LGBT 9/04/2014 Chris claims discrimination

[pickleniggo]

I wonder if Walmart has a poster of Chris posted in the back offices similar to old school "Wanted" posters, including any known aliases such as "Ian Brandon Anderson" or "Kaka Apple Chrisp".

 

[CWC-in-the-minds]

Sorry, Chris. I'm just a dang, dirty homo that unfortunately appends his kind to the LBT movement =(

I can go send you stuff from my local Wal-Mart, though, I'm shopping groceries tomorrow. Be adviced, though, Canadian Wal-Mart is very redundant regarding prices.

 

[Mrs Paul]

What did he do to the Magic Mike display?

When was Chrissy banned exactly? I won't claim to be an expert on Walmart but my local store has incredibly high employee turnover, so even as goofy looking as he is I'm pretty sure he could waltz right into Walmart without anyone recognizing him.

People of Walmart. Chris would fit right in.

Okay, so Chris engaged in an act of vandalism a year ago. I like to see that he is trying to recover and move past the incident. Probably not for the reasons a normal person would try to be unbanned. My point is this, if you are a certain age, disabled or not, you should have the capacity to be able to know that vandalism is wrong. Also, what does the LGBT ties have to do with any of this.

TL;DR: Chris should fucking know better regardless of his disability or sexual orientation.

I guess in Chris's mind, somehow being a minority, or having a disability, means you can't be banned from a store, or punished for anything. He doesn't understand that the law means they can't ban you from the store simply BECAUSE you're gay/autistic/transgender etc. In Chris's world, if a lesbian were caught shoplifting, you couldn't ban her from the store, because that would be homophobic, or whatever.

Just like he's always used his autism as an excuse for getting away with being an ass, now he's using this whole new "trans/lesbian" persona thing. And Chris being Chris, thinks he can now use his new schtick to rally people to his "plight".

(Besides, does anyone think he's REALLY sorry for what he did? He's only sorry for getting caught. And I'd love to read that letter, just to see if he brought up the trolls.)

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

What did he do to the Magic Mike display?

He drew muscle bras on them to cover their dang disgusting naked pecs.

 

[RP 520]

Didn't he also vandalize Magic Mike DVDs or was that a different store?

Same store I think. I wonder if Chris attempted to shoplift a few petty items from Wal-Mart like he tried to at Best Buy? Like at Best Buy, instead of getting police involved, they just opted to scare him off (ban in this case).

 

[Strelok]

I think the one other, albeit smaller question is, other than OPL sending them the letter to request removal of his ban, were the fine employees of that WalMart even aware that he was supposed to be banned in the first place. This isn't a small store like the Game Place where the manager sits within eyesight of the entrance and knows most of his customers on a first name basis, this is WalMart, a store that deals with 1000s of faceless people every day, to the point where even somone like him would be considered forgettable. That manager probably has thrown out dozens of weirdos like Chris over her career, and it begs the question if he would really stand out among the other, likely far more belligerent idiots she's thrown out. Back when I worked at WalMart we had banned people come back a few months later with little or no fuss if only because the managers were too busy running a hopelessly understaffed store to notice them again, and the rest of the staff had all been turned over by high attrition rates already.

 

[Jozef]

Some people take bullshit "discrimination" situations like this very seriously. Who knows, Chris could actually have a chance. You know how some trannies are, they'll sue you for discrimination if you look at them the wrong way. I bet Chris will start calling everyone "cis scum" now.

(By the way, I'm not homophobic or "transphobic" (In fact, I'm gay), but I hate extremist militant groups of any kind.)

 

[Tubular Monkey]

"I SAID THE WORDS! WHY AM I STILL IN TROUBLE???"

You'd think he was a 5 year old. You'd be right.

 

[Tetsu Deinonychus]

How bad do you have to be to get kicked out of Wal-Mart?! Then again, this isn't even the first Wal-Mart Chris has been kicked out of. I once went to a Wal-Mart where I overheard a phone conversation with a woman that caught her daughter fooling around with her cousin.

Oh, Wal-Mart....

My favourite part of this FB post is him mentioning that he has his Sweetheart. Because, the Wal-Mart managers totally take having a girlfriend into account when deciding whether or not to lift a ban.

 

[Shadow]

How are people responding to him on the HRC page? I can't see anything.

 

[Holdek]

How are people responding to him on the HRC page? I can't see anything.

Just click on "Posts to Page" on the left of the main feed, and then scroll down to see his post and the responses.

 

[geodestro]

I wonder if Walmart has a poster of Chris posted in the back offices similar to old school "Wanted" posters, including any known aliases such as "Ian Brandon Anderson" or "Kaka Apple Chrisp".

Bury me with my !

 

[TaterBot]

Chris first got b& from Charlottesville Mal-Wart 2005. http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Walmart Pure gold.

When the new one opened in Ruckersville, maybe the management teams talked to each other and things were shared. Chris may have been one of the blips on the To-Watch-For Radar. Sure enough, he glowed.

So the new heartsweet and he go on shopping outings. And he needs access to Mal-Wart bc he's paying for stuff for "her"?

 

[cahoots]

How are people responding to him on the HRC page? I can't see anything.

Just weens.

 

[Jozef]

I just read the Facebook responses. There's a number of weens using old CWCisms, but an overwhelming number of comments are calling him out on his bullshit. It's still hard to tell if the comments without CWCisms are from weens or not.

 

[Coldgrip]

Guys, he got a girlfriend AND has matured, I guess we better contact our field agent at wal-mart and tell them to let him back in...

Chris is largely harmless, and a coward. I think he's smart enough not to perpetuate a confrontation.

Unless he's behind the wheel of a car.

Chris is a coward, but here's the problem; If he thinks he can get away with something he'll do it and keep doing it until confronted, in which case he'll immediately attempt to either waddle away as fast as he can (most likely) or in much rarer cases, he'll become confrontational.

If Chris thinks he's in the right (which he does 99.9% of the time), unless he's being intimidated he'll be a confrontational ass about things. Remember, this is a guy that vowed to never be handcuffed again and told the security officers that he didn't have to leave the store when the manager said he did (and in the process wound up handcuffed again).

 

[Ruckersvillian]

From pages back, but:

How long before Chris tard rages at them and gets banned from their Facebook page?

It's going to get to the point where Chris just demands to be compensated for discrimination from the world, for failing to recognize his special snowflake status, and reality, for obvious reasons.

 

[Mrs Paul]

He drew muscle bras on them to cover their dang disgusting naked pecs.

Seriously? Or are you just putting me on?

 

[Coldgrip]

Dead serious. Then tried to justify it by saying that autistics should be given free reign to do what they want when they're angry or had a bad day.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Dead serious. Then tried to justify it by saying that CHRIS should be given free reign to do what he wants when he's angry or had a bad day.

Corrected.