DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Sven]

Apparently DSP will no longer share pictures of food anymore:

Because this greatly saddens me and "cooking with kat" was one of my favorite threads I've made a new thread dedicated to watching Phil watching TV:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/watching-tv-with-phil.43450/

I probably have the timeline confused but didn't he stop posting food right about the time people found everything Kat "homemade" for him on that delivered meal website I can't recall the name of?

Edit: As per FallGout a few posts below being able to recall what I couldn't Schwans is the websites name

 

[Drip Feed]

he cant stay away from the racial humor, talking about asian profiling and taking him downtown because hes asian, i know its a mafia in tokyo kind of game but after yesterday, cmon man.

 

[FallGout]

I probably have the timeline confused but didn't he stop posting food right about the time people found everything Kat "homemade" for him on that delivered meal website I can't recall the name of?

Was it Schwan's or was there another place people found?

 

[HolocaustDenier]

i think kat its just one of those lazy girls that hate cooking , phil must be missing leanna homemade dinners. phil wants a mommy not a girlfriend FEED ME FEED ME MORE

 

[BrunoMattei]

Kat is dead, Phil killed her and ground her into meat for his special italian sauce

Dahmer 2.0.

Speaking of which, I am reminded that Dahmer used alcohol to repress his urges. People from his highschool reported he reeked of booze in the morning to school. And Phil likes his gin...

 

[Schmeckel]

Kat is dead, Phil killed her and ground her into meat for his special italian sauce

Implying that his doughy arms and debilitated back could overpower a toddler, let alone a demon possessed Kat.

 

[Scurrly]

No one ever asked him how he liked those corn dogs Kat got him?

Isn't the source of the penne meme literally Phil's instagram post's 1 & 2?

 

[SleepyNibba]

I like how Phil entered a obvious point of no return area and decided not to go back and stock up on healing items...

 

[James Smith]

I legit think he doesn't give a shit about John or Howard and thinks he's totally in the right about everything that happened between them.

Post

in his chat and you get banned. Post

in his chat and nothing happens.

 

[SleepyNibba]

This fat fuck...

Someone in his chat told him that if he quits for the night, he would have to do the whole final gauntlet again from the beginning, Phil has the nerve to say well if it doesnt auto save that its not his fault, its the fault of the game design...

Ok Dave... Your at the end of the game, just finish the game...

 

[Haunter]

I probably have the timeline confused but didn't he stop posting food right about the time people found everything Kat "homemade" for him on that delivered meal website I can't recall the name of?

IIRC, Phil was the one that said he was getting food delivered from Schwan's. This was after Kat had started working full time and was no longer able to have his dinner ready for him.

in his chat and nothing happens.

Who is the picture of the guy of?

 

[Raven'sChild]

...You know your losing relevancy when 'your detractors' start to branch out to other audiences for their 'views':
Theo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hu_II-1TUNg&t=0s
Memology: ( one of three in my sub box ) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jw3YMle21pE&t=0s
and the most uplifting from Argent: ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uo6gHt_TVOY )

 

[SleepyNibba]

Doesnt want to bother watching the rest of the cutscene cuz quitting time, so he plans to leave his ps4 on all night paused.

And he wonders why his ps4 is on the verge of bricking...

 

[James Smith]

Who is the picture of the guy of?

That's Howard. Someone DSP has called mostly just an acquaintance/friend of John's, but who sure seemed to have been involved in stuff with DSP for a fuck long time.

 

[TyrasGuard]

Doesnt want to bother watching the rest of the cutscene cuz quitting time, so he plans to leave his ps4 on all night paused.

And he wonders why his ps4 is on the verge of bricking...

The whole Yakuza stream was more entertaining than the entirety of SoD but sadly a lot of people seemed to be bored by it. I was actually surprised to see Phil actually having fun for once.

Also, Phil picked the worst approach to the situation, instead of quitting and replaying that segment of the game tomorrow or watch the cutscene and THEN finishing the stream (You know, the logical options) he instead pauses the game, leaves his PS4 on (RIP Cooler) and will replay it from that point tomorrow as if anyone is going to remember what the hell happened last time. Never change Dave.

Also, i loved when he said "I can't keep playing this because i have a life". All that was missing from that moment is Phil staring at the camera for 2 seconds in silence.

 

[Dead Puppies]

No one ever asked him how he liked those corn dogs Kat got him?

Isn't the source of the penne meme literally Phil's instagram post's 1 & 2?

I've noticed this about his food posts before, but damn Phil that is a huge portion size. It isn't even his worst example either, but he probably still has over 1000 calories on that plate alone.

 

[Sparkletor]

I have a life. There are many important things I need to do at 10:00 pm.

 

[Wurstbrot]

:late: Late on that but I did the thing where I sleep. Called sleep.

He have been told that several times before!

Not only that, but life itself should have teached him to aim for the head. It's common knowledge in videogames. I remember the first game that I know to break this rule was in fact Dead Space, where you should aim for the limbs.
Sure, not every game uses the headshot-mechanic, f.e. Dark Souls (?). I'm sure there are also some very ancient titles, maybe GTA San Andreas and Vice City, maybe? But kahman dood, he played so many shooters, so many modern AAAs and now he gets the idea? That's very slow.
He should have watched the replays of his deaths when someone "sprays" at him, instead of claiming "I shot first - at his feet - and he killed me - by shooting my head"

 

[Phalanx]

I noticed too that the detractors even are branching to different mediums too because we are all secretly waiting for tahx season 2. I think everyone expects new things but slow death is different, its slow AF and with Phil it usually happens in 3s. So I am betting the following;
Khat left him.
Record low subs / drama affected his income
Mod drama.

We all at this know Khat is either there not as a partner or has moved out. No one can live with Phil as people run away as soon as.

 

[PieceofShet]

3:11

Releasing H1Z1 on ps4 and State of Decay2 on xbone and pc at the same time is a horrible idea and they dont know what the fuck they are doing. DSP is expert on everything.
Also, he is soo lazy, sometimes HE CUTS THE VIDEO MID SENTENCE. He really doesnt give a shit.

EDIT: Someone asked him about Leanna, got triggered hard.
1:30-2:50

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