🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[UW 411]

>tfw your fupa looks like a nutsack

Sounds just like hanging out with Amber.

Her name is Cushinberry? As in like cushion belly. Or Cushing's or Crushing Berries. At least she's open about the struggles of being 3-4 times the size you should be, something Amber seems incapable of doing. This video was more 'Raw' and 'Real' than the entirety of AL's YouTube repertoire, even the parts with the crappy overused positive motivation buzzwords and quotes. Tiff doesn't read the comments either, interestingly.

 

[Long time lurker]

Everyone stared at her when she went out.

I was thinking about Amber's head gear the other day and how stupid it was for someone her age to be wearing cat ears and those stupid bows she would put on her poop buns.
It's possible she wears those to trick herself into thinking that people are staring at her because of those accessories.

Taking a break from what? She doesn't fucking do anything! All she does is eat.

I can 1000% guarantee she won't be taking a break from eating.

 

[Can I get an Amen?]

Somewhat off topic, but I was in Walmart today and saw this and I had to post it gorl.

Spoiler: Bora Bora

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I’m dying. Someone has to tell AL about Bora Bora Febreeze!

 

[Long time lurker]

For some reason the first photo reminds me of this:

 

[I Exist]

I'm surprised TLC hasn't reached out to her already, she isn't 600 pounds yet but they have 800 pounders on that show now lol so it's not like it matters. TV companies love any chance to rope youtubers into a show to actually (try to) get millennials to watch TV. She could probably have her own special I'm sure there would be enough drama to fill 2 hours

I feel as though you have to cross a 550 pound threshold in order to get on that show.
The lowest weight I have seen on My 600 Pound Life is 570ish and AL is bordering on 495-510 so assuming that she still keeps up this shitty lifestyle, she should be on the show in a matter of months if TLC reaches out to her.
I am being though, that is a bare minimum of time. The maximum amount of time is a year, but our gorl binges a lot, she will probably be on My 600 Pound Life in 4-6 months if TLC reaches out and if that she doesn't change her lifestyle.

 

[angelicbitch]

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[Wilford Brimley]

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Her quest for asspats knows no bounds. Its boggles the mind.

 

[Future Butters]

Anyone else getting the vibe that Hammy's video "taking a break" from youtube was somewhat of a threat to her viewers? It seemed to me that she was basically saying "if you guys dont stop disliking my videos so much, I am going to stop doing youtube videos and updating you on my life." She knows most of her viewers only want the tea from her messy and shitty life, so shes threatening us that she wont give it to us if we keep disliking. Am i reaching here??

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Anyone else getting the vibe that Hammy's video "taking a break" from youtube was somewhat of a threat to her viewers? It seemed to me that she was basically saying "if you guys dont stop disliking my videos so much, I am going to stop doing youtube videos and updating you on my life." She knows most of her viewers only want the tea from her messy and shitty life, so shes threatening us that she wont give it to us if we keep disliking. Am i reaching here??

No, you're not. Because she liddurally already uploaded another video addressing this today.

 

[Future Butters]

Ah, i see. I havent watched it yet. Waiting for the Hambergerlynn reupload. I don't give Amber views.

 

[Wilford Brimley]

No, you're not. Because she liddurally already uploaded another video addressing this today.

In that case it's time to roll through and give my customary thumbs down..

 

[Sparkletor]

Whenever someone says "poop buns" I forget they are talking about her hairstyle and not that she probably can't wipe properly.

 

[JayBlue]

AL’s new video has 1.2k likes. Is our gorl buying likes again? Or are people really that stupid?

 

[sweaty chafing thighs]

AL’s new video has 1.2k likes. Is our gorl buying likes again? Or are people really that stupid?

I asked this question in the video thread, I'm kind of convinced she did. There's a pretty obvious uptick in likes on this video and the last one and I don't think it's because her supporters are suddenly emerging from whatever hell hole they live in.

 

[foodbeautypastashrimps]

We speculate she did this to get sympathy. Comes back with a new video saying how she is getting tons of messages of support. Of-course she had no intention of leaving. She wanted

AL’s new video has 1.2k likes. Is our gorl buying likes again? Or are people really that stupid?

Maybe. It’s hard to tell. She does have a point about a bunch of silent watchers. And if she is basically pleading for thumbs up it might influence a little more interaction.

 

[Plantywitch]

After watching her latest video about coming back, which almost put me to sleep as it's the same dribble she continuously plans after a backlash on YT.
This video popped up on my suggested list, which is an old video of her from about 4 years ago.
I almost didn't recognise her because the face was drastically smaller and I could actually see her neck and she was less insufferable back then.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5AHcStsd7w

P.s. She's only back because her ego craves the attention and gorl's got eggs and bacon to buy.

 

[Derpaherp]

After watching her latest video about coming back, which almost put me to sleep as it's the same dribble she continuously plans after a backlash on YT.
This video popped up on my suggested list, which is an old video of her from about 4 years ago.
I almost didn't recognise her because the face was drastically smaller an I could actually see her neck and she was less insufferable back then.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5AHcStsd7w

P.s. She's only back because her ego craves the attention and gorl's got eggs and bacon to buy.

So..... What has happened to her glasses? Do they simply not fit the width of her face anymore?

 

[Kelly Bundy]

The likes are probably from new viewers that kinda still don't know her yet and feel sorry for her. Some of us kiwi's have been watching her for 2+ years and it's same shit different day (and girlfriend). Amber has the ''my essee is due in three weeks, I have plenty of time'' mentality, and the night before the due date she'll copy paste some shit together and call it a day. I don't think she actually wants to lose weight, it's all for youtube, it's because people expect that she wants to lose weight. She will vacuum in all the food for weeks and when it backfires *i haaaave laaaahk BED y'all, i can't dooo nuthiiin*. A therapist won't help her and we all know she will find excuses for the next couple months not to go. Once the dislikes (again) start to get to her, it'll be another ''going to the doctor, you good gurlllll'' situation with the screenshots ''u guud gurl, u fine''.

On a serious note, why would Amber actually wanna lose any weight? She's been fat all her life and has no interest in any activities, sports, travelling, working... Waddling 10 steps and getting out of breath is the 'norm' for her. There will always be another Dustin or Becky to tell her she's beautiful. If and when Becky finally breaks up with her, two months later there's a new dine and drive, someone to wipe her ass and clean the fat folds.

In 2020, we can all just act shocked when Amber has her first stroke and diabeetus is rotting her toes off. She'll be vlogging from her bed saying she needs to lose weight and she's not 600lbs, she's only 598.8lbs. Nothing will ever change.

 

[Recent Lurker]

If her supporters STILL send her encouraging/helpful messages after today's video, they're a dumbass. Not only are the messages going one ear and out the other, to her they are unwanted. People are trying to help her and her reaction is to be a bitch. Nice going, Amber.

 

[London Raine]

Death. It means she won't be able to eat no mo.

According to her latest snap - 700 elbees seems to be her rock bottom. I personally don't think she'll make it, without being bed bound. 1 small foot infection, and her body will never recover. She won't be able to handle crutches, and I've yet to see a 700 pounder take a shower. She is so screwed. I give her 2 years, max.