LGBT 9/04/2014 Chris claims discrimination

[CWCissey]

Right, I think it's time we start looking for any Sonichus on Tumblr....

 

[hurpdurpmanguy]

God do I ever want to see that letter of apology he wrote.

Like anyone could even read it in the first place.

 

[NegaCWC]

Now I come to the Human Rights Campaign and my fellow members of the LGBT community to help get me Unbanned from the WalMarts for this atrocity of a misdeed!

So the LGBT community has replaced the True and Loyal Fanbase as Chris's personal army.

 

[Dr. Tremolo]

Autism does affect Chris's behavior, but at this point it's his least important trait.
When you use something as an excuse, it has to be an excusable situation. Blaming autism for saying something unintentionally offensive is completely apt, blaming autism for conscious vandalism is just looking to get off scot free.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

And once again Chris begins the process of alienating someone who might potentially have been sympathetic to him by whining about discrimination over something that's his own stupid fault. If you claimed he was a fictional character, you'd be slammed for creating such a hamfisted and unsubtle piece of satire about SJWs. I'm honestly surprised he hasn't tried using his "Cherokee ancestor" to enable him to play the race card. Oh well, there's still time.

 

[Count Olaf]

Banned from a store, desperate to get back in, manager has none of it, Chris claims discrimination and calls others to stand up for him so he can be unbanned. Wow. . .strangest feeling of Deja Vu. Have we been here before?

Oh yeah. . .

So when abouts is he going to try and sneak back in to get a picture of Miss Manager to tape on a dartboard?

 

[Germanicus]

Why the hell does he capitalize most words? I'd say he's writing in 18th century Ben Franklin style, but even in the 18th century capital letters were only used for nouns.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I also hope she knows she can make bank by selling that letter on Ebay.

Unfortunately, it could be in a grand number of ribbons of paper in the trash by now.

Why the hell does he capitalize most words?

I believe it's for emphasis (and utter disregard for the rules of capitalization). No caps is talking normally. Capitalization Is Talking Louder. AND ALL CAPS IS YELLING.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Why the hell does he use capital letters all the time? I'd say he's writing in 18th century Ben Franklin style, but even in the 18th century capital letters were only used for nouns.

It's because he knows that Certain Things that are Important get Capital Letters, but he Does Not Understand that it's a Rule that only really applies to Proper Nouns and the Start Of Sentences. Therefore, when he Needs To Express that a Particular Part of a sentence is Important, he Puts Capital Letters at the Start of the Word. This is What Happens when you Sleep Through your English Classes.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

This is What Happens when you Sleep Through your English Classes.

Apparently, reading Goosebumps doesn't help with that either.

 

[hellbound]

I'd be more surprised if he weren't crying discrimination. Not only is it a symptom of his autism and that he won't accept he did anything wrong, it's practically part of the zeitgeist to blame the consequences of your own actions on discrimination against whatever special snowflake syndrome you have.

Doctor tells you that if you don't lose weight your prediabetes is going to become full diabetes? Thin privilege. Women get upset when you as a large, hairy person of penis who makes no effort at passing, go into their bathroom? Cishet shitlords don't understand you're a woman on the inside. Get shot while beating the ever-loving shit out of a Hispanic man for disrespecting you? Obviously the white world is looking to kill black teens. Get banned from Wal-mart for vandalism? Must be because you're a male lesbian tomgirl, despite nobody else knowing what the fuck that is.

 

[Quote Me Now]

Interesting how he expects support from the LGBT community when not that long ago he was saying how he doesn't support the G!

Also I think SJW Chris is now officially a thing, now that he's claimed he's being discriminated against for something that isn't even remotely close to discrimination.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Interesting how he expects support from the LGBT community when not that long ago he was saying how he doesn't support the G!

Pretty sure he still doesn't support the G. The only reason he's grudgingly tolerating them now is because he's realised that they aren't an optional part of the LGBT community, and he's happy to support anything you like as long as there's something in it for him. The moment he realises the LGBT community aren't his own personal army full of hot nympho lesbians throwing themselves at him, he'll go right back to posting about how much he Does Not Care for da homos.

