This is fantastic, great job D.D.
What especially stuck with me was the titanic denial of his entertainment skills. It's just so obvious people left his streams cuz he's boring and plays like a comatosed monkey. But hold my beer and beware, chat says he sould fight in close combat! DSP tries it, hit a few times but then got smacked because he is a greedy fuck and then ran back and proceeds with his axe throws. "See? I tried to attack him but took damage, it's too dangerous to fight him this way".
Or he could hit him 2 or 3 times and then ... oh I dunno ... evade the attack. It's a boss, of course he won't wait till his health reaches zero. But this is Phil: When something doesn't work the very first time, back to the boring cheese.