Money Financhu Crisis / Chris sells his stuff megathread

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[CoolGuyHitler]

Maybe the buyer heard about what happened to Chris and took pity on him, but didn't realize the profit on this is just going to go to Barb since it was her stuff?

Or maybe they're trying to buy Chris's trust

 

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Reminder that the autist who brought up fleas is Michael Hirtes, who is actually living in a flea-infested Section 8 hovel.

 

[LagoonaBlue]

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"Fleas Navidad" got me.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

Reminder that the autist who brought up fleas is Michael Hirtes, who is actually living in a flea-infested Section 8 hovel.

I know that guy is an abject waste of space. But if you're saying he's the KillAllRednecks guy in this post (and even if not), I'm sorry, but "Fleas Navidad" just made me snortlol my coffee.

Edit: Damn your ninja illskillz @LagoonaBlue

 

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I know that guy is an abject waste of space. But if you're saying he's the KillAllRednecks guy in this post (and even if not), I'm sorry, but "Fleas Navidad" just made me snortlol my coffee.

Edit: Damn your ninja illskillz @LagoonaBlue

I assume you didn't see Michael Hirtes' thread yet?

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/micha...olterbob-slep-totem-sanic-aspergercorn.32312/

Edit: Bonus hilarity, so you see the kind of autist we're talking about: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/this-is-why-we-dont-encourage-people-to-harass-chris.32290/

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

I assume you didn't see Michael Hirtes' thread yet?

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/micha...olterbob-slep-totem-sanic-aspergercorn.32312/

Edit: Bonus hilarity, so you see the kind of autist we're talking about: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/this-is-why-we-dont-encourage-people-to-harass-chris.32290/

I've seen enough contextual evidence btwn here & twitter that no, I've purposely avoided that rabbit hole. But it looks like I now have some reading to do today.

 

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I've seen enough contextual evidence btwn here & twitter that no, I've purposely avoided that rabbit hole. But it looks like I now have some reading to do today.

It's a very fun pair of threads lol, start with the 2nd link, it leads to the 1st.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Oh, great, now people will buy Barb's old diapers to troll Chris because the Captain bought the ring.

 

[LagoonaBlue]

I assume you didn't see Michael Hirtes' thread yet?

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/micha...olterbob-slep-totem-sanic-aspergercorn.32312/

Edit: Bonus hilarity, so you see the kind of autist we're talking about: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/this-is-why-we-dont-encourage-people-to-harass-chris.32290/

Hirtes is a train wreck of a human being.

I used to have fun trying to spot his sockpuppet accounts on twitter until they became same-y and purposefully dedicated to hating/hurting Chris. Then they just sort of pissed me off.

 

[A Flying Nun]

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So is he paying $200 for the blanket or $200 to satisfy his curiousity and find out how Chris signs it? Knowing Chris he's gonna jizz on it.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

I assume you didn't see Michael Hirtes' thread yet?

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/micha...olterbob-slep-totem-sanic-aspergercorn.32312/

Edit: Bonus hilarity, so you see the kind of autist we're talking about: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/this-is-why-we-dont-encourage-people-to-harass-chris.32290/

I really wish I wasn't so busy during summer months, because I miss out on spergatory like this. Out of nowhere last August, everyone was all like "Hirtes" "Hirtes" "Hirtes" and since I missed out on the initial sperging, I ended up keeping in my headcannon that "Hirtes" rhymes with "Thirties."

 

[Smity Werbenjagermanjensen]

I mean that's a nice looking blanket...if you paid $20 at max. Not to mention it was a part of the hoard collecting god knows what for who knows how long.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

It probably knows what it sounded like when Bob came.

 

[AnOminous]

I ended up keeping in my headcannon that "Hirtes" rhymes with "Thirties."

Pretty sure it actually does. Might be a hard "T" though. Like "Herpes" but with a "T."

 

[Smity Werbenjagermanjensen]

I do consistently wonder though, when Barb dies will Chris actually sell the hoard or will he become too attached to the only major thing that she left him with? Assuming he actually works up the effort to sort through all that junk.

 

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I do consistently wonder though, when Barb dies will Chris actually sell the hoard or will he become too attached to the only major thing that she left him with? Assuming he actually works up the effort to sort through all that junk.

Despite making his own Vidya/Lego mini-hoard, He always hated Barb's hoard.

Amazingly enough, Chris's room is somehow the tidiest in 14 BLC (relatively of course).

 

[Mason Verger]

Despite making his own Vidya/Lego mini-hoard, He always hated Barb's hoard.

Amazingly enough, Chris's room is somehow the tidiest in 14 BLC (relatively of course).

Honestly, does Chris even give a shit about Branchland Court? We're under the assumption that Chris needs to keep the place after Barb dies, but he might not even want it. I think he still laments moving there.

 

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Honestly, does Chris even give a shit about Branchland Court? We're under the assumption that Chris needs to keep the place after Barb dies, but he might not even want it. I think he still laments moving there.

I think he does, people in general fear big changes, nevermind autists like Chris, who lived in the same house for the majority of his life.

Put it this way: Chris tard raged about Sanic's arm color, you think losing 14 BLC won't make him tard rage? That's what A-Logging idiots like Hirtes are clearly betting on, only Hirtes is the only person who's honest about his wish.

 

[Marvin]

Honestly, does Chris even give a shit about Branchland Court? We're under the assumption that Chris needs to keep the place after Barb dies, but he might not even want it. I think he still laments moving there.

I think he does, people in general fear big changes, nevermind autists like Chris, who lived in the same house for the majority of his life.

Put it this way: Chris tard raged about Sanic's arm color, you think losing 14 BLC won't make him tard rage? That's what A-Logging idiots like Hirtes are clearly betting on, only Hirtes is the only person who's honest about his wish.

Chris has been wanting to leave 14BC and experience life for awhile now. It's why he was hounding Cole to take over taking care of Barb, so Chris could leave. That desire to leave has gone up and down in the past, but in general, I don't think Chris has a particularly strong autistic attachment to 14BC.