Money Financhu Crisis / Chris sells his stuff megathread

What's your favourite Chris excuse for wanting money?


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It's on the bank more than anything. My neighbor was in the same situation as Chris and their house foreclosed.

Even if his whole ebay inventory gets swept up today, *and* assuming everyone immediately proccessed their payments, it will still take something like at least 2 business days for a paypal transaction to process into his checking account, possibly longer if he makes the transfer after 2pm today (i have no idea what time it is there right now.)

So, there's that. Top-shelf procrastination right there, buddy.
 
Even if his whole ebay inventory gets swept up today, *and* assuming everyone immediately proccessed their payments, it will still take something like at least 2 business days for a paypal transaction to process into his checking account, possibly longer if he makes the transfer after 2pm today (i have no idea what time it is there right now.)

So, there's that. Top-shelf procrastination right there, buddy.


I am on Chris' time zone, and it's 1:53 as of right now.
 
To anyone who thinks following chris now is sad. Imagine how sad it will be if people follow chris around taking snaps of him being homeless in the street. Following chris to homeless shelters and getting/watching him getting kicked out until he finally hangs himself with his own sonichu medallion. I wish to see a happy ending at the end of this story but things are going to get a lot darker until there is a hope of light.

Best outcome is that chris becomes an adult baby and two weirdos raise him and buy him toys. Which was my hope when chris announced he was in a bisexual relationship with a couple. Though that now seems to be false or the ruse of a ween.
 
He just married Magi-Chan didn't he? Isn't Magi-Chan supposed to be super powerful in terms of magic? Can't that include powers to procure money from out of nowhere?

Fuck man, he better plug in the earphones, turn on the binaural beats, and get in touch with his cartoon world and write that power in.
 
What you boys and sissy boys think will happen if Chris and Barb actual lose their house? We have a similar thread about what will happen to Chris once Barb joins her beloved Bob in the afterlife.
But this is a different situation. Both Barb and Chris might lose their house (if this ordeal is actually real).

Do they have any other family member willing to house them? Chris tried to reconnect with his brother for some months now (probably for no other reason but as a backup plan for situations like he is facing now). But besides his brother (which he might take them, not because of chris, but because of his mother, Barb) is there any other place Chris and Barb can go?
 
He just married Magi-Chan didn't he? Isn't Magi-Chan supposed to be super powerful in terms of magic? Can't that include powers to procure money from out of nowhere?

Fuck man, he better plug in the earphones, turn on the binaural beats, and get in touch with his cartoon world and write that power in.

I wonder is the portal to cwcville in his bedroom survived the fire? what if it turns out cwcville is real and chris is actually a damn wizard!!
 
What you boys and sissy boys think will happen if Chris and Barb actual lose their house? We have a similar thread about what will happen to Chris once Barb joins her beloved Bob in the afterlife.
But this is a different situation. Both Barb and Chris might lose their house (if this ordeal is actually real).

Do they have any other family member willing to house them? Chris tried to reconnect with his brother for some months now (probably for no other reason but as a backup plan for situations like he is facing now). But besides his brother (which he might take them, not because of chris, but because of his mother, Barb) is there any other place Chris and Barb can go?


There's no way Cole will house them, Cole literally does not care at all about his mother. They'll likely lose the car too because Chris got a loan to get his new one. Ultimately, they'll be on the streets or if they're very lucky a home, and Chris in the looney bin.
 
What you boys and sissy boys think will happen if Chris and Barb actual lose their house? We have a similar thread about what will happen to Chris once Barb joins her beloved Bob in the afterlife.
But this is a different situation. Both Barb and Chris might lose their house (if this ordeal is actually real).

Do they have any other family member willing to house them? Chris tried to reconnect with his brother for some months now (probably for no other reason but as a backup plan for situations like he is facing now). But besides his brother (which he might take them, not because of chris, but because of his mother, Barb) is there any other place Chris and Barb can go?

I sincerely doubt they will have anywhere to go. Who is going to take on that night terror? They'll turn any property you put them on into an indoor fucking landfill with piss & shit permeated into the floors & walls within a month.. even without any animals.

