewer Chris who will despair in "Ah! I had no power, I've been naked!" followed quickly by a second volley with Barb's passing, "Now I'm alone, as well as powerless and naked!" However, knowing Chris and his dumb luck, someone will probably ease the blows for either or both volleys.
 
As far as I know, the character designs are changing. The art style is changing too and it looks like it'll be aimed at an older audience(still children, but probably preteens).


Would marketing it to preteens even work though? I feel like the audience for MLP last gen was basically 5 year-old girls or 25 year-old men with almost no in-between, and the latter was completely a fluke.
 
They're changing the artstyle around and swapping some of the pony races. Now the pony all about magic can't magic, the shy pussy pegasus can magic, and Pinkie Pie can menace things in the sky with her non-consensual parties. Some aesthetic changes, and a bunch of stuff that sincerely makes no sense with even a basic knowledge of the series. But meh. Maybe it won't suck (It will) ;)
Hardly any real significant changes, but these must be catastrophic compared to an arm color swap.
 
I am a bit curious as to how exactly moving the franchise to G5 would be in any way "harmful" to our dimension. What does Chris think would happen?

He explains it in his Twatter rant at the start of this thread. Forgive me if I don't recall it all but it's something about splitting off a new dimension would strip half the power from the old one to power the new or something, and what it all boils down to is that Chris hates change. Until he likes it.
 
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One of the symptoms to autism is "Moderate-Extreme discomfort to change." , although that's a pretty human trait that sometimes gets blurred.
Chris helps make the line clearer.

Joe Everyman: "Ah man, I have to move, grumble grumble, if I didn't have to, I wouldn't." This is a typical reaction.
Chris Weston Chandler: "REALITY WILL BEND TO MY WILL BECAUSE I HAVE TRANSCENDED WITH PSYCHIC POWERS." This is an autistic reaction, with peppered schizophrenia and delusional thinking.

Much like the 2016 election, Chris wanted something and did not receive; to the point where he made a sincere tweet about assassinating the President and Vice President, making a Lego video about executing them, and throwing the process of elections out the window because he did not get what he want. This was before the Transcending to different dimensions however and obtaining Multiversal Foresight and Omnipresence. (Before the Schizophrenia) so Chris could simply grumble, defecate himself, and then proceed to do nothing.

I am curious to see, now with Delusional Schizophrenia that revolves around Egotism, how Chris will react when his view of Reality is challenged and likewise capsized by a Reality that truly does not care about the self valued weight of his own "headcanons." Will he collapse his facade? Will he fall further into escapism? Will he lash out at the world around him? Will he understand, "Oh, Reality is a bitch?" Will insiders ruse him? Will Null shelter and protect him from the blow?

I am truly, truly curious to see how the naked god-emperor who thinks he wears full battle armor will fare against the volley of arrows when they land on him. Saying "The arrows will/must move" is only making this more exciting, because they will not.

If Reality being cruel (as it usually is), the volley will land and skewer Chris who will despair in "Ah! I had no power, I've been naked!" followed quickly by a second volley with Barb's passing, "Now I'm alone, as well as powerless and naked!" However, knowing Chris and his dumb luck, someone will probably ease the blows for either or both volleys.

We've seen what Chris does in situations like this. Just like Mitch Sonichu and the basement rosechus Chris is just going to 'rescue' the ponies if things don't go the way he wants. Either Equestria will end up right next door like the pokemon world or there'll be some sort of portal thingie; regardless of whichever happens the 'Mane 6' will be be super grateful to Chris because if there's one thing Chris loves it's playing the hero for imaginary people.
 
This "I have the Power! I have the Sight!" stuff from Chris is always hilarious. He's been pulling this line for years, and he hasn't been right once. Remember when the Grim Reaper told Chris that Bob had a few more years to live...then Bob passed away a short time later and Chris was taken by surprise? Remember when Chris said God and Jesus came to him and said he would have a beautiful white wife who would bear him a daughter...and he hasn't even had a girlfriend yet? Chris gets worked up over something (like being single and lonely or Bob being in the hospital), then his subconscious sends him a comforting dream that he takes as divine providence, which promptly proves to be wishful thinking. Yet the fact that exactly none of these "prophetic dreams" have ever been true never occurs to Chris.

I really look forward to seeing how he will react to Hasbro making this new generation of MLP. There's a lot of factors at play here that make this situation very unpredictable. I mean, no one could have foreseen Chris pepper spraying someone over the color of a video game characters arms, and that was before he started having outrageous delusions of power and self-importance. So really the outcome varies wildly from Chris enjoying the new generation and playing mental gymnastics to protect his Schizo delusions, all the way to Chris pitching childish fits in public and attacking another employee who is trying to get him to leave the store. Literally anything is on the table at this point because Chris has never been this mentally unbalanced before. However, Chris has an uncanny knack for disappointing you when you think he's going to do something outrageous.
 
The show is changing in a lot of ways, but the biggest is the character design, its going to be more intricate than before, which is causing a lot of OC people to panic, mostly the G4 ponies are all simple copy and paste with different colors, the new ones seem to have more detail, which means Chris would have to remake Nightstar if he wants her to be able to go to the G5 dimension.
 
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