DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

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Sometimes you find gold when pausing a video to go take a piss.

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BallBuster dijo:
Then he couldn’t harvest pity bucks then. His “I’m stressed” gimmick is just that... a gimmick. This lazy twat guzzles down energy drinks and sits on a loveseat for 8-10 hours a day and calls it work and gets paid handsomely for it. Aside from his lavish lifestyle which he refuses to change out his broken ego, he has nothing to be stressed about.
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Dave streams 2-4hrs in the *cough* morning and then 3-6 hours in the evening ( PST ) with breaks during his stream ( most notably being the Post pre-stream 15-20 min pee break. Granted pre-streams do take 1.5 to 2+ hrs, so... He can be said to stream for 6-8hrs a day...just not inn one sitting. That is for his 7hr+/- "marathons".

samovski dijo:
Is anybody surprised? He's terrified of people. He's terrified of trolls. He's terrified of anything to do with being social. Probably why Kat isn't allowed social media, he's probably terrified of her becoming one of us. I never expect him to play with fans/subs. It makes too much sense so of course he won't do it.
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IF he was so terrified, he'd not have allowed her to go out inn the world and work. That was the mistake he made with Leanna. She was sent out to bring home the bacon, but came home with a newly awaken attitude one gains from going fro shut-in to gainfully employed person 'interacting' with co-workers ( aka rl people who are not Dave and behave accordingly ie: take part in civil discourse without being able to ban/mute the opinion they don't cotton to and not even thinking that doing so would be in any way acceptable. In other words experiencing 'real talk' with real people )

DarkSoulsPhil dijo:
Now this is super interesting about the timing. What a control freak
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Actually, it's not. He said....Months later, that during his two breaks he told his fans were to "clean his house and rest his voice" were actually spent with his New gf, Kat. I wage he didn't want pics of THEN on the web while he was telling his fans he was "all alone" and begging pity money ...all alone in his big house...with his new house plants I now think Kat wanted to spruce up his barren abode seeing as he just recently endured a gardening Honey-do list from her on his latest break. He mentioned, after Leanna was gone, that she had kept a herb garden in the back. A herb garden that had since died after she left. The LAST thing a person with Allergies ( and knows little to nothing about what causes their allergies ) is going to want in their home is PLANTS Plants don't reduce dust and anyone selling them would have told him this!!!!!!111one I wage that KAT got those plants, but Dave at the time was saying he was all heart broken and alone, soo....


OneDaySon dijo:
DSP and Kat's relationship was always a relationship of convenience. It was a practically textbook rebound relationship. Just a quick google will show that they had all the signs of it just being a rebound relationship. They both recently ended a relationship, both were desperate for company again and desperate to be loved, Kat needed somewhere to stay, Phil needed a maid, so they made plans to move in with one another ASAP. Phil met her 2 months after he broke up with Leanna and all of a sudden she's his "soulmate" and after 6 months and two actual visits with each other they're making plans to move in and 8 months and another visit she's moved in. That's way too rushed. It was totally a rebound and that's no time to know if that person is right for you to live with or not never mind soul mates and shit. Now they're probably just together for conveniences sake, especially since their break up grief is done with (Maybe less for Phil he's still SO fucking bitter whenever Leanna's brought up) so now they don't desperately need that replacement companionship a rebound gives.
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It wasn't 6months, according to Dave, His 'much needed breaks to clean the house and rest his voice were spent with Kat' according to him...later.He flew her out four times by my count : Summer, pre-Halloween ( she helped pick out the Ass Cred costume according to him , Early Dec and then the move in Feb)

