i am turning 20 tomorrow

[DeadwastePrime]

the 21st is my birthday, therefore i must ask you to tell me you dont give a shit and that i should kill myself.

 

[Red Hood]

My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.

 

[Black Waltz]

I don't give a shit and you should kill yourself

 

[Ass eating cunt]

@The Shadow fuck you stole my idea

 

[The Fool]

the fuck does turning 20 mean? you can't drink until you're 21. get back in the cryo-chamber.

 

[Sheeeeeiiiiiittt]

Who gives a fuck

Kill yourself

 

[millais]

Make sure to adjust your profile picture so that the party hat overlay will properly align with it.

 

[Red Hood]

@The Shadow fuck you stole my idea

Great minds think alike. You FUCK!

 

[RIP_SANITY]

I give a shit and you shouldn't kill yourself.

Spoiler

Well, not really

 

[MG 620]

Troon out.

 

[Zarkov]

Time to get that dick inversion surgery.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

Wait until you're 30 to kill yourself, you'll get the most out of it.

 

[The Fool]

Wait until you're 30 to kill yourself, you'll get the most out of it.

Self-destruct is going to be the first spell I cast as an official Wizard.

 

[ThePurpleProse]

A lot of things could happen till the 21st, don't be so sure you'll make it.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Yet another year before you are of legal drinking age in your neck of the woods.
Jesus, no wonder all your kids go blow up schools if they can't dampen the pain of living with the sweet embrace of hard liquor.

 

[The Fool]

Yet another year before you are of legal drinking age in your neck of the woods.
Jesus, no wonder all your kids go blow up schools if they can't dampen the pain of living with the sweet embrace of hard liquor.

psh even police officers got booze under the legal age when they were kids. not hard to get an older brother or a homeless guy to buy shit for you.

 

[Clintonberg]

Post pictures of your birthday suit.

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

That’s awesome. I hope the party clown your parents hire pukes on your cake from being too drunk.

 

[ES 148]

Just take a look

 

[Jeff Heaney]

Just another 10 years till you're a wizard!