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Chris has tiny chicken legs. He could probably just buy a women's size L and squeeze himself into them, with the waistline just below his FUPA. Can't be too comfortable on the ol' bent duck though.
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Chris has tiny chicken legs. He could probably just buy a women's size L and squeeze himself into them, with the waistline just below his FUPA. Can't be too comfortable on the ol' bent duck though.
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- 24 de Dic, 2015
Holy shit that angle and the way she's sitting is just do fucking creepy. It's like a found footsfo horror film.
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- 15 de Ago, 2016
"I want what I want NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!"
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If Barb doesn't have dementia why does she just sit there and watch him destroy the carpet? is it because it's not her wing of the house?
She really comes off like a meek housewife here, doesn't help that he called her dear again.
She really comes off like a meek housewife here, doesn't help that he called her dear again.
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- 6 de Mar, 2016
I feel so sorry. How in the fuck is Christine gonna sell them on eBay?!
...if she intends to sell them overpriced.
...if she intends to sell them overpriced.
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- 3 de Ago, 2018
When you think of it Barb is sort of like his house wife. He sexualises her, calls he dear, slept with her in the past after the fire, and they probably cook for each other.
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- 16 de Mar, 2014
Why the fuck would I want to see Chris coloring his shoes for a whole hour?
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Well, at least we know how he sleeps at night.
Shit hang on, is that fucking drawn on the actual fucking wall?
Looks like paper to me judging from the outline of it. But I honestly wouldn't doubt, if Chris ran out of paper and dint want to buy any, he would probably use the wall or a roll of toilet paper.
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This forum has a 17 page thread about Chris eating Mighty Wings.
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He punched her for Wise. He's in charge now.
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She has better sitting posture than I do.
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- 5 de Ene, 2018
You know what? I think the painted on stuck pet hair really sells the look.
Behold, Chris' finished NEW Sonichu Blue Heart Scarlet shoes.
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It's too bad he didn't use plasti-dip on them. Sure it wears off, but it wouldn't destroy the shoe. I think it would have looked much better and he'd be able to peel it off and then put it back to "refresh" it.
If he discovers plasti-dip he may start doing it to his car. You can do some pretty cool stuff with plasti-dip on a car, but if how he did his shoes is any indication he should stay away from it.
If he discovers plasti-dip he may start doing it to his car. You can do some pretty cool stuff with plasti-dip on a car, but if how he did his shoes is any indication he should stay away from it.
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Nothing like listening to Chris tell you exactly where to aim a spray can nozzle and push it. Yeah, make sure it’s pointing away from your face, aim it at shoes, your mom and Game Stop employees.
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- 21 de Sep, 2014
I just realized that inventing "Relics of Fail", wearing them once or twice in videos or at cons, and then reselling on eBay would actually be a pretty viable business plan since people are clearly interested in buying this shit for whatever reason.
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- 22 de Mayo, 2015
Because Chris is a minor e-celebrity. that and there's an entire Wiki dedicated to just how utterly bizarre Chris is.
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- 6 de Nov, 2014
If Chris was smart, he could coast by with his tugboat and e-fame junk. But well, yeah, he is not smart at all!
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- 3 de Jun, 2016
We've seen how he looks in tights, like a pair on stilts wearing a diaper. Seriously, they're not supposed to fit you highwater with your huge mankles sticking out.
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