LGBT 9/04/2014 Chris claims discrimination

[Ruin]

When was Chrissy banned exactly? I won't claim to be an expert on Walmart but my local store has incredibly high employee turnover, so even as goofy looking as he is I'm pretty sure he could waltz right into Walmart without anyone recognizing him.

 

[Globe]

A-Logging is if you want him to die or have a miserable life.

Pfft, there's no need for that, his life is pretty miserable without anybody's explicit wishes for it to be so. I just don't care if it never gets better.

 

[Pally]

SJWs, deviants and all manner of tards, unite, your Lord and Mayor needs help!

CHRIS wants to be unbanned NOW NOW NOW!

 

[Gene Parmesan]

When was Chrissy banned exactly? I won't claim to be an expert on Walmart but my local store has incredibly high employee turnover, so even as goofy looking as he is I'm pretty sure he could waltz right into Walmart without anyone recognizing him.

A year. I don't know mang....if she's the manager and went toe to toe with that motherfucker, I'm laying my money on she remembers him well.

 

[Mogambo]

Just for starters, if Chris ever learns about multiple systems/headmates/whatever, Sonichu, Rosechu, and the Chaotic Combo will have their own Facebooks within the hour.

Dear God. I actually had to look up multiple systems/headmates. Its basically imaginary friends for adults. Or tulpas I suppose, for those who don't want to get into a weird melange of Tibetan Vajrayana Buddhism and New Age mumbo jumbo. To be quite honest, I'm surprised that Chris hasn't created FB profiles for Sonichu, Rosechu and all of his palette swap abominations yet. It seems like he'd be the sort of personality type that would jump at that.

That's the beautiful thing about this; it probably wouldn't matter had he not brought it up in the first place. Weird as Chris might look, I can't imagine the scenario where an employee, apart from this Utz lady, actually manages to scope him out. Virtually no one cares about this except Chris.

Probably. Maybe. Certainly most employees aren't going to be actively looking for him, especially if he's someone they haven't met in person, and even if they were there's a high enough turnover rate in retail that Chris could probably get away with walking into Wal-Mart on any given day and not have any trouble. Especially if this MANAJERK isn't working on that day.

On the other hand, Chris isn't exactly given to subtlety. Somehow or another he'd manage to make a scene, possibly to show that he was better than them and was no longer banned. Indeed, this whole rant is more about proving that he's special and can get some sort of dumb ass public apology than getting back into Wal-Mart. Chris cares more about the image than the actual results. So yeah, I could see him doing something retarded and calling attention to himself and getting kicked out. Again.

Also, I don't think the whole tomgirl thing helps either.

 

[Count groudon]

Oh so he's a SJW now?
I swear to God pretty soon he's gonna be wearing flame shades and paying tribute to deagle nation or calling himself a wizard out against normalfags

 

[Dork Of Ages]

Chris expects the world should revolve around his wishes and his demands.

Of course. I just kinda wish he would be a bit less obvious about it.

 

[RequiredName]

After reading quite a few pages on the Cwcki, I'm surprised that Wally World would have banned him from their stores. I've personally witnessed much worse behavior from customers in such an establishment, whether it was theft, ramming cars together, trailing defecation through the aisles, hiding from their children who turned to hysterics thinking they were abandoned by their parents. These were regular fixtures in a local Wally World. The other eight hours of a retail shift are mind-peelingly dull, so I can't imagine the workers weren't thankful for the daily entertainment, as mean as that is to say about another living person.

 

[The Dude]

Chris broke the rules. In Soviet Virginia, rules break Chris.

 

[Seattle Trip to Neverfree]

If it isn't the autism, it's his translesbian man trapped in a womyns... Body... Or some excuse like that.

Never change, Chris. Your presumption of victimhood would make even the most hardcore Tumblr SJWs blush scarlet.

 

[Pally]

Chris broke the rules. In Soviet Virginia, rules break Chris.

But in CWCville, Mayor bans Wally World !

