5 / 23 I LOST 300 POUNDS!!!!

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Owlflaps dijo:
Our gorl mentioned swimming in her latest vlog and all I can imagine is her washing up on the shore like a beached, gasping, cellulite laden whale.
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Is it bad that I hear the "Zelda" music in the background and am more interested in watching that than AL?

"I'll never look like that, oh well."
With that attitude, you are primed to hit that 600lb goal.

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There is no way that was an accident, Amber. I'm not sure exactly what you end goal was there in adding that in, but you could have totally edited that out if you wanted to.

Your enthusiasm for Weight Watchers would seem genuine to anybody who hasn't been following you for a while. I wonder how long until you get bored with it an move on to the next plan.

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Aside from the demon eye you've got going on, you actually look somewhat human there. Are you usually trying to look like a bulldike? If so, mission accomplished.

The rest of the video was pretty boring. Again, I want to see you two play some bing bing wahoo.

Ya know, at least this time you had the decency to warn your followers that you won't be uploading for a while.

It really spoke to your character that you just stopped uploading seemingly out of nowhere, told absolutely nobody about it, and weren't even apologetic about it. I'll be eagerly awaiting your next totally real weigh in.
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When I first read the title I thought Becky must have finally dumped her. That's the only way she could have lost 300 pounds from her life. Our gorl sure knows how to use them clickbait titles.

EDIT "I'm going to stuff you guys into my bra". Thanks for the visual :cryblood:
 
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The only place she can go swimming is in a lake she can't go swimming in a pool because she break the ladder and the water would be dirty af it's almost June surely 80 degrees in Kentucky and this bitch wearing sweaters.. She lucky she ain't in the gulf coast especially where I'm at because it gets hot as hell during the summer in the 100s. Her trolling ass would die. Also she will never get to 208 pounds that a huge ass laugh right there.. Enjoy the quiet y'all because she will be back..
 
SandyFatCheeks dijo:
The only place she can go swimming is in a lake she can't go swimming in a pool because she break the ladder and the water would be dirty af it's almost June surely 80 degrees in Kentucky and this bitch wearing sweaters.. She lucky she ain't in the gulf coast especially where I'm at because it gets hot as hell during the summer in the 100s. Her trolling ass would die. Also she will never get to 208 pounds that a huge ass laugh right there.. Enjoy the quiet y'all because she will be back..
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You guys think she stinks now! Put her in the salt marshes at the beginning of May!
Actually. She may lose weight just by sweating alone. I live in a sauna, I swear

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The real rusty spoon dijo:
You guys think she stinks now! Put her in the salt marshes at the beginning of May!
Actually. She may lose weight just by sweating alone. I live in a sauna, I swear
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I can't imagine how horrific that would be. There was a man who used to come into somewhere I worked in college and he was massive, probably AL proportions. He smelled so bad in the summer that we had to keep Lysol at the front desk and douse everything each time he'd come in. I can't even describe the smell because I've never encountered it before or since. Somewhere between sour milk and death.
 
Whatthefuck dijo:
I can't imagine how horrific that would be. There was a man who used to come into somewhere I worked in college and he was massive, probably AL proportions. He smelled so bad in the summer that we had to keep Lysol at the front desk and douse everything each time he'd come in. I can't even describe the smell because I've never encountered it before or since. Somewhere between sour tard cum and death.
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The bigger you are the more showers you need this time of year ;) I was with a whale of a man, bless his soul. And yes, he needed help, especially when it warmed up outside. ((And proportionately he wasn't HER SIZE either. Oh fuck is that why she never showers? She can't find a victim?))
 
LordKaT dijo:
At her weight and physical activity level to lose 8 pounds in that amount of time she would need to eat < 150 calories per day.

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She's weighing herself at night; last week pre- ww she probably weighed herself after a massive binge. She has likely expelled whatever made her so damn heavy. Also she probably did this to fudge her starting numbers to make it seem like weight watchers is workin' y'all.

However, I just found this interesting video from 2015 when Amberlynn literally claims weight watchers "triggers" her and makes her "binge more than ever" (time code around 3:30ish?). We're in for a wild ride.
 
JustSomeFella dijo:
"Supposevly."

Well, that's a new one.
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Has anyone made a compilation of her saying shit incorrectly?

JaneThough dijo:
WTF is the point of going out to eat if you are just going to get chicken breast, a baked potato and steamed broccoli? Restaurants load their foods with so much sodium, it'd be far more healthy and cost effective to make that shit at home.

Ugh. But who am I talking about, honestly? Gorl breathes sodium.
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AL doesn't know how to season her food so she associates eating out with flavor because 1. they season their food and 2. usually over salt it.

shecameforcwc dijo:
I thought when she said she lost 300 lbs Becky might’ve dumped her.
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Yo, I thought the exact same thing.
 
pickleniggo dijo:
She's weighing herself at night; last week pre- ww she probably weighed herself after a massive binge. She has likely expelled whatever made her so damn heavy. Also she probably did this to fudge her starting numbers to make it seem like weight watchers is workin' y'all.

However, I just found this interesting video from 2015 when Amberlynn literally claims weight watchers "triggers" her and makes her "binge more than ever" (time code around 3:30ish?). We're in for a wild ride.
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So funny you linked that since her aunt Tammie has the highest upvoted comment on that video. She's pretty much reiterating everything we've said when it comes to being an addict.... 2 fucking years ago. And Tammie lost a shit ton of weight too. I don't recall if she had WLS though.

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navygreen dijo:
My god it’s like listening to a broken record… I mean it comes as no surprise to anyone at this point but the WW programme just allows her to validate her inability to regulate her own behaviour. “That’s what I like about being on WW is there’s no, kind of, off limit foods. It allows you to make healthier choices for yourself.” What, and counting calories didn’t? There’s really no reason why she shouldn’t feel deprived from her favourite slops if she only ate in moderation…

Loving her pronunciation of “ba-SA-ma-tee” and the sudden appearance of a multipack of sprite in the trunk of the car though haha.
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Why does this bitch buy so many plastic water bottles and sodas? All that plastic. Smh I thought celan water comes from taps in America

FitBitch dijo:
She claims she lost eight pounds in three days but didn't show us the scale...
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When did our dainty gorl ever lie ?!! BTFO hadurr!
 
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