DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

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AmericFront dijo:
Is he really streaming himself browsing the psn store.
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Yes he is.
 
He got into a match, dead in less than 5 min from falling down!

He thought the AR 15 was a AK...

Claim he can do nothing with a shotgun, needs a full auto weapon to fight other people.

Takes a stab at PUBG after killing 2 people in combat after sneaking in on them and claim this is proof that he is good at this and PUBG just dont work properly!

He plays just as he plays PUBG, jumps in a car and drives around!

Guy right infront of him and he sprays a entire clip and misses every shot, other guy shoots him 3 times with a shotgun and he dies, he then goes righ away and blames the frame rate, but it is still better than PUBG!

Having 3 diffrent levels of armor, diffrent weapons, diffrent healing items and more makes PUBG worse, it is to many levels to the game.
H1Z1 is a game, PUBG is barely a game...
All he does now is shitting on PUBG and praises H1Z1.

"He's not dead? Did you see how many bullets i putt in him? I had the drop on him and everything!" - He hit the armor and then sprays straigh into the ground.

Gets told he does different damage depending on where on the body he shots.
"So i guess i should always aim for the head?"

He stands still and tries to snipe a guy and gets sniped instead:
"WOW!!! That guy was crazy good at sniping!"
 
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I'm sure within a month (probably a week) he'll be shitting on H1Z1 like he is PUBG right now. The interesting thing here is that his criticisms of PUBG are, in reality, his unhappiness and anxious repressed feelings over his life and all the stress it causes him mentally. He says "PUBG sucks" but all I hear is "The life I've made myself where I have to play these games for pennies sucks."

He's got nobody in his real life to talk to or vent to so he unloads all that anxiety and discontent on the object instead of himself. And no, Kat doesn't count as someone to talk to since she's clearly just a rebound/status item to him.
 
Keystone dijo:
He's got nobody in his real life to talk to or vent to so he unloads all that anxiety and discontent on the object instead of himself. And no, Kat doesn't count as someone to talk to since she's clearly just a rebound/status item to him.
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she sounded like she was in a fucked home situation and he wanted bragging rights. that's the only reason he brought her over. there was never any relationship aspect - it was all for show. she probably pays rent and otherwise keeps to herself. maybe she makes the occasional meal out of pity or maybe it was a requirement for her to stay there. they don't have chemistry and don't even seem friendly towards one another.

hopefully kat can move on (if she hasn't already) and find something less miserable.
 
Keystone dijo:
I'm sure within a month (probably a week) he'll be shitting on H1Z1 like he is PUBG right now. The interesting thing here is that his criticisms of PUBG are, in reality, his unhappiness and anxious repressed feelings over his life and all the stress it causes him mentally. He says "PUBG sucks" but all I hear is "The life I've made myself where I have to play these games for pennies sucks."

He's got nobody in his real life to talk to or vent to so he unloads all that anxiety and discontent on the object instead of himself. And no, Kat doesn't count as someone to talk to since she's clearly just a rebound/status item to him.
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*insert line about how he could play something fun/ do literally a million things to entertain his audience and make more money*

But I know it’s pointless. He won’t do it. He won’t change, not unless he’s convinced it will get him more money or requires less effort. That’s why he’s still playing pubg. The game has become symbol for his business model and outlook on his work ethic.
 
TheKatIsNowGone dijo:
36 years and this is just now dawning on him? Holy shit. I can't believe he actually said that, I hope someone memes it.
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It explains why he's so confused when he plays multiplayer shooters and dies "instantly". Everyone else is aiming for the head/high damage areas like normal and Phil's dumb ass thinks because he hit the person 3 times in the arm or leg that they should be dead.
 
BrunoMattei dijo:
Yeah, she's gone. Negative comments have appeared on Instagram shit for years and he's just now had enough of it? Yeah right.
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I don't think she's gone, she probably just flat out refused to set sail in the sea of autism that is being even a casual mention on DSP's streams/social media.

TBH, good on her if that's the case. There's no requirement, there's no real benefit besides autists on KF and twitter talking shit and all it probably does is create stress.
 
Unseemly and Feral dijo:
Phil is funny but just not in the way he wants to be. Sometimes his juvenile humor is funny because of how immature it is- it’s a 30 something man using jokes people make when they’re half his age. When the game treats something seriously and he doesn’t, it stands out and you want to laugh at him.

Other times are when he fails at easy stuff like obvious puzzles or doesn’t pay attention to something in the game.

tl;dr version: DSP is only funny when he’s trying to be taken seriously.
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DSP is The Room of Twitch streamers.
 
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