And if that person does exist, they should be sainted & canonized, or fucking institutionalized themself. Also, if Cole volunteers to step in, I'll probably prolapse from shock. It seems the only energy he has channelled into these two (and understandably so) is putting as much distance there as possible to try & evade the avalanche of proxy-debt he might get tapped for when she finally croaks.
 
There's no way Cole will house them, Cole literally does not care at all about his mother.
Maybe the idea of having his own mother homeless will be too hard for him. It is a hard thing for me to rationalize. You not caring about your sick mother living under a bridge. But maybe he really doesn't give a fuck anymore.. Who can blame him.

They'll likely lose the car too because Chris got a loan to get his new one
Are you for real? Chris supposedly under financial problems since forever. He always e-begged cause he never has any money, but he still goes out and is actually wasting money in a new car? God damn it chris...

Ultimately, they'll be on the streets or if they're very lucky a home.
Fuck man. I don't like Chris, but I don't desire such fate to anyone. Can't blame anyone besides Chris, but even tho he is a fucking mean spirit person, he actually never did anything incredibly bad or harmful to anyone. He only hurts himself constantly.
Isn't there a governmental/social services "fail-safe" process for people like Chris and Barb? People with special needs living under financial distress?
 
What you boys and sissy boys think will happen if Chris and Barb actual lose their house? We have a similar thread about what will happen to Chris once Barb joins her beloved Bob in the afterlife.
But this is a different situation. Both Barb and Chris might lose their house (if this ordeal is actually real).

Do they have any other family member willing to house them? Chris tried to reconnect with his brother for some months now (probably for no other reason but as a backup plan for situations like he is facing now). But besides his brother (which he might take them, not because of chris, but because of his mother, Barb) is there any other place Chris and Barb can go?

No family. At least none that would help. Considering the fact that Chris is disabled and Barb is old as balls it would probably be wise for them to apply for some sort of section 8 housing. There is a wait list typically, but it's not like if your house is foreclosed you need to leave immediately. It's a process that can take a couple of years at times until the bank takes possession.

I don't see Chris/Barb ending up homeless in this situation. At least not anytime soon. There are a surprising amount of resources out there, the question is if they'll be intelligent enough to find and make use of them.
 
It will still take something like at least 2 business days for a paypal transaction to process into his checking account, possibly longer if he makes the transfer after 2pm today

If you're in good standing with Paypal (which we know he isn't) A Paypal to bank transfer is instant, for only a $0.25 cent fee
 
I sincerely doubt they will have anywhere to go. Who is going to take on that night terror? They'll turn any property you put them on into an indoor fucking landfill with piss & shit permeated into the floors & walls within a month.. even without any animals.

And if that person does exist, they should be sainted & canonized, or fucking institutionalized themself. Also, if Cole volunteers to step in, I'll probably prolapse from shock. It seems the only energy he has channelled into these two (and understandably so) is putting as much distance there as possible to try & evade the avalanche of proxy-debt he might get tapped for when she finally croaks.

Maybe what Chris needs is a strict and rigid environment. For the past decades, Chris was surrounded by people that tolerated and encouraged his irresponsible behavior. Maybe having an authoritarian figure forcing Chris to act like an adult is all Chris needs to actually grow up and be less.... autistic.
Maybe his brother wouldn't take shit from Chris and actually force him to get a job.
 
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these begging vids from today are fake. The exceptional voice + non stop shit eating grin give it away. Something is driving this but it's not a real problem.

That. This videos seem odd, Chris behavior seems odd (even for Chris standards). It is so crystal clear he is trying to hide the occasional shit eating smirks. Not to mention it wouldn't be the first time Chris faked drama.
Again, this is Chris. Sometimes it is hard to tell if a crazy person is lying or telling the truth.
 
Maybe his brother wouldn't take shit from Chris and actually force him to get a job.

I don't know if you've been paying attention to the dynamics in the family or not, but that absolutely won't happen. Cole wants nothing to do with any of them. If I recall correctly, Cole last communicated with Chris years and years ago. Not to check in on Chris or Barb, but to try to find out who his biological father was.

He hates them.
 
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