[June 11th] Dilation of Stink Ditch - From tumblr

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"Cerebrate! The Chrysalis is opening! Do not allow any Terrans near it!"

Don't worry Zasz. Not even other Zerg want a part in this clusterfuck.
 
I am so fucking jealous, holy shit. I know that we're all pretending not to be jealous, but I really wish that I had my penis cut up and shoved into my pelvis.
 
He keeps posting all these photos of his 'recovery'. Do they get many asspats? Because I'm pretty sure the only reason Phil posts any of this is the same reason he had his dick inverted in the first place - to make us look at him and go 'ewww'.

It's hilarious that he thinks spending all his time thinking about us and doing shit to get us to notice him is somehow 'winning' over us. He couldn't get more beholden to us if he tried. His entire life revolves around doing stuff for our attention. Behold the 'anarchist' who lives only for 'fascists'.

Aw. I always thought Kiwi Farms could use another pet.
 
He keeps posting all these photos of his 'recovery'. Do they get many asspats? Because I'm pretty sure the only reason Phil posts any of this is the same reason he had his dick inverted in the first place - to make us look at him and go 'ewww'.
Phil is so disliked and forgotten about, even his drunk squatter roommate could post a hang nail and get more ass pats.

Yup, Phil mutilated himself, and put himself at grave risk to show us a few gross photos. It's like a 12 year old printing out a picture from orgeish (is that even still around?) and hiding them in a text book of a class mate, but instead of burning some color printer ink, Phil seriously altered his "healthy" body for the rest of his life and probably shaved years off his life span and now has permeant repercussions.
 
It's hilarious that he thinks spending all his time thinking about us and doing shit to get us to notice him is somehow 'winning' over us. He couldn't get more beholden to us if he tried. His entire life revolves around doing stuff for our attention. Behold the 'anarchist' who lives only for 'fascists'.

If he think's he's winning, let him think that. Once he's in septic shock I doubt this sort of victory means anything anymore.
 
I'm saddened that Philthy thinks having his genitals replaced with a suppurating wound is "anti-fascist". As I recall, the NSDAP heartily approved of sterilizing the mentally disabled. Furthermore the medical establishment of the third reich, such as Mengele, delighted in performing surgical mutilations on people like Phil. This poor maimed man seems very confused.
 
Man I'm so jealous. I wish I got to shove a hard plastic rod into my genitals to keep them from healing closed. But instead, I have to sit around and worship Hitler on this internet forum. Phil is really living the life.
 
I mentioned in the last thread that I thought for sure that Phil wouldn't be dilating his fauxgina, given that he lacks basic hygiene. I guess I was wrong in that I thought he wouldn't be doing it at all.

The question now is, will he keep doing it? Somehow I don't think so.
 
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