YT 8/3 - Shoe Colouring

[Count Olaf]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=hYtqSdbKALQ

It's like an Bob Ross video, except Chris is the Happy Accident. In all seriousness though, he's doing something that makes him happy that isn't causing any harm to anyone else, so you know what, props to him.

So how long until the old sweaty, stinky, possibly foot-moldy old painted shoes are put on sale on Ebay for a hilariously enormous price?

I love that he got paint all over the carpet and basically was like "eh, fuck it.".

I mean that carpet is covered in so much shit and piss from the pets (and Barb?) that a little paint on the floor might actually be an improvement.

 

[johnny5150]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=hYtqSdbKALQ
It's about an hour long. He doesn't finish, and he said that he'll post the final result later.

its like watching a autistic bob ross

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

At least he's not wearing the dildo on his head anymore

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Barb's in the room watching. She appears at around 15 minutes in.

 

[johnny5150]

Barb cameo at around 15 minutes.

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press F for Barb

 

[Distant Stare]

Barb's in the room watching. She appears at around 15 minutes in.

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She does not look like she is all together there. Why didnt she stop him from painting the carpet?

Chris spent 50 dollars on theses shoes. Now add the paint and tape. One day he is also going to beg for money to fix the carpet. People need to stop raising money for him every time he screws up. He will never learn to be an adult if internet magic saves him from his STRESS.

 

[CrazyRandomZyn]

She's being more crafty? Thats nice I guess

 

[Silver Octopus]

Why didnt she stop him from painting the carpet?

I think Barb's given up parenting.
Chris is 36 years old, Barb knows there's no point - she probably thinking to herself "Why bother? I'll be dead soon and Chris will be someone else's problem... Yeah, fuck it, Chris can paint the carpets in the house if he wants... place is gonna be forclosed soon anyways."

 

[Someone in a Tree]

How much longer before he paints himself blue again?

 

[Slap47]

Why is somebody who is struggling financially rolling around in 100 dollar sneakers after treating themselves with a multi-thousand dollar convention?

 

[White bubblegum]

That paint isn't going to damage their brains any more than they already are, so that's a plus.
And at least he's.. expanding his creative outlets, but he can't color inside the lines even in real life?

 

[Snuckening]

Chris seems high AF in that video

Yeah, pretty sure I worked out how the "portal to CWCville" works

https://www.researchgate.net/publication/20551642_Solvent_abuse_psychosis

 

[Jack Awful]

Modern Chris makes Classic Chris look fuckable.

 

[Someone in a Tree]

Why is somebody who is struggling financially rolling around in 100 dollar sneakers after treating themselves with a multi-thousand dollar convention?

I think you know the answer...

 

[Poliwrath]

Barb's in the room watching. She appears at around 15 minutes in.

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lol is that a South Park banner

 

[Xetzyr]

Chris seems high AF in that video

It's from the paint fumes, I don't think he's got any kind of ventilation at all, not even an open window.

 

[Distant Stare]

I think you know the answer...

Help my car is heating up!
Help, my car broke down!
Help, my car broke down again!
Help, pay for my ride home!

 

[bigshot]

Barb is completely senile. That rug was new after the fire and Chris is getting spray paint all over it. She's sitting there smiling counting the blood vessels in her head as they pop one by one.

 

[LazloChalos]

lol is that a South Park banner

Yes, and it says "coon"

I like imagining Barb is wearing Bob's old pants just to complete the collage of madness in that image, her hair dye job makes her look like she has shaggy dog ears.

 

[Panboys Probation Officer]

Based on the shoe painting video, I don't think barb allows chris to use scissors.