 

[HarryHowler]

I honestly wonder whether Barb and/or Bob ever bothered teaching Chris in the art of reasonable negotiations and he just slept through it, or whether they taught him the "shout at and threaten people until you get what you want" brand of negotiating. Because I'll bet that if Chris had just explained to Miss Manajerk that he had taken steps to control his temper and that he'd be accompanied by someone else (Barb, Rocky, his sweetheart or whoever) in all future visits, he'd probably have been allowed back in, albeit with a warning that anything more severe than a particularly loud fart would get him kicked out for good.

 

[GREEDY FIREMAN]

I honestly wonder whether Barb and/or Bob ever bothered teaching Chris in the art of reasonable negotiations and he just slept through it, or whether they taught him the "shout at and threaten people until you get what you want" brand of negotiating.

Boyscouts of America
Greene County Schools
The GAMe PLACe

I'd say he took their lessons to heart.

 

[Le Bateleur]

If only Chris were to set a date and time for the Tomgirlesbian Solidarity Protest.

I'm sure at least some TRUE AND HONEST fans would show up...

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

@Danger worked at walmart when he was in college and I'm sure he can share that there were way more freakier things that happened at his store than this. I bet Chris overreacted and did a curse-me-ye-haw on the manajerk. As far as "how they could recognize him" they probably had a picture of him in the security office and every new employee was probably trained to call a manager immediately the second they smell rotten watermelon in the store.

Also, according to Chris' logic, if I get b& from a store all I gotta do is get a sex change and they have no choice to forgive me or otherwise they're transphobes? Sweet! Also lol according to Tumblr human rights campaign is BAD because they only care about rich white male gays and throw trans people under the bus so good luck with that...

 

[Bass Crastard]

This makes me wonder about what he actually did (aside from defacing some property). As others have pointed out after a month or so Fatty could of walked back in and if he could resist acting like a tard, he could of continued shopping there. Even if a manager did recognize him as long as he wasn't doing anything stupid all they would of likely done was keep a close eye on him for a while and let him be. Instead he's still banned from wal-mart. Still banned. How the hell does one do that? Wal-Mart gets all kind of weirdos and nutjobs going through it's doors, some of them do wind up getting kicked out for acting like exceptional individuals but after a month or two are able to come back as long as they behave. So how the hell did Chris manage to receive what seems to be a perma-ban from wal-mart?

He got caught, likely by the manager. People get away with crazy stuff at Wal-Mart because they could claim that shitting on the floor was an accident or that they're screaming because they're deaf and have Tourettes. It's hard to defend deliberately vandalizing store property, and if he had been a general nuisance prior to that, they were probably looking for any reason to kick him out. The number one tenet of dealing with assholes in your store is "don't get us sued for discrimination or profiling or whatever." Ironically, this fear of discrimination accusations is also precisely why the manager won't reverse the ban (reversing the ban on a white male (tomgirl, trans, whatever) while a woman or minority remains banned = preferential treatment).

When a giant company like Wal-Mart "bans" someone, the manager or LP/AP/Security staff file a report that they kicked someone out of the store but it's usually just a formality. They can't post his picture up around the store or anything (unless it's a police investigation like a robbery or something) so it's really just up to employees to recognize him. I'm sure that every employee whose been there for a while (particularly in the toys and electronics departments) knows Chris as one of their regular weirdos.

As stated above, if he wasn't so distinctive-looking, he could probably come right back in and nobody would notice.

Of course, when kicking someone out, you normally remind them that if they return to the store they could be arrested for trespassing and their Wal-Mart might have a cop that hangs out at the front of the store all the time just to maintain order (like the ones near me do) that scares him away.

 

[idon'tknowhatyoumean]

Standing up for the name of Autism and the LGBT community for something you did out of hate for a video game console? Oh, Chris. You just says the darnedest things.

 

[Carlos Thin]

Maybe he could claim his vandalism was Street Art