DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

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The most likely scenario right now with Kat is that she absolutely refuses to feature in any way shape or form on Phil's social media, even not wanting mentioned much. This will absolutely infuriate Phil as he's used to trying to show off possessions in his life (let's be clear he sees a girlfriend as a possession). Phil has this necessity to validate his life and his "achievements" over the last decade or so.

His unrealistic idea of Kat bending to his every whim, only to be disappointed with the current state of events, points to Kat being a very manipulative and persuasive person imo. I think it's entirely possible that Phil's chewed off more than he can handle.

(the alternative theory is she fucked off already but my theory's more fun)
 
Because I always enjoy comparing Phil's numbers to other streamers:

A streamer fell asleep 4 hours ago and left the stream running. He is still asleep as I post.

He still has more viewers than Phil manages.

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At some point it was over 1,000 viewers. Chat is going bonkers at every noise he makes and every inconsistency in his snoring {HE AWAKENS! ...nvm}

A fella snoozing is more entertaining than DSP.

Just another show of Twitch being fucking useless with its moderation, since sleeping on stream (or otherwise leaving it unattended) is supposed to be against the rules. Hell, some turds even position the camera at the bed because they just can't get enough of themselves in public when they're awake.

Phil should earn some kind of lifetime achievement award if he manages to get that permaban someday.
 
The whole relationship between Kat and Phil was based on so many unrealistic ideas and unfulfilled promises. I realize that somehow somewhere some woman may find Phil attractive, but it must be really frustrating to live with a man who is sleeping when you get up for work, plays video games all day, spends an hour with you for dinner, and continues playing games until after you go to bed. Then he stays up all night drinking.

If they're deaf and blind then maybe. God forbid if they have a strong sense of smell.

The only kind of women that I could think of that would genuinely find Phil attractive and have no ulterior motive (I.E. free room and board) are bottom of the barrel crack whores and senile octogenarians.
 
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You can't complain about H1Z1 since it's free, like Fortnite, and the servers don't work, like so many other games!
 
You can check that in 15 seconds by going on anyone else's Patreon, you know. It's Patreon, apparently going to anyone's page first directs you to the 'memberships' tab, no longer the 'overview.'
Which is incredible stupid, cause how do i know if i wanna pledge without seeing overview.

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I do believe phil had plans with her, cooking show, coop, vlogs. So the question is, did Kat fooled him before the move? Was she straight up lieing, or she was like "we will see"?
 
I do believe phil had plans with her, cooking show, coop, vlogs. So the question is, did Kat fooled him before the move? Was she straight up lieing, or she was like "we will see"?
Phil uploads all his vids at once and they don't always come out in chronological order. Why throw a fit about YouTube doing the same thing Phil is guilty of doing?
 
Which is incredible stupid, cause how do i know if i wanna pledge without seeing overview.

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I do believe phil had plans with her, cooking show, coop, vlogs. So the question is, did Kat fooled him before the move? Was she straight up lieing, or she was like "we will see"?

Just like with every innocent young love, they draw the future. They could do these things, or the other things. So much stuff we wouldn't do otherwise but when we are together everything will change! And then reality hits in and they realize this was just a temporary motivator. Sometimes reality just says "Nope" and refuses to give the possibility to do something together.

So Kat was a fan when she met Phil, for all we know? As so many she fell for his charisma good looks humour ability to fool her. Then they write a lot and Phil tells how the Scooby Gang World Order ruined his channel and he tells how he's really a nice guy blabla since he is a good liar. And she told him things nobody told him before so she turned into his soulmate, like: "I can get income" or "Yes I can cook" or "I actually like showing cleavage" or "I clean my room, so I would also clean the house" and Phil is like:
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Then she had the choice to live with some witches and demons - or the really nice but missunderstood Darksydephil, the rest is history. Why not give it a try and be in one of his videos? Yeah well, that backfired massively and I think this was just the cherry on top of the mountain of doubts. Maybe she can see what the evil detractors see in him, but she can't actually flee. She has the best opportunity to change him as she exists right at the source of all autism. So I'm really thankful for her obvious attempts to change him, even if she has no media persona anymore, but she shines through. But her real goal could be leaving this place without future (except Phil confessed to her how he fooled all these kids and could easily maintain 5 houses).

I think the following: In case she doesn't have ... sex ... with the .... goutpig... they don't see each other that much, just a few hours. His audience on the other hand suffers him through his streams for far longer. Could be bearable for her. She has enough clean space to plan a journey to Tyrone Hill - or she will just stay and sees Phil as an unwanted roommate. Or she wants to leave but doesn't have enough money. However, I don't think the fourth option has any foundation: She loves him and wants to stay.
 
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In DSP's case they're doing everyone a huge favor with this system. Now nobody will see his worthless video spam

Sometimes I wonder just how many of his subs are still active accounts who just allow the 20+ videos a day flood their sub feed.

Either way I wonder how long it will be before DSP's next "Google is book smart not street smart" rant happens about this.
 
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I would like a more ordered system. Everyone who ups at least 1 video would get listed as a person, 1 person per row. Right next to their avatar 3 random videos of this day with thumbnail and if they uploaded more you could click "Another 17 videos".
But what do I know what I want to see, I've not studied youtubism.
 
To a previous poster about a month or so ago Swagginz did say in chat he had student loans or was a student. Other people can vouch for this statement too. Also with his work style I would assume student or unemployed as he is on at 10 - 6 or 7 even later, his online hours slot in with student life not a work life.
 
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