Unseemly and Feral dijo:
So we're assuming that the breakup with Kat is inevitable and only a matter of when. But does this coincide with her leaving the Burnell estate, or will she just be a roommate de jure as well as de facto? I feel like having a place to live and a job wouldn't be something to leave on a whim, even if you had to live with a guy like Phil.
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Kat seems a person with a mouth to back up her opinions ( taken from watching her streams ). I can easily see Dave being cowed by her ( and her knowing he would be ). I can see her having the run of the roost with Dave having little say i the matter. When Leanna grew a spine, he never said a word to her on stream, choosing instead to act like a teenage son who mother came in his room while he was streaming. I don't see Dave having the spine to kick her out
Dragoonism dijo:
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How long before he asks for disability benefits from the goverment?
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..but he just lauded the new advancements in gaming controlers for the impaired? He seemed so elated that folks with disabilities were able to play vida-games. Can't draw a Gov. check if you can still do your job >.>

Drip Feed dijo:
The constant need to pick up your mouse and the frustration would actually tire your wrist, that games pretty annoying when it comes to how much you pick your mouse up to drag it back, but swollen? lmao nah, unless he has some chakra like gout gate that opens when he exerts energy, all that happened is him actually using muscles hes never used before because he just sits on his ass all day.

Same reason he said he was sore from walking on his day off, yes ofcourse you're going to be sore if you just sit on some sunken smelly sofa all day and your only excersize is lifting a fucking fork to your mouth.
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DuUuude, he was sore from doing 'yardwork' in his tiny mostly concrete apartment patio sized 'backyard'. He "works out while walking around the grocery store and carrying the grocery bags inside the house".


BrandNewDetractor dijo:
I don’t think Kat left Phil, he said that he’s not mentioning her nor posting pictures on Instagram because of the amount of negative comments that he got everytime he posted pictures of food she was making. Personally I kind of feel bad for Kat, she seems like a nice person and hasn’t done anything that warrants the amount of negativity that she got from some trolls.
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Citation needed. Due tell about "the amount of negativity that she got from some trolls." You feel bad for a person who left everyone they know and everything they have ( including a PS4 ) to move to another State to live with a guy you've known irl for less than a month ...because a month +/- after he lost his FIANCE he started wooing you over the interwebs? There are so0oo many Red Flags on both sides I am amazed either of them went thru with this recipe for failure that it can only mean they made a mutual agreement that they are both profiting from now. Kat has three hots and a cot and Dave has the SoulMaid he needs to look good in front of his 'fans'. She refuses to play co-op with him, to film DSP Tries It, the 'new cooking wiht the King ft Kat' and would not even poke her head in while he took one bite of hte Birthday cake she made for him....They have and arrangement...and it's not a bf/gf one imo.

neger psykolog dijo:
Well even if he is making an amount close to 2011-2013 levels, its pretty undeniable that not only is he paying for his second property now but he also likely has a lot more other debt now as well.
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Citation needed. What debt? He never talks about a Washington mortgage. Who's to say he didn't buy that out right? It could not cost that much money to move to Washington State or else he'd not be able to move Kat there. Don't forget, he left the vast majority of his furniture (if not all of it as I've seen nothing besides art, his work related gaming equipment and Panda's soap stuff ) in Conn and bought ALL NEW furniture to fill the new Townhouse as he talked about in a vlog. More reason to be worrired about losing it to the tax man...as improbable as this would be. The 'Tax man' would take his 2nd home not his primary res. Can't pay those taxes if you're homeless >.> Additionally, do ya'll have any idea how much money he'd have to have wasted to spend all the money he made back in his 'Pay-per-view' hey day with Machinima? It was obviously enough to move to the other side of the country and by a quarter of a MILLION dollar townhouse while still paying for a $130K condo in Conn with HOA fees, property taxes and utilities ( like sewage which he moaned about even when the Aunt was there. ) Dave was seeing 7-12 MILLION views a month when he was on top. That's some serious cash......Machinima paid well....until they realized how much more they were paying folks compared to newer MCNs and started downsizing contracts. This lead to the rise of the ex Machinima MCN start ups that most the old timers joined with ( for an added profit) ...except Dave who hung with them until they kicked him to the curb.