Perhaps Chris was banned permanently because it was not his first offense..... who knows what else he did in the store prior to that?

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Oh so he's a SJW now?

Nope. Just a CWCJW. He just thinks he can recruit the queer nation to do his bidding now.

 

[4Macie]

But in CWCville, Mayor bans Wally World !

Perhaps Chris was banned permanently because it was not his first offense..... who knows what else he did in the store prior to that?

I... I don't know if you're serious. Ok so 1) vandalism is most stores is an instant ban and 2) Chris has done so many things in walmart it's unreal. For example, shortly after/before (i forget) he drew bras in permanent marker on Magic Mike dvds.

 

[Pally]

I... I don't know if you're serious. Ok so 1) vandalism is most stores is an instant ban and 2) Chris has done so many things in walmart it's unreal. For example, shortly after/before (i forget) he drew bras in permanent marker on Magic Mike dvds.

I was only aware of the Hexbox incident, but it does not surprise me that he did sperging before that.

If RequiredName's statement is true, who knows how many times he was let off the hook before the management finally had enough?

After reading quite a few pages on the Cwcki, I'm surprised that Wally World would have banned him from their stores. I've personally witnessed much worse behavior from customers in such an establishment, whether it was theft, ramming cars together, trailing defecation through the aisles, hiding from their children who turned to hysterics thinking they were abandoned by their parents. These were regular fixtures in a local Wally World. The other eight hours of a retail shift are mind-peelingly dull, so I can't imagine the workers weren't thankful for the daily entertainment, as mean as that is to say about another living person.

Damaging merchandise is bad, but I would rate defecation and theft and car crashes even worse.

 

[Bigguy28]

I think now we are seeing the second of the big reasons he's pretending to be whatever the hell it is he is pretending to be, so he can claim discrimination whenever he tardrages in a store and gets banned.

 

[Kamen Rider Black RX]

I... I don't know if you're serious. Ok so 1) vandalism is most stores is an instant ban and 2) Chris has done so many things in walmart it's unreal. For example, shortly after/before (i forget) he drew bras in permanent marker on Magic Mike dvds.

Wasn't this around the same time Chris got busted for shoplifting at another store?

I think now we are seeing the second of the big reasons he's pretending to be whatever the hell it is he is pretending to be, so he can claim discrimination whenever he tardrages in a store and gets banned.

Called it.

 

[BigAltheGreat921]

After reading quite a few pages on the Cwcki, I'm surprised that Wally World would have banned him from their stores. I've personally witnessed much worse behavior from customers in such an establishment, whether it was theft, ramming cars together, trailing defecation through the aisles, hiding from their children who turned to hysterics thinking they were abandoned by their parents. These were regular fixtures in a local Wally World. The other eight hours of a retail shift are mind-peelingly dull, so I can't imagine the workers weren't thankful for the daily entertainment, as mean as that is to say about another living person.

Chris is largely harmless, and a coward. I think he's smart enough not to perpetuate a confrontation.

 

[The Dude]

If it isn't the autism, it's his translesbian man trapped in a womyns... Body... Or some excuse like that.

Never change, Chris. Your presumption of victimhood would make even the most hardcore Tumblr SJWs blush scarlet.

Making excuses and playing the victim is much easier than being an adult and taking responsibility for your asinine behavior.

 

[4Macie]

Wasn't this around the same time Chris got busted for shoplifting at another store?

Called it.

Yes, it was around the same time. He also got into TWO car crashes in the parking lot around this time. He apparently "just dinged" one car and left. Straight up left the scene, you'd think he'd have learned (ie: hit and run with Mr. Snyder) and the other he blames a woman (she was a smoker) for getting her car in his way.

As a note, I love how all of Chris's posts stating "I'm mature" or "I've matured" are immediately followed by him being childish.

 

[MysticMisty]

Well now we know just how exactly he defaced the display. Also impulse my ass. Unless he bought a pen or marker in that Wal-Mart two minutes before, he planned that out and expected to be allowed to get away with it.