N0thingICanDo dijo:
...btw someone asked what Kat is cooking for him tonight, he said he is having frozen Lasagna, it sounds more and more likely Kat has left the house.........

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More like she has him by the nose and feels comfortable enough after the success of the Shwann's order that she can throw a frozen dinner at him and he'll not say a word. She may know too much now/ have access to to much that he can't say anything lest SHE leak info he cannot afford to be leaked. She's older and having lived on her own for a number of years, I imagine wiser than Leanna, who he took right out of her childhood bedroom across a continent to where she would be completely reliant on him...until he had her get that job and she made her own money and spent hours upon hours outside with other people...

neger psykolog dijo:
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RIP cooking with Kat
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...Was never going to happen anyway ( imo ) ...outside of her blatantly forced appearance in the "Look! I have a gf' vid", you could tell she was never going to humor him again by appearing in another. She knew what folks had said. She wasn't pleased....and I'm fairly sure she made it clear that he can do his thing and she'll do her thing and never the twain shall meet.


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PieceofShet dijo:
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They talking about shaving one of his eyebrow for money
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ok so the minimum hes going out is once a week "if not more" so lets narrow that down to once a week, i would love to see his T-score from now till he hits 40, he will most likely get SERIOUS osteoporosis with just eating and playing games with no routine in his life that isnt a "chore" of going to the store, its almost sad but i now assume that if this all flops for him he will 100% go dissability and just say "hey its just my genetics doods, my fucking dumb cunt of an aunt gave me all this".

With the size that he is, because lets face it, he wont be getting any slimmer, that weight is gonna fuck him up in the long term with little to no exercise.
 
BrunoMattei dijo:
I'm sure he dated but I'm willing to bet my left nut that Leanna was Phil's first actual girlfriend. The first woman who could tolerate him for an extended amount of time.
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The first "girl" also a fan, wasnt there some sort of drama about if he got with her before she was 18, he only made it public on her 18th or something?.
 
PieceofShet dijo:
I regularly check his patreon from mobile, dont ask me why... Anyway, today it did direct me straight to the pledge part, not the usual. I CAN CONFIRM ITS NOT A BROWSER THING. Either dsp or patreon changed it.
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You can check that in 15 seconds by going on anyone else's Patreon, you know. It's Patreon, apparently going to anyone's page first directs you to the 'memberships' tab, no longer the 'overview.'
 
The clampdown on his social media is very interesting. Twitter (he put his foot in his mouth for that one) and Insta (no kat food, no kat).

I didn't subscribe to the Kat is gone thing before but I mean, he's not helping to convince me otherwise either
 
The whole relationship between Kat and Phil was based on so many unrealistic ideas and unfulfilled promises. I realize that somehow somewhere some woman may find Phil attractive, but it must be really frustrating to live with a man who is sleeping when you get up for work, plays video games all day, spends an hour with you for dinner, and continues playing games until after you go to bed. Then he stays up all night drinking.
 
Sparkletor dijo:
it must be really frustrating to live with a man who is sleeping when you get up for work, plays video games all day, spends an hour with you for dinner, and continues playing games until after you go to bed. Then he stays up all night drinking.
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Yep, people get in fights with significant others for much less. Especially when it's the woman who feels like the man is at home doing jackshit while they're working their asses off.
But, she knew what she signed up for, and that may make a huge difference. I still believe Kat is there and she's content (not happy though). She's just glad that she's not getting beat up by her ex-boyfriend or haunted by her sister. Phil doesn't really do anything bad tbh. He's just a boring and annoying boyfriend.
 
Because I always enjoy comparing Phil's numbers to other streamers:

A streamer fell asleep 4 hours ago and left the stream running. He is still asleep as I post.

He still has more viewers than Phil manages.

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At some point it was over 1,000 viewers. Chat is going bonkers at every noise he makes and every inconsistency in his snoring {HE AWAKENS! ...nvm}

A fella snoozing is more entertaining than DSP.
 
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